A/N: This is the second chapter of Steam Ashore, hope you enjoy it. Please review people! Enjoy. DISCLAIMER: SEA PATROL IS OBVIOUSLY NOT MINE OR I WOULD NOT BE WASTED MY TIME ON (NO OFFENCE)

Chapter Two: TOUCHDOWN

TOUCHDOWN PUB FOREIN PORT

"Vodka, you said?" The X asked, peering at the glass with her chin on the bar. 2Dads nodded and grinned.
"Yup." He replied, glancing at the others gathered around the bar and X. He winked at Spider.
"Come on X. At least try one." Spider groaned. "We're going to be here all night at this rate."
"Why? You have plans Spi?" Swain teased, grinning. He frowned.
"I did but she called and said she'd be late." He glanced at his watch. "Still another hour." He frowned and sat next to the X.
"Spi, sounds like you need a drink." Buffer said, patting him on the shoulder. 2Dads grinned and slide a drink over to him.
"What is it?" Spider asked. The X laughed.
"Just drink up Spider." She said, as Spider glanced at 2Dads.
"It's a mix. Vodka and some special drink I think." 2Dads replied, before watching Spider drink it in one go.
"Our little boy's thirsty." Charge said, grabbing Spider's shoulders. "2Dads, what would you suggest for our young boy here." 2Dads smirked and rubbed his hands together gleefully.
"Vodka mezcla complacer."2Dads said to the bartender, earning him strange looks from the crew. He shrugged. "I learnt Spanish at school." The X laughed at him.
"How do you say 'more Vodka please' in Spanish?" She asked.
"Más Vodka complacer." He replied, as the bartender gave 2Dads the drink he'd ordered for Spider.
"Here, Spid. Drink up." He said, placing it in front of Spider. Spider opened his mouth to argue, but soon the glass on was back on the counter, empty.
"And what would the ladies like?" Charge asked Nav and Bomber.
"I'd like Más Vodka." The X replied.
"Sorry X, but we've already got your drinks sorted." 2Dads said. "Vodka licores mezcla complacer." He added, turning to the bartender again.
"Vodka Martini for me." Bomber finally replied. Charge nodded.
"Vodka shots for me." Nav said, grinning. 2Dads nodded and made the request to the bartender.
"'Nother round?" He asked the crew. RO nodded.
"Defiantly. We are defiantly not wasted enough."
"Of course not RO we only got here forty minutes ago." Swain said, before nodding. "Bring on the drinks."
"Bottoms up." Charge said, raising his glass. The crew raised their glasses and downed the drinks.
"X. Body Shot?" 2Dads asked.
"What?" The X asked, her voice already slightly slurred.
"We'll give you fifty bucks if you do a Body Shot." 2Dads said, glancing around at the ground as they started howling and cheering.
"What's a Body Shot?" She asked. 2Dads grinned at Buffer.
"No way." Buffer said, holding up his hands. "No way."
"What?" The X asked, looking around confused.
"You have to lick salt off Buffer's neck before having a shot of vodka." She nodded slowly.
"Sure. Fifty bucks." She agreed as Buffer looked horrified.
"I don't think she knows what she has to do." Spider whispered to Charge. He shook his head.
"X! X! X! X! X! X!" The group cheered as the X proceeded to lick salt of Buffer's tanned neck. They laughed as the X had yet another shot of vodka. Buffer didn't look happy.
"Buff, you should be happy. The X just did a Body Shot off you!" Bomber said, sitting down next to him. He smiled and chuckled.
"Yeah should be." He said. "It was weird though. Wonder if she's going to remember it tomorrow." Bomber grinned.
"Probably not." Bomber said. "Probably not."

TOUCHDOWN PUB 97 VODKA SHOTS, 2 BODY SHOTS, 4 VODKA MARTINIS, 2 VODKA MIXES AND 3 BEERS LATER

"Guys I'm gonna crash." Bomber said, after her fourth Vodka Martini. The crew groaned.
"Come on Bombs, a little longer." She shook her head.
"I stay an' long'r I'm gonna pass out." She slurred. 2Dads laughed at her. "How'd you stay sob'r?" Spider asked, frowning at 2Dads. He grinned.
"Every time I ordered a drink someone else drank it." He explained. "Plus someone needs to drive you poor sods home." Nav laughed.
"Never thought you'd be sayin' th't." She slurred. 2Dads laughed.
"You guys didn't really give me a choice." He said, as the X groaned.
"I'm gonna regr't this aren't I?" She mused. The crew nodded, except Spider, who was holding his head groaning.
"Yeah, we are." He muttered. 2Dads laughed. "Don't make noise. Hurts too much."
"I'm going guys. See ya back at the Hotel." Bomber said, standing up and tripping. Buffer caught her just before she landed on the floor.
"Maybe I should walk you back to the hotel." He suggested, helping her up. She nodded.
"Yeah you probably should." She said, laughing.
"See ya guys." Buffer said. As Bomber said goodbye to the girls 2Dads told them of their plans.
"It's a good pub. Maybe you can come tomorrow night." He said. Buffer nodded.
"Defiantly. I'll call you tomorrow." Buffer said shaking hands with Charge, 2Dads, Spider and Swain.
"Lunch tomorrow?" Nav asked. Bomber nodded.
"Think you could cope?" Bomber asked the X. She groaned. "I'll take that as a no." She muttered.
"Well, I'll call you tomorrow and we'll see what we can do." Nav said.
"Have fun." Bomber said, waving as she and Buffer left the Pub.
"Good place. 'Sept we couldn't und'rstand the waiters." She said, struggling to stay upright as Buffer helped her down the street.
"Yeah. Didn't know 2Dads knew Span'sh." He mused, looking around. "Um, Bombs." He said uncertainly. "Yeah?" She said, looking up at him.
"Any idea which way the hotel is?" He asked. Bomber stopped. She looked around as Buffer fumbled around in his pocket for his phone.
"Oh." She said. "Maybe we should've asked for directions first." Buffer rolled his eyes.
"Yeah." He said, trying to turn his phone on. "Come on, we'll find it."
They stumbled along the road for a bit, with Buffer having to stop every few minutes to help Bomber, before they came across a group of young adults heading to a bar.
"Which way is the hotel?" Buffer managed to ask them, as Bomber threw up in nearby bushes. The oldest guy pointed down the road.
"You ok Bomb?" Buffer asked, holding back Bomber's brown hair as she finished throwing up.
"'Mind me never to listen to 2Dads again." She muttered as Buffer helped her stand up.
"The hotels just down the street." He said, helping her stumble along.

KING'S PALACE HOTEL 0046

"Can we book a room?" Buffer asked, trying to keep his eyes open. Bomber quickly covered her mouth, trying not to look like she was about to throw up.
"Is she okay?" The check-in guy looked at her behind Buffer. Buffer nodded.
"She will be after sleep and an aspirin." He said. Bomber murmured her agreement.
"One room please." Buffer said. The check-in guy fiddled around with his paperwork.
"There's a suite available." Buffer nodded.
"Yeah, yeah." He said.
"Are you even going to remember this in the morning?" The guy asked. Bomber shook her head, finally coming to stand next to Buffer.
"No probably not." He replied. The check-in guy laughed.
"Room 307." He said, handing Buffer two swipe cards. "Do you have any luggage?" He asked. Buffer shook his head. "This way." The guy said, gesturing towards the staircase.
They soon arrived at their room but Bomber barely saw the room as she collapsed onto the bed. Buffer laughed as he stumbled to the bathroom. He quickly got undressed before climbing into the shower. He turned the hot right up, a small moan coming from his lips as he felt the hot water scald his tanned body.
Within a few minutes he was sitting on the bed, watching Bomber as she tried to get her eyes open. She drunkenly mumbled something, and Buffer smiled.
As she mumbled in her drunken sleep, Buffer vaguely thought how cute Bomber looked while sleeping. He started caressing her hair in his fingers, thinking of how soft and smooth it was. She smiled in her sleep and before Buffer could stop himself, he found himself kissing her forehead.
And before he could stop her Bomber had turned and returned it with a passionate kiss to the lips.

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