A/N: My boyfriend got me season one of House!!!! I'm very happy!!!!

Ultrasound House!

"Wilson, it's Cameron. You're on speakerphone. Can we talk to House?" asked Cameron.

"He's out cold. He didn't even twitch when the phone rang just now," replied Wilson.

"Well, maybe you can help us," suggested Chase.

"Wilson..."groaned House.

"Guys, I got to go," said Wilson, hanging up.

"House, what is it?" Wilson asked, setting down the headset on the bedside table and kneeling beside the bed.

"My stomach..." moaned House.

"What about it?" Wilson asked.

"Feels like...there's some...thing alive...in there," mumbled House, before falling asleep once again.

Wilson felt House's stomach with morbid curiousity...and fear.

Then he felt something kick his hand.

No way on earth he'll want to keep it...maybe I can convince him...

right now it is late july gentle reader

the next day, exam room one

House lay unconcious on the exam room table as Wilson ultrasounded his friend's stomach.

"Wha...Wilson?" mumbled House, coming to just as Wilson found it.

"Why, good morning, sleeping beauty! Feel better?" asked Wilson.

House nodded, then asked, "Why are we here?"

In reply, Wilson showed House the screen.

House groaned.

Although it could have been because Cuddy entered the room, yelling at House for being too sick to come in the previous day.

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A/N: This chapter is shorter than I would like, but since I have to devote my spare time to writing the sequel to "Thicker Than Water," and since I wanted to make sure I updated this story too...