Authors notes:

Hay guys and gals, first of all sorry it took sooo long to finally update. You would not believe how crazy the past few weeks have been; with tournaments, many school projects, art shows, terra nova testing, etc. Thankfully though it's spring break *throws fist in the air and yells WOHOOO!*. Anyway I hope you guys/gals like the 2nd Chapter and if you got any recommendations feel more then free to tell me. Oh and I just wanted to put this in as a heads up I try to ether make all of these texts up or I use conversations between me and my friends (yes, I know, we have wired conversations) so if there are any text where your like, "Wait, I know for a fact that that text wasn't created from DayDreamStories, and that (I) didn't put a disclaimer" that's because I didn't know. Well I'm going to let you get to readin' and not bore you all to death any more anyways hope you all like.

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Chapter 2

Venom: Hey do you have your phone?

Scarlet Spider: No.

Venom: Ok, text me when you have it.

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Aunt May: Peter, what does 'idklyttyl' mean?

Peter Parker: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Aunt May: Ok, I'll ask Miles, thanks anyway, love you to (*3*)

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Spider-Man: Your in a canoe going down a river and you accidentally hit a blob of pudding. QUICK! How many mixes of pancake batter to you need to fix the roof?

Iron Spider: Well if you mean 'pudding' as in the currents hitting each other making a foamy appearance (which in a way could look similar to pudding) that explains the 'blob' in the river. Though it wouldn't be able to reck a canoe- unless there was a rock in the water that was hidden by the foam; which in results tips the canoe over making the bottom of it like a roof. The 'pancake batter' could-in a way- be used as glue but how much needed of it would depend of the amount of damage and size of the canoe; assuming the canoe though is around six to eight feet and due to the rock had a cut along the side with a one to three inch width I'd say you would probably need around one to two mixes that make about seven medium sized pancakes.

Spider-Man: Um, I was just going to say 'a whole lot of it,' but um … your answer works to I guess.

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Spider-Man: *singing* The ittsy bittsy spider climbed up the water spout.

Sand Man: *singing awkwardly* Then came the Hydro Man and washed the spider out.

Spider-Man: *singing and clapping* Up came the Sand Man and punched the Hydro Man.

Sand Man: *still singing awkwardly* And the ittsy bittsy spider climbed up an saved his friends.

Spider-Man: Lets never speak of this.

Sand Man: Agreed.

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Peter Parker: Hey, I found your friends phone at the park.

Flash Thompson: Which one?

Peter Parker: The one that owns the phone I'm texting you with.

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Spider-Man: Hey, someone hacked into my phone and put all my contacts names to 'unknown.' Who is this?

Unknown: Norman Osborn.

Spider-Man: Oh Reeeaalyyy … CHAKITA BANANA LA RANA MOMANA BING BONG DING!

Unknown: What?

Spider-Man: I know it's you Iron Spider, Norman isn't even in my top ten contacts

Unknown: You're a strange little bug.

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Patrioteer: Spider-Man what's with the wried texts to my dad.

Spider-Man: Wait that was actually Norman!? I thought it was Iron Spider! He added Norman to my contacts!?

Patrioteer: Look on the bright side … let me know when you come up with a bright side.

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Dagger: *singing* Hello darkness my old friend.

Cloke: Dagger?

Dagger: Spider-Man asked me to send it.

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Power Man: Saw you on the news.

Squirrel Girl: When?

Power Man: In the park as Doreen, you were sitting on an acorn tree protesting about it being cut down.

Squirrel Girl: Oh ya, Monkey Joe was there too, he sabotaged the mans chainsaw.

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Spider-Woman: I.

Spider-Man: Am.

Spider-Woman: A.

Spider-Man: Vegetable.

Spider-Woman: … Yes you are.

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Spider-Man: You need to change your name.

Iron Man: This again?

Spider-Man: Iron First was right; there's hardly any(to no) iron in your suit.

Iron Man: Ever thought that I was referring to the mineral iron that helps strengthen the brain, and that because I'm the smartest man alive, just by being around me I make people smarter, so I therefore am 'iron' therefore I am The Iron Man.

Spider-Man: Oh… I guess that also may apply also to Iron Spider… but I now know one thing.

Iron Man: And what's that?

Spider-Man: You definitely couldn't change your name to 'The Humble Man'

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Iron Spider: So… your a Tayler Swift fan.

Venom: What? No.

Iron Spider: It's your most played on your phone.

Venom: Did you go through my phone? :[

Iron Spider: No, I went through everyones phones.

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Spider-Man: Scarlet.

Spider-Man: Scarlet Spider.

Spider-Man: Scarlet, I know you're there.

Spider-Man: Scarlet.

Spider-Man: Scarlet.

Spider-Man: Scarlet!

Scarlet Spider: My phone was charging.

Spider-Man: Oh… Hey Scarlet! :D

Scarlet Spider: No.

Spider-Man: … k. :~|

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Triton[to all of Shield Academy]: I just want to announce that I have just received one of those small, multitasking, communication devices that seem to control most humans and let you all know it shall not control me.

Dagger: Do you mean a phone?

Triton: Yes, the Spid-dermn told me that all humans have possession of them; as long as they are of the acquired age that their guardians see fit.

Venom: Come again.

Triton: To which destination are you referring to.

Venom: What?

Spider-Woman: Triton is saying that he got one after Spider-Man told him about them.

Iron Spider: And that everyone has a phone unless their parents don't allow them to have one.

White Tiger: And when Venom said 'come again' he ment to reword your statement.

Dagger: And you/Triton thought he ment to go somewhere.

Venom: Oh… that makes more sense, and why where you guys like finishing each other's sentences?

Triton: Agreed that was rather odd.

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Nova: Why is White Tiger being such a grouch today?

Power Man: Dude, she's standing right next to me… well actually she was, she just left, I suggest you start running.

Nova: … I'm dead aren't I?

Power Man: Yes, and wouldn't it be 'Why is White Tiger being so CATTY today'?

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Spider-Man: Remember when I first met the team?

Power Man: Ya, you were 'driving' the Spider-Cycle all out of control and White Tiger had to stop it.

Spider-Man: Yep, and then you all told me your hero names.

Power Man: Ya, what are you trying to get at?

Spider-Man: Well, it had me thinking; when White Tiger went to say your name you interrupted and said 'If he's Spider-Man then I'm going by Power Man.'

Power Man: Ya, so?

Spider-Man: Well, what was it before?

Power Man: Well…um.

Spider-Man: Come on spill.

Power Man: Fine… it was… The Indestructible Bulk.

Spider-Man: …HA.

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Spider-Man: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Iron Spider: Well, assuming the chicken was walking (due to the fact that's how most that are asked the question believe it is) I would say it is in order to put any and/or future enemies in a false state of confidence that it can't fly. So that if/when the chicken is attacked it simply flys away.

Spider-Man: … First of all do you seriously believe that? and second of all, why can't you just give a normal statement?

Iron Spider: No and no.

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Authors notes:

Im baaaaaack, I just wantedta (to) remind y'all that I would be more then happy to get any recommendations (it's really helpful when writers block hits) as long as it's rated k appropriate, and hopefully it won't take so long for the next update.