Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test.

A/N: So there's already chapter 2, huh...worked very hard, sitting all day there with a pen in my hand (even at work!)...and tyoing it into the pc killed me (boredom). But i'm nearly done typing chapter 3, so this will come soon...see you then!

Yuuji was lying in his bed, awake, but still sleepy. He didn't want to go to school this morning, but he had no choice. Soon they could start another war; he needed a successful and surprising strategy to come up with, but what could he possibly use? He was counting on betrayal this time; he knew, with advanced psychological warfare he could achieve his goals much easier. But how? He had to blackmail people, for sure. He needed Muttsurini. But first – school.

"Yuuji, open your eyes. I know you're awake." "Sh-Shouko! What are you doing in my bed?!" "It's normal for a wife to sleep next to her husband. " "We're not married! And I don't want to marry you!"

Finally he could escape this struggle; he took a shower and ate some toast, then he had to leave the house, accompanied by Shouko. They were walking fast, they had to hurry since the shower took to long. Shouko tried to join Yuuji, and it wasn't very easy to keep her out of the bathroom.

"Oh, there's Akihisa...oi, Akihisa!" "Hm? Oh, good morning, Yuuji. And also to you, Kirishima-san." They had some smalltalk. At the gate Shouko left for Class A, while they were walking to Class F.

Everyone had already gathered and looked interested to Yuuji. "And, Sakamoto-kun?", asked Himeji. "And what?" "Since the three months will be over the day after tomorrow, we wondered what you might have figured out to defeat Class A." Hideyoshi spoke calm, but seemed to be a little bit excited. "Nothing." "Eh?!" Nobody awaited this answer. "N-nothing? But we thought –" "Nope. Why should we fight?" "Ehhh?!"

During lunchtime Yuuji met Muttsurini in the black market (a hidden corner where Muttsurini was always selling his pictures). "Whats the matter?" "You'll already know." "So you do wanna start a summoner war." "Right. But we don't have the bracelet this time. We need to be prepared." "And what exactly is your plan?" "Psychological warfare." "Hm." Muttsurini nodded. "I want to challenge Class A directly, so I need information how to keep Shouko, Kubo-kun, Aiko and Yuuko away." "I will investigate in this matter."

'Whats the most effective method to restrain someone from something? Hostages or blackmailing, right?', thought Muttsurini. How could they achieve all of this? Suddenly an idea came to his mind. He had to tell Yuuji all about of this.

Everyone had gathered at Yuujis house. "The weekend is about to begin. A good friend of mine had these coupons for a vacation at this hot spring. I thought, this would be a good occasion." "You're right!" Minami was smiling. "But if you guys peep..." "Not that there would be much to see – I don't think this joint should be bent this way!" "Aki, you stupid...Arschloch!" Minami was attempting to break Akihisas arm. "Don't you dare making fun of my breasts again!"

"Anyway, who joins in? Lets see...me, Shouko, Akihisa, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, Minami and Himeji..." "But you got ten coupons!" "Yeah, right...by the way, how do you get this many?!" Yuuji ignored this. "We could invite your sister, Akihisa. Maybe she can drive us to the Onsen.", said Hideyoshi. Yuuji gave Muttsurini a hidden gaze. "We could also invite Aiko." "You just want to peep on her." "No I don't." "You're not trustworthy with such a nosebleed, y'know?" "B-but what about the tenth ticket?", asked Himeji. "Hmm..." Yuuji seemed to be thinking hard. "Sugawa?", suggested Akihisa, but everybody declined that. "What about Yuuko?", said Shouko. "Sister? You know what she is thinking about Class F and how violent she is behaving. I would rather invite someone else. Kubo-kun maybe? Or Shimizu-san?", answered Hideyoshi. "Lets simply make a lottery out of it." "Minami, you're a genius! But...how?" "Leave that to me." Yuuji stood up. "See ya tomorrow."

"Yuuji?" "Hm?" Shouko was still there. "You've planned something, right?" "No." "Who is the tenth?" "I don't know." "You do." "No." She looked at him, not believing his words. "We'll see."

"Onee-chan?" "What is it, Aki-kun?" "Well, somehow this bastard Yuuji managed it to get coupons for a weekend at an Onsen...if you'd take us there, we'd invite you." "Sure. Are girls coming?" "Eh..." "Are girls coming?" Akihisa started to sweat. "Well, if you won't tell...i have to kiss you until I know." "Sorry sorry sorry! Yes! You know them already...everyone from the beach." "Hmm...well, I guess it will be okay..."

"Good evening, sister." Hideyoshi closed the door and took his shoes off. "What do you want to eat for dinner?" His sister looked up from the yaoi-manga she was reading and gave him an angry stare. "Why are you so happy?" "Pardon?" "I said 'Why are you so happy?'! Are you deaf?" "That is because I will spend this weekend in an Onsen.", Hideyoshi smiled happily. "And what about me? Am I supposed to be here all by myself, doing all the chores? Preparing food?" "You are always saying that you are already an adult, sister. I thought you might be able to spend two days alone!" "The hell I will! Take me with you!" "Since all my 'idiotic' friends will be there, you will not be very pleased. What do you want to eat?" Hideyoshi cut Yuuko off and went to the kitchen.

"Hallo Schwester, wie war dein Tag?" "Hazuki, wasn't it you who suggested to speak Japanese at home, so we'd improve ourselves?" "Oh...you're right!" Hazuki laughed. "Hello Onee-sama, how was your day?" "Hehe...i'm going on a vacation tomorrow!" "Whoooah! Can I come with you?" "Don't you wanna know where we're going?" "I don't care, as long it's a vacation. Especially if it's free!" "We're going to spend the weekend in an Onsen!"