Ok, so these are some examples of the disgusting couples that some people come up with. Uhh.. Yeah. There's not much more to say about that.
Edward and Bella are so in love but one night, while everyone is out hunting except Jasper...
Bella watching tv, Jasper walks in:
"Hello, Bella. I have spent over fifty years with Alice, very happily. But I see me and you growing closer and closer together."
"Er... ok, Jasper. I'm going to go get some cereal. It's pretty much the only thing I ever eat, so I'll just go and grab some from your fully-stocked with food kitchen." replies Bella.
"But Bella... I think that I'm falling in love with you." Jasper uses his power to make Bella fall in love with him.
"Wow, Jasper... I love you too." Bella says and starts making out with him.
"Yeah... we can be happy forever. I totally don't care that I had to physically force Bella to love me, I don't feel desperate at all." Jasper says and kisses her back.
UGHH! Ok, next one.
Emmett is sitting down with Alice.
"DUHH...HULLO ALICE. BAHAHA." says Emmett, and flexes his muscles.
"Why, Hello Emmett. I'm going to go shopping. Would you like to join me?" Asks Alice.
"Yes! I love going shopping! I have never wanted to go, but suddenly, I love going shopping with girls!" Says Emmett and gets all excited.
"Let's go!"
They go shopping at the mall. On the way back home...
"Wow, Emmett. I never talk to you much, actually I'm pretty sure I never said more than two words to you... but after our shopping trip, I see that you are stupid, get over-excited, are extremely hyper, and Rose is no where to be seen. I think I like you." Says Alice.
"Really! Me too! Lets do it!"
Ew, again. How do people think up these weird couples?? There are more, but I'm getting sick thinking of them. EdwardxEsme, BellaxCarlisle, EdwardxRosalie, BellaxEmmett, AlicexJacob...
Yeah. So, this is a new one. People with really really bad spelling. You can't even understand what they're saying. It's painful to read.
Eddie lyke, luvs Bella. Yay.
"Oh Eddie, I luv u dear. Let's be together 4ever and ever. Change me!"
"No Bella honey, I don't rly want u 2..."
"You don't? U don't want me anymor?"aks isabella.
"Er...of coures I do ... I'll prov it!" An then edward has sex with bella.
"Time 4 the wedding!" Bella jumps up. "Oh no! Bad luck to see u befor the wedding!"
They get ready and have the wedding. WHo shows up but Jake black!
"Oh no! Its jacob! I'm guna kill ihm."says edward.
"No don't eddie." says bella.
"Oh ok." says edward.
"You did invite him..." says bella
"Oh yeah. I 4got." says bella.
""ok. Lets change me!" says edward.
"Ok!"
Edward changes her. It was hella painful.
There ok now, they luv eahcother.
See what I mean? Wow. I hate people who can't spell. And sometimes, they make good stories. Well, usually they don't. But seriously. It doesn't take that long to spell check. Most word processors put a little red line under misspelt words.
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