"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" A person in what is known as T-51B winterized power armor, without the helmet on, is seen running away from robot scorpions across the BIG MT. *Camera zooms in* and you see he has messy white hair, blue eyes, a caucasian, and he is a young adult.


James:
Lone Wander/Messiah/101


He pulls out a radio and says "SIX WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU" *BANG* A .50 bullet flies by James' head in slow motion and hits one of the scorpions causing it to blow up. The camera then moves away to the sinks balcony showing another adult with Brown hair, blue eyes, and has a nasty scar on their forehead, they are also wearing the veteran ranger armor with a desperado hat.


Courier six:
Courier/King of Vegas/21


"calm your tits I'm right here," Six said waving at him "calm down, CALM DOWN! REALLY CALM DOWN HOW THE HELL AM GONNA CALM DOW WHEN I'M BEING CHASED BY ROBOT SCORPIONS" James yelled through the radio.

Six flinches from James yelling "yeah not gonna respond to that" Six said as they reloaded their anti-material rifle. Lining up the sights and... *BANG* "two down seven more to go" he said as he prepared another shot "gonna have to have a talk with Mobius after this, wait how come I'm not using 'that' don't think I'm gonna need it again today" Six said as he materialized the thumb of god itself *VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMM* *BANG!* a laser then Came down from the sky and obliterated the group of Robo-scorpions and wanderer included "...hm should've warned him"

"six"

"!" six then grabs the radio "oooh hey wanderer you okay buddy"

"if you are not down at the entrance in 2 minutes I will shove a frag grenade so far up your ass you'll be begging to be cut open again"

"okay, okay, okay no need to go scary on me k okay see ya bye," Six said as they shut off the radio

"Jesus I should of not agreed to help him" Six grumbled as he walked through the door "it's always 'six we don't put people's head on spikes' 'six everytime someone asks if you want to have some water isn't a code word for 'kill the courier'" "hey buddy got any mugs" "no and fuck off" "hello sir what can I do for you" "shut the hell up" six then reached the elevators. Six then started to remember when they first met the Lone Wanderer.

It all began weeks ago when the courier was walking around when something caught their eye.


*weeks ago*

Six was just walking around until they saw it, a bottlecap, they picked it up and saw another bottlecap it continued over and over again until it led under a suspiciously large box, that could cover a person, which was propped up by a stick with a rope connected to it leading into a bush. They were going to just leave because they knew it was obvious it was a trap until they noticed something "OH MAH GOD SUNSET SASSPERILLA STAR BOTTLE CAP! MINE" they then jumped at it and slid on the ground right in front of the bottlecap. "YES, IT IS MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *pull* *fall* the world was now dark. "see I told you it would work!" "yeah, yeah, yeah hurry up roast this bitch! I'm starving here" the moment then dawned upon the courier as they realised their mistake "oh, well shit, walked into that one" Six said to their self *sniff* *sniff* "is something burning" *sniff* *sniff* "smells like flamer fuel being burned...oh" the courier six was being burned alive.

"welp nice knowing you Mojave you were a real bitch you know that" *bang* "OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY" "YOU BASTARD" *BANG* *BANG* "NO CABOOSE" *BANG* "fucking raiders" a voice said "oh mysterious death sounds and a mysterious voice interesting must be the stranger" six said thinking out loud "who said that" the voice responded "oh the just the voice in your head" "okay, for the last time I AM NOT CRAZY, sure most of the things I've done does sound crazy like meeting tree that talks, fighting aliens, and meeting a girl from another world". "oh you fought aliens too" "wait you've met them too" "yep, found a few walking around and took a blaster off of one" six said lifting the box off of him aiming their ranger sequoia where six heard the voice come from.

*BANG*

"AHHH," The voice yelled as the bullet penetrated him and fell on the wounded raider that was wounded by the bullet he was shot with. As the man lied on the ground Six could finally see who he was. "OH SHIT I SHOT A VAULTIE!" Six yelled as he saw another version of armored vault suits. Six Immediately pulled out a stimpack and rushed over to him and jumped in the air and landed on the vault dweller straddling him and stabbed him with it over and over and over "wake up wake up wake up WAKE UP WAKE UP!" six yelled every time they stabbed the vaultie. "OW OW OW OW OW, WILL YOU BLOODY STOP I'M ALIVE" The man said stopping six who was in a mid-stab with the stimpack. Que the awkward silence "oh uh sorry old man" "I am not old" the man replied "not old, how the bloody hell is you are not old, you have white hair!" six said.

"I may have white hair but that doesn't mean I'm old, and could you get off me!" Six immediately followed the man's order. "so do you always stab people who helped save with a stimpack" The man said to the courier". "no" six responded "your pants are on fire" the man said pointing at the courier pants "HEY I AM NOT LYING" "No seriously your pants are on fire" Six then looked down at his pants "oh would you look at that they are on fire...AHHHHHHHH" six immediately turned chibi and ran around screaming their head off "pft hehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the man started to laugh his ass off. The whole entire scene lasted a full minute until, "HAHAHAHAHAHA GUH!" the man then felt something land on him "HELP ME" oh it was six, then something caught the mans attention. "how come the fire hasn't spread" the fire only stayed on six pants the whole entire time *Que fire spread* *fire Noise* "AHHH I'M ON FIRE" the fire then for some reason decided to spread "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" they both screamed as they both went chibi.

*few minutes later*

The unknown man and the courier six were now siting in a river, still chibi, "thank god we were close to the Colorodo river" the man said sighing "yeah if were a few more minutes away we would have been dead" Six responded "now then before we start another random conversation I believe introductions are in order" the man said standing up and walking over to the courier, still chibi.

"I am Sentinal James of the brotherhood of steel The Capital Wasteland Chapter," James said reaching out to help the courier up.

"and I'm the Courier Six," Six said taking James' hand


*present*

"that still hurts" James grumbled as he continued his march who was no longer chibi, but seriously did six really have to shoot threw him to hit that one fiend and light him on fire. "just have to wait a bit longer and I'll finally see her again and It will all be over, yeah we'll go back to the capital and we'll go adventures, yeah that be great just like before just you wait, rubes, I'll see you again soon very soon."

"Jesus that was very creepy" "WAHH, Jesus don't do that will ya six," James said to six who somehow snuck on him. "okay fine, ooooh stimpacks" six said as they looked through their pip-boy.

"wait a minute..." James then checked their pip-boy

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER GIVE THOSE BACK NOW!"

"nope"

"do it now or I will rip out your intestines and choke you to death with them"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"nope"

"GAH YOU MOTHER FUCKER GIVE THEM TO ME NOW" James yelled as he tackled Six to the ground. "OW OW OW GET OFF OF ME YOU TIN CAN" Six yelled being crushed by James in his power armor "oh shit sorry," James said getting off of six. "listen let's go to Klein and see if it's ready" James said to the courier "okay lead the way wanderer" Six replied "also thank you for giving back the simpacks" "wha" six then looked threw their pip-boy "damn he stole them back".

The two then entered the think tank to see the scientist working extra hard on something. "WELL HELLO LOBOTOMITES THE TRANSPORTELPONDER 2.0 IS ALMOST COMPLET IS ALMOST COMPLETED," the head scientist said greeting the two wastelanders "excellent news how is doctor 0 and 8 doing with their progress" James said to the brain "DOCTOR O AND 8 ARE PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES TO THE PROJECT AS WE SPEAK". "good anything else" "NO" "good well I'll be at the sink if you need me" James said as he then left the think tank

"I still can't believe I'm helping that guy" six said crossing their arms as they watched as James left the Think Tank.