Chapter/Dialogue 2
The Secret Behind the Black Fabric Encasing The Colonel's Eye
Ed: You look so dumb wearing that eye patch, how'd ya get it?
Roy: Everyone thinks that I got shot in the eye, but that's a lie.
Ed: So how did you get it?
Roy: At the Xingeese black market.
Ed: You went to a black market just for an eye patch?
Roy: Of course not. This eye patch is more than just a stylish piece of black fabric.
Ed: So what does it do?
Roy: I am so glad that you asked. It is a three in one device. It tells me which women are free for the night, it is an ex-ray device allowing me to see below a woman's clothing, and it has a GPS.
Ed: That is so disgusting!
Roy: What?!
Ed: You actually need a GPS?!
