Chapter/Dialogue 2

The Secret Behind the Black Fabric Encasing The Colonel's Eye

Ed: You look so dumb wearing that eye patch, how'd ya get it?

Roy: Everyone thinks that I got shot in the eye, but that's a lie.

Ed: So how did you get it?

Roy: At the Xingeese black market.

Ed: You went to a black market just for an eye patch?

Roy: Of course not. This eye patch is more than just a stylish piece of black fabric.

Ed: So what does it do?

Roy: I am so glad that you asked. It is a three in one device. It tells me which women are free for the night, it is an ex-ray device allowing me to see below a woman's clothing, and it has a GPS.

Ed: That is so disgusting!

Roy: What?!

Ed: You actually need a GPS?!