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" Children!" Arthur roared as he slammed the book on the table." Of all the things they're children!"

Sighing he took a deep breathe to calm himself down. It had been a long , hard day.

Let's recap...

Finally after he was able to overcome the shock of suddenly being a big brother again, England managed to get his body back under control.

He walked over to were the Russian superpower used to be and picked up the baby that seemed to be in his place. He felt his heart sink a little as his eyes scanned the child. " he doesn't even look a year old," he thought frowning," hard to believe this little thing is Ivan."

" Umm...hush child," Arthur said quietly his voice slight shaking.

That's seemed to do the trick because the child stopped screaming and just seemed to calm slightly.

" I'm hungry," the other child pipped up pulling on his pants leg.

" Ok lad," Arthur said taking off his cloak and wrapping in around the nude baby." Let's just get dressed and then I'll feed both of you."

Picking the Romanian up to sit on his other hip. Thankfully he never got around to putting away all of his old colony's old nursery things , so they were all pushed into a spare room on the second floor.

" Ok ," he said setting Vladimir in his feet while laying Ivan on a rug.

Searching through he managed to find a little shirt and pants for Vladimir. They were a little long but fit well enough. He found America old gown and diapers so he just wrapped Ivan the best he could in them.

" Well that's should be ok for now," Arthur proclaimed." Now how about some food and then I'll call my boss to figure out this mess."

Once he had made something semi- eatable for Vladimir to eat, he had slightly warmed a bowl of broth and carefully spooned it to the little Russian.

Settling the the children in the living room with the tv on he stood in the next room to make a call.

" Hello my lady," Arthur started," before you ask I would like to tell you that there has been a little accident at my house. It seem that a spell has gone rouge and to make a long story short... The Russian federation and Romania have been turned into children."

Arthur waited on silence as he waited for his queen to exploded. As the minutes ticked by he felt is heart thundering in his chest.

" This could actually be a good thing ," the queen said instead of yelling," if we were to take care of these children then we could get there government taken under the control of the United Kingdom.

" Madam what are you saying," the Englishman ask nervously.

" I'm saying for further notice you are to take care of the children." The lady ordered

" But .. I .. There's ," Arthur sputtered.

" No buts England," the Queen cut him off," this is your mess and now you will deal with it."

The phone went dead

Arthur stood the stunned with the phone in his hand. Automatically he put it down and walked into the living room.

" Mister ! What's is that glowy thingy? Is it magic? Are there people trapped inside it? Why are you dressed so weird? What that boys name and why does he smell bad?," Vladimir asked at the rate that would give people whiplash as he walked in the room.

" Well it's a kind of magic and no there are not people in it. We in the future so some things have changed like clothes. His name is Ivan and I believe He needed changed." Arthur answered picking up Ivan up and making a face at the smell. " I'm going to go clean him up and then when I get I'm going to explain some thing to you, alright?

" Ok mister," Vladimir Smiled turning back to the television.

Being resourceful as he could he wet down a bunch of paper towels as wipes and cleaned up Ivan. Once he was through he just threw away the diaper and made a mental not to get disposable one because there way no way he was washing those dirty things again.

Walking back into the living area , he turned off the Telly and started his speech.

" Ok children, My name is Arthur but you can call me big brother if that is easier. We are not in the time period you are used to, we are in a different time we are hundred of year in the future. So things like a television and electricity in which we us for light and entertainment. I brought you here by a spell and now going to take care of you."

Vladimir raised his hand and waved it around.

" Yes Vladimir," said Arthur.

" I didn't understand any of that," he said grinning.

Arthur sighed running a hand over his face." Let me explain it in simpler terms. Magic brought you here and made all this stuff you see."

" I knew it," the child cried. " So are you gona be my papa now?"

Arther went red in the face and shook his head." No no no! Not your father , but I will be your big brother. Ok?

" Ok big brother Arthur," Vladimir said cheerfully." My people call me Romania but I like to be called dimi."

" Then that's what I will call you I'd that fine," He was answered with a nod." If you will be living with me there going to have tone a few rules. I need you to follow them so you can be safe. First rules is that you will never run off and go somewhere out of the house on your own. Second is no playing with objects that I don't say are ok. Don't not yell or scream inside the house, or be rough with Ivan. You will always listen to what I say and do it without complaint. Finally no lying or being rude. Can you follow these rules dimi?

" Yep! I can follow those rules and be a good boy," he said confidently.

" Ok then it's late so it's off to bed," Arthur took the child and led him a spare bedroom." When you wake up in the morning I want you to come in and wake me up , do you understand."

" I will, but..." The bit his lip nervously." Don't turn off the lights. The darks scary."

Arthur smiled as he help the child out of the baggy clothes and I to a night shirt. Covering him up in the bed he let kissed the little forehead ."Ok little one. Sleep well and I'll show you more things in the morning."

Leaning down, he picked up Ivan from the rug he had set him down on earlier and walked out the room. Carefully he cracked the door so a beam of light could be seen from the inside.

He looked and at Ivan and saw the baby was almost out. He had been slightly rocking the babe all throughout the time he had been dealing with Vladimir. Walking back Into the make sift storage room , he laid Ivan down on a little napping cradle while he found a sturdy crib and ,as soundless as possible ,dragged/carried it into his own room. Retrieving the now asleep baby he carefully settled the little body into the old but strongly made crib.

Once all the children were taking care of he felt his brotherly instinct turn off and I mixer of fear and anger flood into him.

Running down to his he grabbed the cursed book that got him into this mess.

" Children," Arthur road slamming the book down." Of all the things
They're children!

He spent a couple of minutes abusing the poor book before his anger gave away to exhaustion and he slumped to the floor.

" How do I get myself into these messes," he muttered to himself." Well there's no use fighting it anymore I guess. I know the queen won't change her mind and it's not like it couldn't have been worse. How know's . Maybe it would be a welcoming change having children around here. I do love children and now I don't have to worry about that big nosed Russian anymore! Maybe this will work out. "

Who knows how long later , he raising himself from the floor. He tried to look at the good things as he walked back into his room. Walking in made if vow not the see the two countries as the adults self , but to treat the as new people until the spells wears off or a cures is made.

Crawling into his bed , he let himself fall asleep.


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