(disclaimer) Yea I don't own the rules nor do I own Star Trek... and honestly I am sort of thankful I don't own it considering this is what I wrote:
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263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions.
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206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
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"… and as such it is Doctor McCoy's recommendation that lieutenant Uhura remain on…"
"I did it! I did it!" Chekov's voice interrupted the Captain's Log, "I finally did it!"
Spock raised an eyebrow.
"What have you done Ensign Chekov that has you interrupting the bridge in such a manner?"
Spock's tone did nothing to dampen the excitement of the Enterprise's youngest crew member. "I finally broke pi Commander, it is something that has not been done before."
Spock bent over his station to read the figures "Fascinating" Chekov grinned.
"Um" The captain's voice interrupted "congratulation for mathematical genius is all well and good but we seem to have a problem"
As all eyes turned to look at the Captain, they noticed the sudden appearance of green slimy creatures that resembled something like a cross between a rabbit and a jellyfish (and don't ask how that works… it just does).
As the rest of the crew tried to fight off the invaders, their Captain, James T Kirk seemed to just shrink into his chair, as one long green tentacle started to unbuckle his belt and lower his pants.
It came as a surprise to everyone when the creature began to speak "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971…"
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…Later...
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"…I now pronounce you husband and grotesque green tentacle creature thing, may you have a long and prosperous marriage"
As the Captain kissed the green rabbit/jellyfish/whatever is was, pi magically fixed itself and Chekov never attempted to break it again.
Everyone lived happily ever after…
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I can not even say I was on drugs when I wrote this... All I can do is ask for forgiveness... *don't shoot*
I realise there are a few sites where the rules are listed but the ones I am taking from are from this list found here: (no spaces)
http:// rulesoftheinternet . com / index .php5? title=Main_Page
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Always
KarlaMarie
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R&R
