Canada woke up the next morning to the sound of America making a big headshot on COD.

"AWWW YEAH! SUCK IT ENGLAND!"

Canada scratched his head and sighed knowing America wouldn't care about his headache. He walked over and started frying pancakes when America demanded waffles. Canada sighed and poured some batter into the waffle iron. When both the waffles and the pancakes were perfectly golden, Canada expertly flipped them onto plates, drowning them in butter and syrup. While Canada was eating, he couldn't stop thinking about his confrontation with Ukraine. He could not believe such a beautiful woman noticed him of all people. Girls always go after Prussia and France. None have ever liked him.

"A-America, do we have a meeting today?"

"Yessir, maybe you can spend time with your girlfriend." America laughed and mocked the word "girlfriend" making fun of the fact that he can get girls while his brother Canada can't.

"Do you have...her number...?" Canada asked nervously.

"It's probably in the Ally phonebook. Don't bug me anymore. Go out with your little bear and play or something. Go get laid."

"I wish...Kumajiro! Let's go for a walk."

Kumajiro waddled out of Canada's room yawning saying, "I'm hungry. Feed me."

Canada tossed a pancake towards Kumajiro who gobbled it up quickly. Canada took Kumajiro to the park and tossed a ball for him like a dog.

"Kumajiro. Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Boy. Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Boy. Do bears have girlfriends?"

"No. We usually just marry. You should get a girlfriend. Toss the ball farther."

Canada chucked the ball and yelled, "HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND!"

Kumajiro scampered back and said, "Well, take her on a date and tell her how you feel later."

"GOOD IDEA! THANKS KUMAJIRO!" Canada scooped up a disappointed Kumajiro and ran home smiling. He tossed Kumajiro onto the couch much to America's disdain but he didn't complain because he and Tony were sucked into the game. Canada flipped through phone book to the end where he saw Russia and hesitated.

"What happens if I get caught with her by Russia?" he thought, "It's worth a try though."

He dialed Ukraine's number and took deep breathes till he heard a, "Pryvit?" *Pryvit=hello*

He was speechless at first but he managed to speak with some ballsy courage. He saw America pelvic thrust the air mouthing, "GET SOME!" to him which made him blush.

"H-h-h-hey Ukraine, t-this is Canada. From the conference?"

"Tak! Canada! You are so sweet to call me! What would you like to talk about?"

He gulped and said really fast, "Wouldyouliketogooutsometime?"

"C-can you repeat that Canada? I couldn't understand you."

"Would," he took a deep breathe imagining how sweet she looked at the meeting, "you like to go out sometime. To dinner or a park or something?"

"I'd love to Canada. Would you like to go to a park this Friday, it's Tuesday today?"

"I'D LOVE TO! I'll meet you at the conference room and we can decide on a park there ok?"

"I can't wait Canada! See you then!"

Canada grinned like an idiot, calmly walked into his room, closed the door, locking it and started doing a happy dance. For finally getting a date.