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Random Insanity Comes in the Form of a Pink Bunny

Chapter Two: We Love to See You Smile

"Step on it, Evens! My bunny demands nourishment!" Shredder yelled at his driver.

"Sir, I'm not Evens," the driver respectfully corrected his master.

"Edgar?"

"No."

"Ethan?"

"No."

"Elliot?"

"No," the mysterious driver tried his best to keep his temper under control.

"Elton?"

"No, sir. My name is..."

"Ellen?"

"Ringo!"

"Close enough! Ringo, step on it!"

"Yes, sir...," Ringo hit the gas ant the limo started off like a drag racer.

They stopped at a McDonald's for lunch and that's where chaos ensued.

"Father, I do not want to eat here!" the beyond frustrated woman cried.

"Why not?" Shredder queried.

"The food here is too fattening," Karai complained.

"Oh, Karai. You and your ramen noodles and your sushi and your drugs."

Drugs!? Karai's eyes grew to the size of double quarter pounders. Where did he get the idea that she uses drugs? I don't know..., "I do not use drugs!"

"Sure, you say that now," the Shredder pushed the people in line aside as he made his way to the counter, "Out of my way! Move it or lose it! Stand aside, fatty!"

"Sir, you have to wait in line like everyone else!" the cashier, who seemed to be the same guy as the clerk at the pet store, stated in anger and unattractiveness, "And no pets are allowed in the restaurant!"

"How dare you! I am the Shredder and you shall curl up into a ball in the corner and whimper in fear like a frightened child!"

"Sir...," the cashier said slowly, trying ever so hard to control his anger, "Just... wait... in... line..."

"NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" the Shredder laughed evilly while stroking his bunny like Dr. Evil.

As Karai tried to shrink back from embarrassment, every single customer had left the deep-fried eating establishment. The cashier's eye twitched. The oriental loony with the pink bunny scared off all of the customers! The manager is so going to be angry with him. He'll be lucky if he doesn't get fired. Then he'll have to find a job even more lowly than working at a fast food joint. He'll have to be... A TELEMARKETER! DUN DUN DUUUNN! Well, hopefully the sooner the psycho gets his order, the sooner he leaves and the customers can return.

"Okay, may I take your order?" the cashier asked hurriedly.

"You are suppose to say 'Mother may I?'"

The cashier growled, "Mother may I?"

"You may, but I am not your mother, you fool! What is wrong with you?!" the Shredder bellowed.

A vein popped out of the cashier's forehead and he began hyperventilating through partially clenched teeth.

"My uberly super cute bunny, Fluffles, would like to have a side of sliced apples and my daughter will have a McGriddle, a six piece Chicken McNuggets, a Big Mac, an order of Super-size Fries, and a diet coke."

Karai's face showed signs of disgust while her crazy father ordered the most fattening food on the menu(the diet coke was fine, though).

"Father, I will not eat anything here," she said as calmly as she could.

"Of course, you will, Karai. So you can grow up big and strong."

"Big and fat is more like it," Karai mumbled under her breath as she crossed her arms and pouted like a grown woman who's father had gone loony.

"A side of fresh apple wedges, a baby heifer in between two mattresses, a happy bovine bunk bed, six hen brains dunked in fat, an order of extra large crying cow tails swimming in grease, and a diet coke!" the cashier yelled at the fry cooks.

"I grow tired of waiting!" yelled the Shredder and he set Fluffles on the counter, "Go get your lunch, Fluffles!"

Fluffles leaped off the counter and landed on top of the cashier's head.

"Get off!" the cashier angrily seized Fluffles by the loose skin behind her neck and tossed her into the direction of the french fryer.

"Heke!" Fluffles squeaked in fright and she covered her eyes with her extra long ears as she sailed toward the french fryer. Fluffles was a very lucky pink bunny and she landed on the fryer's handle, catapulting hot fries back at the cashier.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" the cashier shrieked in pain like a chimpanzee wearing a tutu that had just eaten a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower that was made out of cheese, "MY BRAINS!" Apparently, two fries had flew up his nose.

Fluffles slid off of the fryer's handle and landed safely on the floor, unharmed. She uncovered her eyes and searched for her master, "Squirble?"

"I'm coming, Fluffles!" Shredder called to his precious pink bunny, "Karai, get in there and rescue Fluffles!"

"Yes... master," Karai effortlessly leaped over the counter, rescued Fluffles, and recieved a bag containing the heart attacks disguised as food.

"Fluffles!" Shredder snatched Fluffles from Karai, "Oh, Fluffles! Daddy was so worried about you!"

Karai raised her brow and slowly shook her head at the display of affection the pink bunny recieved. Fluffles looked at Karai with big, cute, sparkling brown eyes that glazed with gratefulness and the woman felt a new emotion stirring. An emotion that was mixed with satisfaction for doing a good deed and constipation.