OMWYGWOSH. That was me trying to write in a Jersey accent which of course was a fail. Ya know, people from New Jersey don't even talk like that. They talk with a regular North-Eastern American accent. Only the peeps on that show "The Jersey Shore" talk like that. Anyway, chapter two of Gone characters having some fun. And no I don't mean that in a wrong way, just in case you're one of those peoples who think like that. Which must mean I think like that. I totally just disgusted myself. Anyway, read and review or DRAKE! Oh and I love all religions even though I am one religion. ;)
This begins at The Thanksgiving Day Battle.
"Nooooooooooo!" Sam screamed at the top of his lungs. "BRIANNA!" He screamed. Brianna randomly appeared out of nowhere. Sam unexpectedly hopped on her back and screamed "YA YA HORSIE!" Brianna somehow managed the weight of Sam and managed to bring him to the town.
"YOU." said Caine when Sam arrived.
Sam smiled widely. "LikeohmyJewishGod itsmylonglosttwinbrother CaineSoren!" Caine smiled back.
"Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmppp!" Caine screamed and knocked Sam into the hardware. The building collapsed on Sam. "Yesyesyesyesyes!" Caine said. He did a little happy dance in a circle but was interrupted by a burst of green lantern light followed by a "PCHA!" said by Sam.
Meanwhile, Drake and Orc were fighting over the last can of beer. The fight had turned physical. "WUCHA!" hollered Drake, and then whipped Orc.
Orc giggled like a little girl and then said, "PIKAPIKAPIKA." And punched Drake in the stomach.
"Way to ruin it." Drake said like a grumpy teenaged girl. Orc ran away wailing how he loved Pikachu and Astrid, and then started to argue with himself.
MEANWHILE AGAIN, Astrid and Diana were having a catfight on the steeple about who was prettier. Little Pete started to scream and all of a sudden, it started raining turkeys. Quinn aimed at the turkeys but chickened out (A/N how ironic) and told Lana about his feelings while she shot Edilio in the head with her pistol.
All of a sudden Sanjit and his crew crash land the helicopter in the middle of the plaza and is immediately called "Wisdom" by kids he doesn't even know.
"PCHA!" Sam screams and blows the plane up.
"That is also true." Toto says.
WHOA IF YOU'RE STILL THERE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD ALL THAT CUZ I WENT THROUGH LIKE THREE BOOKS AND THEIR BEST SCENES SOME OF WHICH NEVER EVEN HAPPENED. REVIEW OR DRAKE!
PCHA!
