Title: Real

Author: Keg369

Gear: 'One Shot.' Not any more obviously because I made a second chapter.

Pairings: None

Warnings: Kyuubi is bisexual

Author Note: my English isn't very good


"I hate you."

Kyuubi snorted, "My how you wound me. Oh stupid one. I shall truly never recover for your wit is far to original for me even dream to keep up with. "

Naruto had been knocked out with an interesting side affect. He couldn't seem to leave the cage room. And he did not appear to be too happy with said predicament.

"Shut the hell up!"

Kyuubi sighed. 'How clever' he thought. Fighting the urge to retort, when after all he would only be arguing with himself. He shifted his position laying his head on his paws and watching his other half intently despite the fact they "shared" a body. He didn't really interact with Naruto; Naruto only came by when he wanted something and Kyuubi had begun to feel like unappreciated parent.

"Give them the world and this is the thanks you get - a whole lot of 'shut the hell ups' "

"Stop looking at me like that." Naruto's face scrunched up into a glare as if it would make a century's old demon do as he said.

Kyuubi fought the urge to sigh again. Perhaps there was still a human soul in the body. How else could Naruto be completely separate from himself maybe it had been the Yellow human's soul that he had somehow passed going into the child…

"I said stop looking at me like that!" the sudden outburst interrupted Kyuubi thoughts.

Naruto was on his feet. Just what Naruto was going to do on his feet Kyuubi didn't know.

Naruto seemed to be rather stuck in the room after all. At lest until he woke up form whatever nightmare that they were both being punished with… was that possible?

Could this all be some dream fabricated by Kyuubi's mind? And why the hell was his head hurting again?

To Kyuubi's surprise Naruto pinched he nose as if he were in pain. 'Does his head hurt as well? Does it hurt because mine hurts? God this was getting annoying. No more deep thoughts Kyuubi! Your going to drive yourself insane and then you'll be like the retard raccoon and everyone you've ever known will make fun of you… and I can't believe I'm talking to myself."

"Did you hear me fox! Don't you ignore me!" 'Speaking of talking to yourself."

Kyuubi sent Naruto an impatient look. Then unexpectedly began to feel playful. He sent Naruto a fox smile one that looked just like Naruto's if anyone were to compare.

"Fine." Naruto eyes grew as he stared at an older him. Identical save for red eyes and white hair.

Kyuubi could say without any conceit what so ever that he was beautiful. And once Naruto grew out of the runt's phase he would look the same.

"Wh..."

"You said not to look at you like that anymore." Kyuubi strenched his arms over his head looking a his other half. Hoping to get a rise.

"Why do you look like me?" Naruto barely got the sentence out. His voice surprised Kyuubi. It was the voice of someone who had been violated. Despise his other half's obvious distress he couldn't help but laugh.

"It would be more accurate to say that you look like me. As I am older and have been taking this form longer than anyone you know has been alive."

"What?" Naruto backed up quickly too and fell on his ass. Kyuubi felt his own ass start to hurt.

"You heard me Naruto. Do not act as if you did not. The humans haven't rubbed off on you that much."

"I can't look like you! I'm me! Why would I look like you?" 'Good question if you are a you and not not real. Did that even make sense?' Kyuubi should never have shown Naruto his human form. This hysteria building in his heart would not help anything. But how should he answer Naruto?

Naruto was simply not capable of understanding Kyuubi's theories on who was who and if they were the same. Hell even Kyuubi didn't understand half of what he thought of. So that left one alternative lie. 'But could lying to oneself be considered a true lie?'

"My charka's been coursing threw your body since day one. And you think it wouldn't have some affect on it?' Naruto looked puzzled but calmer.

"So I just look like you?" Kyuubi wondered if he had actually been this trusting when he was younger he didn't remember but maybe.

"Yes. Well... the form I'm in now looks older. You'll look like this probably around nineteen or so."

Naruto's nose twitched like the fox he was. And then he comically wailed: "But I don't want to look like a girl!"

Kyuubi, now insulted for he had always topped in his mating with males, coolly bit out. "Don't worry. I'm sure that one pretty boy- Oh what's his name, Sasuke, - will still like you. He might even like you more. Oh wouldn't that make the pink girl mad, then you'll never get a shot at her. " The horrified look on Naruto's face made Kyuubi want to laugh. "What's the matter, Baby Fox cat demon got your tongue?"

Kyuubi blinked, he had called Naruto baby fox. That's what Kyuubi's mother had called him; how could he feel parental over himself?

"Don't call me fox." Opposed to before Naruto's voice was as cold and deadly as a ice wrath.

Kyuubi snorted, "Fine. Last time I complement you."

Naruto's hands tightened into fists "Complement! Why the hell would I want a complement from you? Everyone hates me because of you!" Kyuubi glared getting truly angry or perhaps Naruto was the one getting angry.

"You may not pen those stupid humans hatred of you on me. I never asked for this. I didn't curse you, that was the yellow human. He should have sealed me into himself as he was dying if he had wanted to kill me. I never made anyone hate you. They wanted a place to direct their pain and you were a good target. So don't yell at me as if this is all my fault."

Naruto looked lost "But if you hadn't attacked…" Kyuubi sighed this was heading to a place he didn't want to go.

"I didn't attack... well I did but it wasn't any short of personal grudge or hatred of your village. I'm a thousand year old demon who was walking along, saw some ninja, and decided they be fun to play with. And before you condemn me for that, think of all the times you've tortured ants and bugs. Its the same, and don't try to say it's not, because that's how low humans are to me."

Naruto and Kyuubi stared at each other for hours or what seemed like hours, both thinking and not saying a word. Finally Kyuubi broke the silence, "For what its worth I know how you feel."

Naruto gave a snort, "I doubt that - but thanks for saying it all the same. I'm not going to like you but I guess we're in this together huh? So…" as Naruto began to be pulled into the world of the living he yelled out "at lest I'm me and you're you right? So we'll always have each other even if we hate it. That's worth something, right fox?" and with that Naruto was gone.

Kyuubi smiled, "Right, baby fox, if you say so." With a fox yawn he laid down to go to sleep. He wouldn't worry about if Naruto was real anymore. It didn't matter. He wanted to believe he was real .