Hello!! Finally updated XD!!!

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J.D Williams : The first fanfic that I write and the first review I get is a flame? Aren't I awesome or what? XDDDDD!!

First, if you don't like the pairing don't read. Flame everything else, but not my or anybody's preference for pairings. That's just immature

Second,english is not my mother hen english, so of course the grammar wasn't the best, but i try to improve.

But I agree on the Ed being OOC, that's the most difficult for me, to keep the character in character. I'll try to improve that.

baguette974: Thanks for reviewing! Enjoy the update ^^!

Envy-pride'ed:Thank you! I'll keep writing, don't worry 3!

camii.m: Aw thanks : )! I'll try to update faster next time

Ellia-chan : LOL! That was a good one XD! Thanks for reviewing!

Mirazen: This chapter doesn't have much Edvy, but....starting from next chapter start the Edvy moments and sneaky plans ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, if I did, they would be a second manga called 'FMA:Yaoi version' lol

And now, on the chapter!

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Ed was in his room, playing at the computer. Or at least trying to do so.

He sighed for the hundredth time that afternoon and decided to log on in Messenger.

TallerThanYou:

Hey ed!

Fullemetal:

..... I really hate your nickname Russell

TallerThanYou:

Lol your just jelauos. So spill

Fullmetal:

Spill what?

TallerThanYou:

What did your lover want to talk about?

Fullemetal

.... Envy is not my lover , damn you Russell!

TallerThanYou:

Yeah yeah, so come on tell~

Fullemetal:

Envy said we should be friends

TallerThanYou:

Really ? isn't that great?? You do have a chance with him now

'If you only knew Russell......'

Fullemetal

Yeah,yeah, gotta go bye Russ

TallerThanYou:

Bye shorty

Fullemetal:

I'M NOT SHORT, DAMN YOU!!

Fullemetal has signed out

Why did Envy have to like Russell? Even if he made fun of his height, they've been friends for years...Couldn't Envy like somebody else??

' Like me, for example....'

And I had to lie to Russ , saying that Envy wanted to be my friend....Damn it all...

The somebody knocked at his door.

"Ni-san,dinners ready! It's your favorite: stew~!!" said with a sweet tone his little brother

"Coming, Al!

'Am I lucky to have a brother like that or what' thought Ed with a smile, then he looked at the family picture at the wall

'Mum...I'm sure you would have been proud of how Al turned out to be'

The blond standed from the chair and headed to the living room.

'Shit I'm late for class!!' yelled Ed in his mind as he ran trough the halls of the school.

'Finally at my locker....wait what was my combination again? DAMN IT!!' And out of rage he punched his locker .

"Ouch....I'm such an idiot sometimes....'

"Aw chibi, you shouldn't punch your locker like that"

Ed turned around and saw Envy

Did he...? Again..??

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL??!!"exploded Ed "And why aren't you in class?"

"Skiping, and you too"

"Wha..? Ah,no I'm just late so..." before he could continue Envy dragged him by the arm to the nearest bathroom.

'Okay.....I really should stop having dirty thoughts...' sighed again Ed

"Well then,Edo....let's make a plan"

"A plan? In the bathroom?" asked curiously Ed

"Yeah, you know, to get Russel to be my boyfriend' grinned Envy

" Envy....i told you i'd help you but...."

"But what?"

" Now that i started thinking.....Russ is straight.....and you're a guy"

Envy stared and then grinned and started laughing

" Oh chibi-san you can't be that dense!!! Haha, Russell is gay, like you"

"The hell!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!" yelled the blond chibi 'Well,it's true...I'm just....envysexual'

"Yeaaah right..... no straight man has long hair in a braid and wears leather pants..."

"Errr....well maybe I am, whatever....okay, let's make a plan" said the genius as he leaned on the wall of bathroom.

They sat in silence for a while, Envy thinking of how to get Russell to like hm and Ed....well,Ed....just see it for yourselves

'Ok, what to do....to go along in this crazy plan or......nah, Envy won't fall for me.....I'll help him get Russell, that way i could get over him and fall in love with a normal girl,like Winry....since i'm not gay....i've only felt attraction towards Envy....

"Chibi-saaaaan!! I've thought of something" said Envy as he smirked

" Well, come on,tell"

"I could hang out with you and Russell as friends and besides my awesome personality-" Ed rolled his eyes"- i'll seduce him with my hot body" announced happily Envy and winked.

'Ok,Ed, don't blush now you idiot.....but this is god, I'll have a chance to hang out with Envy and get to be friends at least.....and nothing more' tough the,blond as he looked at Envy with a forced smile

" Sure, that's a good start. I'll talk to Russell about it. And don't worry, I'll think of ways to bring you two closer" –'Damn, it sure is hard to keep a smile'

" I didn't expect anything else of you,Edo~! Shit it's already this late. Greed and I were supposed to beat some guys that made fun of us. See ya Edo-chibi-san~!"smirked Envy as he ran to the door.

But then he stopped, turned around got very lose to the genius and gave him a little piece of paper

"That's my number, call me if you thought of something or to hang out with Russell~! Bye!" and like that Envy ran trought the door.

' He gave me a new nickname...'Edo'...and I have Envy's number...'-Ed clung to the little piece of paper-

"This gives me a chance of phone sex with him.." he whispered

THE HELL?! HE DID JUST NOT THINK THAT!!!

'Damn it, since when am I such a pervert?? Oh, well, to wait for the end of class and I'll go find Russell'

Outside of school

"You want Envy to hang out with us?" asked Russel with an arched eyebrow "He is your friend now i guess...So,ok, let's hang out today, we could go to the mall~" said Russ smiling

"The mall? Sure, I'll kick your ass on the arcade ho ho ho"- grinned evilly Ed

"Sigh, not fair your a genius at everything... I can't wait to get to know Envy as a person"

' What? Could it be that he's already interested in Envy? Nah, can't be....it must be curiosity...'

"See ya later Russ!"

"See ya Ed! Oh, let's meet at 5 and 30 in front of the mall"

"Got ya! Bye!"

And each of them went home

'Now to call Envy...breath,calm down'-the blond typed the number,pushed the call button and waited.

Beep beeep beeeeep

"Hello?"

'Ah, Envy's voice sounds just as good on the phone'

"Hey, it's me, Ed"

"Chibi! So, how did it go?"

"5 and 30 in front of the mall"

" Nice!! See ya then Edo! "

"Bye"

'Fuck, I fell asleep on the computer, it's already 6:00!!!'yelled in his mind Edward as he ran to the mall

'Ah, there they are, still waiting for me...wait a moment, something's wrong'

Ed watched them confused. He expected to find them talking a little bit awkwardly, since the have never talked before and Envy liked Russell, so he was supposed to be nervous around him....not....not likes THIS

Envy was laughing at something Russell said, poked Russ in the stomach and they both laughed. Then they just continued talking calmly....there was this nice atmosphere around them.....

'Envy, in the little time we've talked has never poked me...or laughed like that...or smiled THAT sexily....'

His hands were trembling in jealousy, anger hurt. He felt like if he went there he'd be just disappointed. He was about to turn around and go home when Russell saw him and waved.

"ED! OVER HERE!"

Ed got closer to them.

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom, be right back, and don't be so late next tome Ed" grinned Russ as he walked to the bathroom, leaving Envy and Ed in silence

"I almost though you weren't coming"- said Envy watching the spot where Russell was

"Yeah, sorry I was late I fell asleep."-smiled nervously Ed

"Damn it would have been better if you didn't come..."

At that Ed froze.

"I mean, Russel an I connected, kind of , and fuck he's better than I imagined. Now I know that I'm definitely making him my boyfriend. Sigh, if you didn't come this would've been like a date....o well, this way you can help me if I mess up or say something weird"

Ed was clenching his fist so hard that there was a little blood already.

'It would have been better If I didn't come? They connected? Help him?'

An then Russell came back, saying they should get something to eat, like burgers and so they went.

Ed looked at them again and saw how good they looked together. The he looked at Envy. At how good he looked in black, green and purple, then he turned around to face Ed grinned to him, turned back to Russell and said something.

His smile, to Ed, seemed could make a light in heart....and those amethyst eyes...so deep... like they pierced trough his soul and made him feel hot inside. And that's were something in Ed awoke .

Something dangerous inside him...confidence and desire.

Ed smiled evilly and though

'I'll go along with this. I'll make it seem like I'm trying to help you to get Russell to fall for you. But in the end you fall for me, for i'll make a plan, a plan to get you to fall for me. The plan of Edward Elric'

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IMPORTANT, READ PLEASE:

Not much Edvy in did chapter, but starting next, I'll make their relationship progress slowly, and they're will be many jealousy moments, wet dreams of Ed *COF COF* and more humor and, well, you get the picture ^^!

Oh, and I don;t know if the spacings came out alright D:! Now matter how much space i put between different paragraphs it all came together , so sorry ;-;u I'll try to fix it.