-1DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Law and Order Characters… they belong to Dick Wolf. Avenue Q belongs to Jeff Marx and Robert Lopez… and they're both fabulous!

Pairing: Carver/Logan

The Internet is for Porn- Avenue Q

Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!

And I'm gonna teach something relevant

something modern the internet ah ha!

The internet is really really great

For porn

I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

For porn

There's always some new cite

For porn

I browse all day and night

For porn

Its like I'm surfing at the speed of light

FOR PORN!!!

TREKKIE!!!

The internet is for porn… the internet is for porn

Why you think the net was born

Porn Porn porn…

Ron Carver had just returned from a lengthy day at the courthouse and was looking forward to a pleasurable way to unwind. He turned on his computer poured himself some scotch began typing…He logged on to his favorite cite. At the same time in Brooklyn, Mike Logan was booting up his computer to have his usual cyber-rendezvous with Ron Carver. beep the screen said he had 12 messages…

'Hello Counselor.. My, my you've been very busy'

'I'm just a fast typer… I have many talents.'

'Don't I know it…'