Author's Note: Now Cell and Frieza will reunite with their distant enemies. How will this turn out. Trust me, the story gets only better from here.

Disclaimer:

Nappa: "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about how many anime series' Zero's Odyssey owns?"

Vegeta: "It's under 1!"

Nappa: "UNDER 1! Oh, well that's not bad."

Vegeta: "Drop him, boy."

Nappa: "Gggrrrrhhhh!"

Does that explain it? Society nowadays...

Perfect Experiences- Version 1

Chapter 2

By now, all the Z-Fighters, and their weak human companions have arrived at Mr. Satan's mansion. Mr. Satan was greeting his guests at the largest of his 21 doors.

"Wow, cool. I've been here before, this is so AWESOME," said Sharpner (I know, I wanted to still ridicule him 10 years after his glory time in the Great Saiyaman Saga).

"There are six bathrooms in here, a huge garden, a wild stereo system, and a state-of-the-art alcohol defibrillator system in this place," followed Sharpner's friend Erasa.

"Bulla, why don't we play hide-and-seek outside," asked Pan to her friend.

"Okey-dokey. You hide, I'll count to twenny! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-,"

"Child, could you quiet down your preschool session. Your agitating the hell out of me," barked her rough line dad, Vegeta.

"You know," said Gohan, "you could ease up on her, she's just playing like any other child."

"Hmph. Half-bloods," Vegeta muttered under his breath.

Cell, found himself inside a bathroom while someone was taking a shower. He could see that person's silhouette inside.

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Who's there?" the woman behind the curtain asked. She looked back, saw him.

"AAAHHHH! SCARY PERVERT!"

"Okay, look. If you forget this ever happened, I won't kill you, got it?"

The woman whimpered ," o-oo-oka-ay-y."

Cell then sensed Frieza's power level and took himself there using Instant Transmission. Frieza was in the middle of a laser tag game. They were already screaming when "the big, white lizard showed up." A little kid shot his laser gun at Frieza. He snatched it, set it in his palms, and obliterated it.

"MOMMMYYYY! THE LIZARD BROKE MY SHOOTING THINGY!"

"Hmph," Cell made a very Vegeta-like smirk. "Wait, what the-."

"Who the bonkers do you think you are, punk!" The woman, old enough to be the kid's fat grandma with botox screamed at Frieza. She pulled out a shotgun out of her purse (Don't ask me how. I'm a writer, not a physicist.) and aimed at the two.

"Please, come on. I'm not going to return for the crap. I'll give you until the count of three. One." counted Cell.

"I'll turn you both to kitty litter when I'm done with you land-lubbards."

"Two."

"Lady, you're pissing me off." said Frieza.

"SAYONARA, SUCKERS," the lady said that in a tone that was 40 years ahead of her time.

"Three." Cell vanished like a blur, then re-appeared nest to the lady. He grabbed her shotgun and bent it into a bow tie.

"GOD DA-," Cell then proceeded to knock the woman unconscious. He grabbed Frieza's arm and muttered, "Come on, let's go pay our little friends a visit."

"WHA-," they then teleported to the roof of Satan Mansion.

Their odyssey would soon begin. Their odyssey of, who knows.

Author's Note: Finally, the good parts. I can't wait to finish the other chapters. Please review. Until then:

"SAYONARA, SUCKERS.!