*Sky army HQ, two days later* "Alright recruits, Sky said, we have 3,000 ticks (5 minutes) until we have to move out! Make sure you didn't forget anything important. Squad 8-3, you will be staying behind for now." Sky proudly surveyed his army. Everyone stood in formation, ready to move out at his command. Everyone except squad 8-3, that was. Every base of the sky army was built with a special set of towers when it was first created. If the army ever had to move, those towers were the only things that were left up, one small squad would stay behind in them as a new outpost. It had been an idea of a smart recruit that had once joined the army. When he had been killed by the squids while defending Sky, Sky vowed to use his plan as often as safely possible in memory of him.

"Ok Sky army, it's time to move out! Everyone, forward march!" The Army began it's march towards the new spot picked out for them by the elite scout sector. The Primary Scouts fanned out in front of the army, while the Sky army generals and Sky marched out in front of everyone else. Then, in block formation, came the basic and advanced all-purpose warriors, then the archers. After them came the enchanters, crafters, and brewers. They in turn were followed by the healers, the miners, the foragers and hunters, the builders, and lastly the woodcutters. Any remaining people and the few redstoners made up the second to last line, with the last line being the few members of the brute squad.

*Squid army HQ, overworld* Deep under the ocean in a dangerous part of the overworld, one small pocket and one really long pocket of air could be found on the edge of Squid HQ. One was a jail cell for the air-breathing captives of the Squids; the second was a testing site for weapons the squids developed. "Prepare yourselves, squid archers, the great Squidious commanded of his group, we are now in the final testing phase of the advanced ender-arrows."

The squid scientists had made some improvements to the arrow they had seen Sky make days ago. They took two iron ingots, and placed one above and below a stick in a crafting table. This gave them two Iron Rods. These were basically iron sticks, and they were a very important part of most advanced arrow types. Then they took a blaze powder and surrounded it with 8 gunpowder, creating a 8 fire dust, a standard fuel, slightly stronger and longer lasting than gunpowder, but not as dangerous as pure blaze powder. Then they took 3 of those and placed them in a bucket shape around a feather, with a string on top tying it together, making 1 burning feather. After this, they made 9 Iron nuggets, the iron equivalent of budder nuggets. 3 of these were placed in a bucket position around an enderpearl, with a flint on top. This created a new arrow tip that the squids called Ender tips. Finally, they crafted an ender tip on top of an iron rod, with a burning feather on the bottom, forming the advanced ender-arrow.

It was pretty expensive for only one arrow, but since the squids were hostile mobs, they could get most of the items for free from other hostile mobs without having to kill them. The advanced arrows could only be fired by an advanced bow, but those were relatively easy to get. It was the same crafting recipe as the standard bow, but with iron rods instead of sticks. As the squid archers lined up near the long air pocket's far end, they took aim at the targets at the other end. Being a proper advanced arrow, the ender-energy flowed through the whole thing, touching the tiny exposed part of the enderpearl was not necessary to link to it. Then, the squids fired their bows, and almost all the squids hit at least on the outside of their large target. They were instantly transported to them, over 2,400 full blocks away.

*In a new place several days later* "Are you doing ok, Lewis?" "Yes Simon. The first batch of Jaffa's is nearly done!" "Good, because I don't know how much longer I can go without one. If they were delayed even a bit longer, I may have had to just beat you to death with my Hitting Stick." "Alright, here you go Simon, the first Jaffa in this new world!" "Yay! I can't wait to eat it, I… Did you hear that Lewis? It sounds like footsteps." Lewis and Simon had transported themselves to a 'new' world, so that they could start up a new Jaffa factory after their old one was destroyed in "The great lagging." The first thing they did was harvest a few logs and cocoa beans from the jungle biome they were on the edge of. Then the burrowed down into the ground and covered the entrance.

"I just know I heard footsteps Lewis, I don't like it." "Alright Simon, we can go up and check on it." Lewis and Simon broke the few layers of dirt that separated them from the surface. They began to climb up into the small valley they were in; hopping it was nothing more than a little piggy.

*Back to the Sky army* "General Deadlox, Sir, I need to talk to Sky, the scout leader said, my squad found something up ahead." "Go ahead and talk to him, but be careful not to startle him." "Yes, General Deadlox." The scout leader went into Sky's tent and told him that the clearing up ahead looked like it had been disturbed recently, and by something with at least the brains of a really smart squid, or basically anything else with over 5 IQ points. The day's rest was over anyways, so Sky told his army they were moving on.

Sky moved his army to the spot the elite scouts had picked out for the new base. It was a nice clearing in a rough circle shape with a radius of about 35 blocks. It was sunk into the ground some 28 blocks already, with pretty steep stone and dirt walls on the three forest plains sides, and a 10 block drop on the jungle biome side. All in all, it was a perfect place to build a hard to find base, with natural defenses already there. But the scouts were right. There was a small chunk of non-grassy dirt on the jungle side, and a small torch was barely visible under a low leaf block. Just as Sky was about to tell his men to dig up the place, several blocks of the dirt disappeared, and two figures climbed out. One of them looked like a very tall dwarf with orange-red hair and a horned helmet, and the other looked like he was wearing some sort of red suit with black pants.

"Who are you?, Sky demanded after finding his voice, how did you find this land, and who are you allied with?" The two figures turned around at his voice to find a few bows and sword pointed at them from a short distance off. "I'm Lewis, the red shirted man replied, and I'm Simon, the other one replied." We are part of the Yogscast, and we came to this place after our old world was overcome by the accursed lag. "The Yogscast, Sky said, I haven't heard of you before." Haven't heard of us? We have over 5 million people in our army, and you haven't heard of us? Who are you supposed to be?" "I'm Sky, and I'm the leader of the Sky army. We Use the power of budder to fight the evil squids." "Budder, Simon said, what's budder?" Sky shuddered; he was going to have to use the G-word again. "Budder, it's an ore, some people who don't know of it's power call it 'gold.'"

Yeah, I bet no-one expected the Yogscast, did they? Just as a mini-spoiler, although you can probably guess now, the second great evil force is Israphel. Well, I hope you like this chapter. I will be putting the next one out by the end of the week. The other thing is those crafting recipes and ingredients, they are not part of vanilla, I know. This world has a few mods in it. The first and most important one is the "No mo' creatures mod". It is a mod I am going to develop that deletes horses from the game, along with their armor. The next one is the "Advanced archery mod," it is a mod I am developing to give new bows and arrows into the game, and also advanced versions of most bows and arrows. Bye!