I AM SOOOOOOOOO TERRIBLY SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED! I promised people that it would have been up 3 or 4 weeks ago and then I was all like 'gahhhhh cant be stuffed' and then I was all like 'yay lets write a new chapter…oh damn writers block' and then I was like 'happy happy happy writes chapter' and then fall asleep on keyboard (It was 4:30 in the morning can you blame me?) AND THEN I was like 'OH SHIT SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW! CRAP I HAVE NOTHING READY!'

Well as you can see I had a lazy, blocked, tired, hectic time over my school break….so you know what I found? Just write your story during school instead of doing work! I know works better that way, nooooow let me just explain my bad report to my mum! O_o Ummmmm she doesn't look to happy *gulps*


Naruto sat in the cafeteria silently sulking, none of his friends knew what was wrong and were especially worried sine he hadn't charged into the cafeteria boasting for everyone to move out of the way so he could get his 'God send food,' ramen. Naruto was currently resting with his head in his arms on the table.

"Naru, hey man what's up? How come you're not breathing down your usual ramen? Kiba asked patting Naruto on the shoulders.
"I can't afford it, I can't buy anything, and I don't have money to spend at the moment." Naruto mumbled against the table.
Kiba and Gaara exchanged a worried glance at each other thinking something must have happened with Mr Uchiha.
"What do you mean, didn't Iruka send you this months allowance?" Gaara questioned.

Naruto raised his head to look at his friends pouting cutely as he always does when he's upset. "He did but now Baa-chan's making me pay for half of the duck butt's repairs and it's most likely going to cost a fortune for just half. Jesus if he didn't wanted to suffer my wrath he shouldn't have pissed me off all the time. If he cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen!" Naruto sighed "Look I'm going to hang out the back of B block, because looking at all your food is making me hungry" As if on cue his stomach grumbled.


Sitting outside in the warm air was refreshing for Naruto. He was watching the leaves on the trees sway around in the wind, watching the bee's working on flowers and watching the butterfly flutter by. Sitting their enjoying the scenery made him feel corny, like he was from one of those damn romance novels where the guys is troubled and wanting the girl but cant tell her how he feels, then sitting outside in the most obvious spot for her to find him and tell him she like him too.

As Naruto was thinking this, and laughing at himself for it, he noticed a dark figure in the corner of his eye. Groaning he knew there was only one person that tall in a black suit with a duck assed shape hair do. Mr. Duck Butt Uchiha walked out behind B block to Naruto and sat beside him.

Sighing Naruto began through clenched teeth. "Something else you need Mr. Uchiha apart from my life saving?"

Sasuke looked at Naruto for a while trying to figure out what to say, his only plan was to find him and now he was running a blank and most likely looking like an idiot just staring at him. Quick to save himself he replied.

"Uh I just wanted to tell that for your first detention, it'll be held in my office and not the classroom, because I have things to do."

That's it. Naruto thought. That's all the bastard wanted to talk about, while I'm out here sulking and brooding about never getting my dream bike. Oh now I really hate him!

"Is that all?"

"Yes." Came the monotone reply.

"Fine now go away, I'll be seeing you later against my will!" Naruto scowled curtly before scrambling to his feet and walking as away to get ready for his next class.


When Naruto left, Sasuke or Mr. Duck Ass/Duck Butt Uchiha sat alone staring after him thinking what the hell he did wrong.

'All I did was tell him where detention was. I was just trying to be nice and make a conversation!'

Sasuke got up and decided it would be best to go back to the teacher's longue for the rest of the lunch hour. Arriving he was faced with a mops of silver hair and a porno book. Why did he even bring that thing to a school with underage kids? Sasuke asked himself.
"Well hello there Sasuke, how are you this fine sunny day?" The porno addict asked in an oddly cheerful way.
"Hn" Was the only kind of response the porno addict got before the brooding teacher walked past him.

"Well good day kind sir, alas I must be on my way. I wouldn't want to get in the way of your brooding emo-ness." Turning back to his favourite piece of so call 'literature' and making his way to his car to pass the time before turning up to his class late…as always! =_=


Sighing for the umpteenth time in the last 15 minutes Naruto decided there was no point in sitting around waiting for his favourite-but-always-late-perverted-porno-loving-teacher Kakashi, anymore so he packed up and left. Walking down the hall he thought to himself where Kakashi would be hanging out wasting his time.

"His car." He bluntly said aloud making his way over to the teachers parking lot in search of said late ass lousy teacher.

Catching him in his car with his music pumping and book over his head, he appeared to be sleeping. Clearly pissed Naruto walked to the car, opened the driver's door and honked the cars horn. Successfully scaring the fudging crap out of the current occupant as he jumped so high he hit his head on the car roof and his Icha Icha was sent flying out the door towards the blonde.

As Kakashi collected himself again he turned rubbing his sore head (Not that one you naughty people you XP!) and glaring at the blonde who was currently at the moment pissing himself laughing trying to hand the book back to the annoyed teacher.
"I-I-I'm so s-sorry Kaki…but that w-was fudging hilarious!" Naruto spoke out between his fits of laughter.

"Humph stupid kit scared the crap out of me." Kakashi scowled looking away.
"Nawww but Kaki you wuv me right?" Naruto asked giving his biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Kakashi look at him and his eyes softened and he smiled not be able to resist the cuteness of the young blonde.
"Yeah whatever, hop in and relax with me, I can't be stuffed turning up to class now." Kakashi said pointing to the seat next to him.

Naruto nodded and went around the car to the passenger side and climbed in.
"Geez you still listen to this shit?" Naruto teased.

"Hey hey hey, no bagging out the oldies or I wont talk to you anymore!" Kakashi threatened half-heartedly.
"But Kaki you know you wouldn't last without talking to me cause ya love me to much." Naruto cooed happily to Kakashi whilst wrapping his arms around his waist hugging him.
"God, if you were anyone else it would be easy to ignore you, but you my dear Naru are one of pain in the ass kind." Kakashi laughed hugging Naruto back.

After the end of day bell rang Naruto hopped out of the car and walked back to the driver's side where the door was still opened from his lovely wake up call. Leaning in Naruto placed a kiss on Kakashi cheek.
"Love you Kaki, I'll see you later." Naruto chimed.

"Yeah love you too brat. Oh before I forget do you lift home after art club?"

"Oh no it's fine ehehe because you see…" The blonde scratched behind his head sheepishly.

"Let me guess you pulled another prank on Sasu- I mean Mr. Uchiha and got a detention?" The older man asked.
"Wow you know me all to well now don't you Kaki?" Naruto asked sarcastically walking back to C block where the arts department was.
"Hahaha yeah see you tomorrow then kit." Kakashi called out before the blonde disappeared behind the doors to the building.

Little did either know but there was a certain raven-haired peeping tom…I mean a by passer who saw the whole exchange from the honking of the horn to the kiss goodbye. Seething the man demanded to himself through clenched teeth.
"What the hell is going on between them?"


AN: Hehe sorry for the lame and boring chapter but I hope some of you liked it enough to stick around for the next chapter ^_^ Hope chapter 3 will be up sometime next week but I can't promise anything as of yet.

Enjoy and happy reading XD