Lucy-san smiled at him with sympathy.
I don't need sympathy. What I need is a healer.
And maybe a miracle.
"Hey, look guys, can't we talk this out?"
Natsu-san's hand started glowing red.
Apparently not.
"Look, she's so happy! Shouldn't you be happy for her?"
Gajeel and Natsu both snorted in perfect unison.
"She's a girl-"
"-of course she's happy,"
This is a horror book! Just like in Lucy-san's books! But w ithout the porno...
"Look, Romeo, we're not mad..."
Natsu audibly snorted.
"We just need to do the ritual,"
Ritual? What on Earthland...?
"Wendy, care to explain the ritual to your boyfriend?"
Wendy took a breath.
"After a dragon slayer and a mage who isn't a dragon slayer do the um... you know... then the other two out of the Fairy Tail triad, hit the mage who isn't the dragon slayer with some of their magic,"
Something tells me Natsu and Gajeel made it up just to beat up whoever impregnates Wendy.
"Natsu and Gajeel both made it up, Romeo. I'm extremely sorry..."
KNEW IT!
Romeo gulped.
"Is the magic like, Secret Dragon Slayer Art, or is it like Fire Dragon Roar?"
Please be just a roar! Maybe even a punch!
"Depends on my mood,"
I'm dead.
"But since we don't want to widow Wendy, we're gonna go soft on you,"
YES! Thank you thank you I'll always worship you (maybe) and I promise I'll be nice to Levy and Lucy! Just let me live!
"Are you ready, Romeo?"
I'll never will be! Just- do it!
"Metsuryū Ōgi- Guren Bakuenjin!"
That's soft?!
"Metsuryū Ōgi: Gōma Tetsujinken!"
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
"NATSU-SAN, GAJEEL-SAN, NO!"
I'm sorry, Wendy, this could have lasted longer...
"ROMEO, at least try to defend!"
OH, YEAH! Let's see, Purple or Yellow?
"Romeo, HURRY UP!"
"WENDY, WHY ARE YOUR BROTHERS SO VIOLENT?"
"DON'T ASK ME! JUST DEFEND!"
BOOM!
Hey, the fire and iron look pretty together.
"Pshh, Romeo, you call that defense? Even your old man is better than you!"
Doesn't matter, I'm alive, and I'll take you on one day.
OKAY, that's the end!
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