Tony sat across from the 6 little toddlers, sighing in frustration as he ran a hand through his hair.
"Okay. Let me see if I got this right." Tony said to himself. He pointed at the first toddler closest to him, curled up on the couch with a blanket, eyes currently focused on the flat-screen TV showing Brave.
"That's Clint." He grinned, finding it funny that Clint would watch a movie with his two favorite things: redheads and bows & arrows.
He pointed to the blond-haired toddler in the far end of the room, sitting in front of the coffee table, scribbling drawings on a piece of paper."That's Steve, definitely." He said, surprised with his art skills at only age 4. Then again, he himself was a genius at birth, so it wasn't that surprising.
He looked across the room and found the two little Asgardian toddlers running around in circles.
"Brother! Wait for me!" The shorter toddler with slick black hair yelled, running as fast as his little feet could carry him.
"HAHA! You will never catch me, Brother!" the taller toddler with silky blond hair yelled back, running past Steve and waving a miniaturized Mjolnir in the air.
"….That's Thor and Loki." Tony gulped, already seeing Pepper yelling at him for the damaged furniture.
He turns his head to the right and sees Bruce looking at Tony's gadgets in amazement. He already knows that Bruce is thinking of taking apart the gadgets and experimenting with them in his head.
"That's my science bro!" Tony says in satisfaction. "And last but not least is….." Tony trails off, searching the room for the red-headed toddler that is no where to be found.
Where is she? Tony thinks, standing up to look for her. He feels a tap on his shoulder and he turns to the red-headed toddler hanging upside down from the ceiling, smirking in his face. Tony shrieks and falls backwards on his butt, hissing at the pain shooting through his body.
Yup, that's Natasha.
Natasha flips backwards onto the floor and starts laughing, holding her stomach.
Clint jumps down from the couch and runs to Natasha to high-five her. Bruce and Steve stop what they're doing and run worriedly towards Tony. Thor and Loki also stop running and walk over to the rest of the group.
"Mister? Mister! Are you okay?" Steve asks, worry in his voice.
"Ugh… my butt." Tony groans.
"Tasha! Why did you do that?" Bruce says to Natasha, while rubbing Tony's back.
"Brucie! Why are you on his side? We don't even know who he is!" Natasha says in defense.
"She's right!" Loki says in agreement, eyeing Tony curiously.
Natasha stands in front of Tony's face, holding a fist close to his cheek. "Alrighty Mister, who are you?" She demands.
"I'm Tony Stark." He replies.
"TONY OF STARK! Why have you taken us into your chambers?" Thor yells, pointing Mjolnir in his direction. "Firstly, little man, this is a tow- uh, home." Tony says, not wanting them to think he's locked all of them in a tower.
"See guys! isn't mean, he brought us to his home!" Steve says to defend Tony.
Natasha lowers her first and crosses her arms around her chest. "Okay.. I guess you're not a baddie after all.."
Tony smirks. "What a relief, huh?"
"Wait, so are you our daddy?" Bruce asks from behind. Tony looks at him with wide eyes.
"Wait-what? No no no no you've got it all wrong."
"Oh." Bruce says, a pout forming between his lips. Oh no, did I hurt his feelings? Tony thinks.
"I'm not your dad, I'm your uncle!" Tony says, trying to cheer up Bruce.
Bruce, along with all the other toddlers, looked at him with shocked faces.
"Really?!" Loki yells, running over first to hug him. The rest soon followed, ecstatic from the news. Tony was soon covered with little kids, cuddling and hugging him as tight as they could.
Although Tony never wanted to admit it, he found the whole scene too fucking adorable.
"Alright, alright!" Tony says. "Fun times over, Uncle Tony needs you guys to get to bed." He says, earning "awwwws" from the other kids.
"Jarvis! Did you set up a room for them?" Tony asks the AI.
"Yes sir. After you passed out and I noticed all the Avengers were turned into toddlers, I sent your staff to load in furniture and beds for them."
"Thanks, J. So there's-" "A kids room and a playroom. Don't worry, I have taken the initiative to buy a weeks worth of clothes for each of them, along with toys and stuffed animals. The bathroom has been filled with 6 extra toothbrushes and the tower, minus the lab, is child-proof." Jarvis cuts him off.
"TOWER?!" The kids yell in terror.
"NO! NO, he meant house. HOUSE. Right Jarvis?" Tony says.
"Ofcourse sir."
"See kids?" Tony awkwardly laughs.
The other kids looked at each other before turning to Tony, smiles on all their faces.
"Uncle Tony, whos Jaa-ja..Jarvhis?" Loki asks, having a hard time pronouncing the AI's name.
"Jarvis is our… helper. Right, Jarvis?"
"Indeed sir. I am here to help the Stark tow- Household." Jarvis replies.
"Woah! That's so cool! Uncle Tony I wanna meet him!" Clint says, tugging on Tony's sleeve.
"You can't meet him, he's .. a..uh" Tony tries to think on how to describe Jarvis.
"I am a robot. A friendly robot." Jarvis tells Clint.
All of the kids gasped.
"SO COOL!" Clint says.
"Thank you so much, J." Tony sighs in relief, thankful for the AI for not letting him explain it to the kids.
"Anything for you, sir." Tony smiles and turns to the kids, who all look tired but are fighting to stay awake. "Alright kids, time for bed. Uncle Tony has to take you guys out tomorrow." Tony's already seeing the look on Fury's face once he finds out his team has turned to kids. He snickers.
"I'm…I'm..not…sleepy…" Natasha mumbles, rubbing her eyes. Clint's eyes start to droop and bruce is trying his hardest to keep his head up. Thor and Loki have already passed out, and Steve is trying to keep his balance. Tony picks up Thor and Loki and guide the kids to their room. After all picking a bed to sleep in, they get into their Pjs and get tucked in. Tony walks over the tablelamp to turn off the light but is stopped by a soft, small hand.
"can you keep the light on, Uncle tony?" Steve asks, his voice barely a whisper. Tony looks at him with soft eyes.
"Scared of the dark?" Tony asks. Steve nods.
"Sure thing, buddy." Tony says, patting Steve on the head before walking towards the door.
"Goodnight Uncle Tony…sweet dreams." Steve mumbles, before drifting off to looks at him and he smiles.
"You too." He says before closing the door.
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