Chapter 1

In the center of Smash Island a ship landed that had two cockpits but only held one person arrived. That person is Olimar with his pikmin in the cargo hold. He stepped into the house and went into a door that said Master Hand. He knocked and a voice said "Come in." He walked in. If it was possible Master Hand would have smiled "Olimar you are finally here we were starting to get worried you weren't going to come." Olimar just had an apologetic look and said "Sorry Mater Hand the ship needed repairs. It kept saying 'Treasure, Treasure, Treasure' nonstop. It was annoying" Master hand nodded (or whatever a giant floating hand does, you get the point) and said "I see but I could easily fixed it with a snap of my fingers" Olimar replied with "Yes but when I say nonstop I literally mean nonstop I didn't want it to bug you" again if he could Master Hand would have smiled "Ah Olimar you're always so considerate of others. Well here are the keys to your home. I kept it plain and simple so you can decorate it however you want. There's a garden and I have made the arrangements for the Onions to be sent here so have a good day." Olimar said "Thank you" and left.

About an hour later King Dedede arrived in his car and went to the "House of the Hands" as most smashers called it and went into Master Hand's office "Ah King Dedede why are you late? I was about to ask Meta Knight to go see what was keeping you." Dedede replied by saying "Sorry Master Hand. Here's what happened. As you know Meta Knight lives in the castle with me and he let Kirby stay with him until they were to leave. I was fine with it as long as it meant that Kirby would leave sooner. I had to finish some business so they went on ahead of me. But the day after they left we found out that Kirby had cleaned us out of all our food. So I needed to stay until we were fully re-stocked." Master Hand replied "Yes I see Kirby has quite the appetite. Well you will be living with the other villains minus Wario; they couldn't stand the smell of his garlic so they refused to live with him. Here is your key and Have a good day." Rather than the polite Olimar King Dedede just took the keys and ran out the door.

Next to arrive was a robot named ROB the last of his kind. He simply walked in the door and into Master Hands room "Ah ROB I was wondering when you'd get here usually you're so punctual" Master Hand said "Sorry. I had a computer virus." ROB replied. "Well that must have been rough. I hope you don't mind but you're going to share with Mr. Game & Watch but he has yet to arrive. Here are your keys and have a good day." ROB just nodded and left. Master Hand sighed, only one smasher left.

In a black 2D car came the final smasher to arrive Mr. Game & Watch. He went into the House and into master Hand's room. "Mr. Game & Watch you are last to arrive what kept you?" Mr. Game& Watch had a device in his ear (wherever that is) that allowed people to understand him, just as the Pokémon and Yoshi did. "Sorry. On the way over my car broke down and it took a while to fix." Mr. Game & Watch said. "I see. You will be sharing with ROB have a good day."

Master Hand had gathered all the Smashers in the stadium. They were all talking until Master Hand called for silence. "Hello everyone I am glad you all could make it. Welcome to our new tournament you all have noticed that some of you look different than before." This was true Link and Zelda look like they do in skyward sword and Fox and Falco look like they do in Starfox 64. "Now I know some of you are wondering why no new smashers? My answer is it's too hard to keep track of all of you as it is already let alone with more. Then there's why the old smashers like Roy haven't and Mewtwo come back? Well Roy was needed in his country so he couldn't leave, Mewtwo was perfectly happy where he was, Pichu was caught by a trainer and is pretty happy, we very nearly avoided disaster when we brought Young link in Melee and we can't risk that happening again. I also have brought in new assist trophies and Pokémon from the new Pokémon Black and Pokémon White. Let's enjoy the party"

Crazy hand was held to the wall by chains this time. Within 10 minutes Captain Falcon was drunkenly staggering around so Samus and Snake stood by the wine to prevent him getting worse. They had lemonade instead of punch for the underage smashers and everything went well. Until Crazy hand managed to break free of the chains. He drank the wine and the lemonade and crashed through the wall leaving a hole in his shape. Everyone knew what to do this time and acted more quickly and set off.

This time around it took a cow, a miltank (a Pokémon), a power bomb, 99 bomb arrows and a rubber duck to catch him (again you don't want to know).

Unfortunately Crazy hand did more damage this time. He left a hole in his shape in literally everyone's house. With a snap of his fingers masters Hand fixed everything. "Have a good evening everybody." Master Hand said and again everyone went back to their respective homes.