DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN D. GRAY-MAN OR PERCY JACKSON.
Tyki075: Yaaaayyy! I finally finished another chapter! I'm so slow, I would've been done a little while ago if I wasn't so lazy. I tried to make this one longer and I'm pretty sure it worked. This one is a lot longer than the last chapter, which, now that I think about it, isn't exactly saying much.
Allen: It wasn't that short.
Kanda: Che. Yes it was, baka Moyashi.
Allen: Don't say that, Bakanda! We are trying to make her feel better, not crush her spirits. And how many times do I have to say this, MY NAME IS ALLEN!
Kanda and Allen: *Bickering, yelling, threatening, attacking, destroying pretty much everything*
Lavi: Shouldn't you stop them?
Tyki075: What? *Looks up from my video camera* Probably, but it's just so amusing. *Sigh* I guess you're right. (To Allen and Kanda) Hey idiots! You had better be planning on paying for everything you just smashed to bits in your little quarrel! You guys bicker like an old married couple... except with, you know, swords and claws.
Allen: Oh, right, sorry. We'll pay for it. I have an excellent way to earn money. *starts laughing evilly*
Tyki075: It's been a while since I'd seen Black Allen, he worries me when he comes out.
Lavi: Me too *eyeing Black Allen cautiously*
Tyki075: *Smacks Black Allen over the head* Stop it! Go to the Closet of Shame and think about what you've done!
Allen: Yes, Ma'am... *trudges away slowly to the dreaded Closet of Shame*
Lavi: Remind me not to get on her bad side.
Tyki075: *Ignores Lavi's last comment, knowing full well that he probably will sooner or later* Anyways, we should get to the story! I know you're excited... hopefully... maybe?
'Moyashi' = Neah talking
'Moyashi' = Someone's thoughts
Chapter Two:
As Allen sat outside the Black Order, waiting for his comrades, he heard a voice that he hadn't heard from in a long time.
'Hey Allen, what're doing?' Came Neah's voice in Allen's head
'Leave me alone, Neah, I'm busy, I don't have time to list to you all the reasons that I won't give you my body.' Allen said in his head.
'That's not why I'm here! It's pretty boring inside you head, you know! All I have to entertain myself are your memories of you stripping random people down to their underwear in Poker. It's quite amusing. I still can't believe you did that to Tyki, of all people. I've seen that memory way too many times. But, alas, even extremely hilarious things get old after a period of time.' Neah complained.
'So that's why I've been dreaming about those incidents lately!' Allen said, 'I don't care if you get bored! Go away! I have a mission to focus on!'
'Wow, and I thought we were having a moment of hilarious recognition but, it would appear I was wrong!' Neah said, faking hurt. 'Fine, I'll leave, but, worry not, darling Allen, I'll be back soon enough!' And with that, Neah was gone.
Allen just sighed and resumed waiting for his comrades. He didn't have to wait long though, after about five minutes, he was able to hear a group of voices coming his way.
"So, are you excited to be going to summer camp, Yu?" One voice said.
"Don't call me that!" Another voice growled.
"Don't be so ant-social Yu!" The first voice scolded.
"Do you have a death wish, baka usagi?!" The second voice yelled. Allen could have sworn he head the sound of a sword being unsheathed, he knew that sound all too well.
"C-come on Yu. Why do you have to be so cruel?" The first voice whined, feigning hurt.
"THAT'S IT, YOU DIE TONIGHT, YOU RETARDED RABBIT!" The second voice yelled.
The first voice yelped and Allen heard fast footsteps and a frightened Lavi came into view.
"Oh *pant* hey Allen *pant* sorry we're late." Lavi said, plopping down on the floor beside his white-haired friend.
"Oh, it's no problem. Where are Lenalee and Bakanda?" Allen asked.
"They're on their way, but Allen, there's something you should probably know. You see, the number of Akuma sightings in the area we are heading towards have sky rocketed so Komui thought it best for someone to escort us. That someone may, or may not be..." Lavi said nervously, as if, if he said what he was trying to say, Allen would shatter into a million pieces.
"Hey, idiot pupil! Get off your ass and prepare to leave!" Yelled a voice off to Allen's right.
Allen recognized that voice instantly, images of being forced to pay off debts, being beaten, playing Poker, expensive wine, woman, and the dreaded man himself, all flashed before Allen's eyes. He looked up and saw the trademark long red hair, and half-mask of his master, General Cross Marian. Allen said nothing, but he paled considerably.
"Oi, Allen, are you alright?" Asked a slightly worried Lavi.
"Um, what? Yeah, fine, just... Rem-reminiscing." Allen muttered, his voice void of anything but pure sorrow and terror.
'What did Cross do to this kid?' Lavi asked himself, not for the first time, though, from what he'd seen, he's not quite sure anymore that he actually wants to know the answer.
"Hey Allen!" Lenalee said cheerfully when she saw him.
Allen's only response was a slight raise of his left hand.
"Is he okay?" Lenalee asked, worried.
"Not quite sure." Lavi responded. He looked at Allen, who had his head between his knees and was rocking back and forth while muttering something that sounded vaguely like numbers. This kid definitely needed some help.
"Get up Baka Moyashi, now is not the time to be whining!" Kanda scoffed.
This shook Allen out of his trance, "MY NAME IS ALLEN, BAKANDA! Can you say, 'Allen'?"
"Shut up Moyashi! I'll slice you to little bits! Kanda yelled, drawing Mugen... again.
"Stop it you two!" Lenalee scolded.
"Yeah, we should be heading out now." Lavi pointed out.
With great difficulty, Allen and Kanda, managed to stop glaring at one another.
"Che." Kanda scoffed as he crossed his arms and looked away from the group.
Allen sighed, "Let's go."
It didn't take the group long to reach the train station and when they arrived they found that the train, for once, hadn't left yet.
"I was expecting to have to jump on the train while it was moving." Allen said.
"Whatever, let's just find our compartment so I can get away from you." Kanda scoffed.
They put their luggage away and got to their compartment. Kanda, true to his word, sat as far away from the group as physically possible, Cross sat across from Allen and next to Lenalee, Lavi tried to sit next to Kanda, but got a sword pointed at his throat for all his trouble so he sat next to Allen, and Lenalee was forced to sit next to Cross.
The train ride started out normal enough but then Cross decided it was a good idea to open his mouth, "So, idiot apprentice, how have you managed to ignore this beautiful young lady?" He gestured to Lenalee as he said this. Oh, if Komui were here...
"MASTER!" Allen yelled, shocked. Why was he surprised? Once a womanizer, always a womanizer, no matter the situation.
"Don't yell at me, idiot pupil! Don't forget, I still have some debts that need paying." Cross threatened, smirking when he saw what this did to his apprentice. Allen snapped his mouth shut and a completely horrified expression came to his face.
"Y-you... w-wouldn't..." Allen managed to choke out, knowing full well that his master would.
Cross just smiled a smile that would put Satan to shame.
Allen hid his face in his hands for the remainder of the train ride.
Once the train stopped and the group got off, Kanda and Lavi started bickering again, Lenalee tried to avoid Cross's gaze, Cross never took his eyes off Lenalee, which left Allen to lead the way to Long Island Sound.
'You're going the wrong way.' Came Neah's voice.
'How would you know? Have you been to this camp before?' Allen asked inside his head, he was actually hoping that Neah would say yes, he could get some information about this mysterious camp, Komui had been less than helpful earlier, before they got there.
'No,' There went Allen's upper hand, down the drain, 'You defy logic when it comes to getting lost so whenever you go in a certain direction, it's safe to assume that it's the wrong one.' Neah explained, Allen could hear in his voice that he was smirking.
'Oh shut up! I'm going the right way!' Allen yelled in his head, Neah could be so annoying when he wanted to be, and trust me, he usually wanted to be.
'Fine, you just keep telling yourself that, but, when you get yourself, and the others, hopelessly lost, don't come mentally crying to me because I won't be there to metaphorically hold your hand!' Neah stated, and his voice disappeared.
Allen sighed, glad to be rid of that annoyance, if only for a little while.
"Hey, where are we?" Lenalee asked suddenly.
"We should be..." Lavi began, but stopped when he realized that they weren't where they should be.
'Oh crap.' Allen thought.
'Oh ho ho, look who's lost!' Neah chided.
'Don't say it Neah.' Allen warned.
'What? I told you so?' Neah asked.
'Yes.'
'Oh well then, I TOLD YOU SO!' Neah yelled and burst out laughing.
'You're an ass.' Allen said coldly to the voice inside his head.
'I try.' Neah chuckled.
'Oh, I know you do.' Allen said.
Neah just kept laughing and laughing.
'Will you just leave now?' Allen spat.
'Oh, sure, I've said all I needed to say. I'll be in the back of your mind, waiting. Call for me when need be, darling Allen.' Neah said, his voice fading with every word.
'Creep,' Allen muttered.
'I HEARD THAT!' Neah yelled, his voice back.
'Bye!' Allen ordered.
'Whatever.' Neah muttered, finally going away.
"Who was leading anyway?!" Kanda yelled.
"Ummm..." Allen muttered.
"Oh Allen." Lenalee sighed.
"I should've guessed." Lavi said, actually wondering why he hadn't.
"Moyashi..." Kanda growled, drawing Mugen and lunging for the boy.
Before Kanda could hit his mark though, somebody grabbed him from behind, halting his attack.
"Don't kill him... I WANT TO DO IT MYSELF! IDIOT PUPIL!" Cross yelled, pulling something out of his pocket. Allen expected it to be his master's gun but it wasn't, it was something, much, much, worse, it was... invoices!
Cross smiled but then he did something unexpected. He pushed Lenalee down the hill they were at the top of.
Lenalee then proceeded to hit Lavi, who ran into Kanda, who ran into Allen, and, in no time at all, they were all tumbling down the hill, while Cross stood calmly at the top, smoking.
As the four of them fell down, a young teen was watching the incident progress, he soon realized that, from where he was standing, he was going to be crushed by the falling bodies. He was about to move out of the way when BOOM!
The pile ended up a bit like this, Allen was, somehow, on the bottom, the teen was on top of him, Kanda was on top of the teen, Lavi was on Kanda, and Lenalee miraculously managed to land, literally sitting on Lavi's back, for Cross would never deliberately hurt a woman as beautiful as he deemed she was.
Lenalee hopped off Lavi and helped him and Kanda up, when she got to the stranger under Kanda she was surprised. She kept apologizing over and over but the teen brushed it off like it happened every day, he instead turned his attention to the crushed, white-haired, young exorcist, who had the misfortune of being of the bottom of the pile.
The last thing Allen saw before blacking out, due to being crushed by four bodies, was a pair of concerned looking sea green eyes staring down at him.
END.
Tyki075: Your welcome for that beautiful cliff hanger.
Neah: Yeah, that was kind of mean, it's not the worst cliff hanger I've ever encountered (*cough cough* Sherlock season 2 episode 3 *cough cough*) but you ended it with the introduction of one of the best characters in the story! Of course, you also started it with an introduction of one of the best characters in the story, so that makes it even.
Tyki075: Did I? Who? I introduced Allen in the first chapter and Kanda as well, Niko comes in later, Tyki too, I guess Lavi and Lenalee were introduced but Lenalee isn't by far the best character...
Neah: Ouch. I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME YOU MEANIE!
Tyki075: Oooooohhhhhh. No.
Neah: Huh? No? What does that mean?
Tyki075: It means, I love you to death, Neah, I do, but, right now, you are so not the best character in the story, you're probably with Annabeth, who hasn't been introduced yet, but is really awesome, maybe.
Neah: You can be so cruel sometime, you know that?
Tyki075: Of course. It's one of my best traits.
Neah: If that's one of your best, I don't want to see the other ones!
Tyki075: *evil smile* SHUT UP! JUST FOR SAYING THAT, GO TO THE CLOSET OF SHAME!
Neah: NOOOOO ANYWHERE BUT THERE!
Tyki075: Guards, take him away!
*Nothing happens*
Tyki075: Okay, so maybe I don't have guards, but I will soon! Now until then, can you take yourself to the Closet of Shame?
Neah: Seriously?
Tyki075: Yeah, I'm really sorry about this.
Neah: Whatever. *Walks away to the Closet of Shame where he encounters Allen* (to Allen) You're still here?!
Allen: Yeah, she hasn't let me out yet...
Neah: Holy crap, that woman is evil...
Tyki075: Anyways, sorry about Neah's stupidity and my lack of guards, it's all my fault, I hope you liked the chapter! I tried to make it longer and fix it up a bit but if there is anything that you think needs changing, just leave a review, and ask a question if you so please, to me, or the characters, and I'll do my best to answer them in the next chapter. See you in a little while (not literally noting that I'm writing and can't actually see you... LITERALISM! It's beautiful)!
