"Jim, what on earth was all that?"

"I'm not sure what you're referring to, dear."

"You blew up an entire cruise ship, Jim."

"Are you sure you're not mistaken? I believe I would remember doing something like that."

"Jim, I watched you wrap the captain up in Semtex!"

"Yes, I suppose that does sound like something I would do."

"You threw the army doctor off the side of the ship!"

"That must have been horrifying to watch."

"Then you started making out with the consulting detective."

"Well then thank god that John wasn't on board to see it."

"Uh, Jim, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?"

"Hm. I would describe it as more rubicund and agglutinative-"

"Jim, what are we standing in?"

"Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?"

"No, I would not believe that."

"Melted gumdrops?"

"No."

"Boat nectar? Some of god's tears?"

"No! Tell me the truth, Jim."

"Fine. It's that awful DJ from the late night events."

"Jim!"

"Well, he kept playing Eminem and not nearly enough Lady Gaga."

"I can not believe what I'm hearing."

"I will not apologize for doing the world a mercy."

"Where are the other lifeboats?"

"Oh, my. You're quite observant, darling. I hadn't even noticed that."

"Where are the other lifeboats, Jim?"

"Looking at the trajectory of the sun and the moon, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I put lots of bombs on them."

"Jim!"

"I am willing to admit that I may have a bit of a problem."

"You are terrible."

"Shhhh, darling. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people dying, Jim."

"That is what forgiveness sounds like, Seb. Screaming, and then silence."