Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... I hardly own anything of my own. What do you expect of a teenager. I would like to thank Becca, my lovely beta reader who has done a lot of revision and advice. The original chapter 2 was SOOOO horribly written its not funny. No I'm kidding. It was okay, but she made it better. Without her I am lost.

A/N: Sorry to all those who have waited I was in a bad slump when I lost the notebook with the original in there... note to self do not wait for days before typing up chapters. I will be updating more in the future. I know Ino and Kankuro have yet to meet and the real conflict hasn't even started to come out, but a good story needs a good set up or else it is ruined.

Okay enough of my rants... review and enjoy.


Kiba stepped out of his shower, a baby blue towel wrapped around his waist, to hear his cell phone ringing from the bed. The ringtone was "Jesse's Girl" So it had to be Ino. Now Kiba didn't actually like Ino in that way, in fact he didn't like her at all, but he could tell when someone had a hot body. She needed to eat more but she was every boy's wet dream.

He flipped open the phone, "Hey Ino, what's up?"

"Kiba? Hi! Did I catch you at a bad time?"

"Naw, Don't worry about it." He pulled on some clothes as he talked.

"Okay... Kiba what do you think about me?"

"You're a bitch." Kbia said, bluntly. He hated sugar-coating words.

"Oh..." Kiba frowned and said, "Okay, not that I care, but is something wrong?"

"I just don't like who I am. I don't want to be the hot, gossip queen with little to no trustworthy friends! I realized that I truly hate who I've become. I wasn't always this way you know."

He snorted, "Yeah sure Ino."

"You don't believe me?!" He voice rose in pitch.

Kiba grinned, "If you want someone to believe you then why don't you talk to Sakura?"

The line was silent for a while before she said, "Sakura and I had a bit of an argument."

Kiba frowned then said, "What about Tenten?"

"We don't get along well. She doesn't like that I'm openly boy crazy." Ino snorted.

Kiba chuckled at her response then asked, "What about Hinata then?"

"Scared of me."

"Naruto?"

"Be serious!"

"Sasuke?"

"That traitorous bastard can die for all I care!" She spat.

Kiba's eyes widened in surprise at the sudden venom. "Okay... how about Shikamaru?"

Ino's voice took on a tone he didn't recognize. "Busy."

"Chouji?"

"He would tell Shikamaru and then Shikamaru would confront me about it. Then we would fight... yeah I don't really want to talk to him."

"And what makes you think I won't?"

"Because... I don't really wanna talk to you either."

"Then why call me?"

"I wanted to know if you wanna meet me at training ground 4 and train."

"Sure, but don't come whining to me when I beat you." To his surprise, Kiba found himself grinning.
"You won't beat me."

"Yeah I will."

"No you won't!"

"Yeah I will."

"Wanna bet?"

"Wanna lose?" Kiba could feel her angry vibes through the phone.

"Training ground 4... be there in ten minutes... or else." Then Ino hung up.

Kiba looked at Akamaru who was scarfing down his bowl of dog food. "Think I should eat dinner before going?"

Akamaru barked and dashed out the door.

Kiba frowned, "What do you mean by it's your funeral?"