The whole day went really slowly. Jacob went to work, which I really don't know what is. But never throw out the day did Jacob once go and change into a werewolf , even when I called him a bad farther, he just walked out the room and counted to 10 then came back in. But maybe he did change without me knowing. Anyway I haven't seen any of the Cullen's around here, or for that I have not seen anything that would tell me that the world wasn't normal.

"Hello my darling", I heard Jacob say from the door way. "What's for tea"? I'd complete forgotten about tea.

"Emmm how about we have a chippy tea tonight."

"But we always have pie on a Tuesday. But we could always bend the rules," he laugh. " I had another idea. Now Edward is 2 maybe we could make the family bigger?"

"NO!" I answered quickly. "I mean, I mean. Emmm, not tonight. Emmm, Edward has been crying all day, and I've all just got him off to sleep. Maybe tomorrow". As his little mind processed what I've just said, I thought I bring up the subject of the undead and werewolves.

"Jacob"

"Yes my lovely"

"Where is Alice?"

"Who?"

"Alice Cullen. Edward Cullen's sister."

"Who are the Cullen's?"

" The vampires" I said nearly in a whisper, like someone was listening.

Jacob started to laugh, " vampires? You do make me laugh, there no such things as vampires. What next werewolves howling at moon?"