Iceclasher1: Disclaimer: I do not own any warriors character. Thanks to all reviewers for suggesting dares.
Gathering day 2.
Firestar: We are all here now and still alive, with Squirrelflight still falling. How did she get up there so fast? And what happened to you, Hollyleaf?
Hollyleaf: You would not believe how many places I went in the tunnels.
Firestar: Does that explain all the things you are carrying.
Hollyleaf: Yes.
Forestar: Okay, anyway. Next dare will be... Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: Bluestar, you will be the next one I dare. I dare you, Brambleclaw, to dance the smack that.
Brambleclaw on top of a falling Squirrelflight: Just a sec.
Firestar: Next dare while we wait for Brambleclaw, will be Hawkfrost.
Mothwing: For the last time, there are just clan cats here. What are you all spooked out. Besides, Hawkfrost is dead.
Hawkfrost: Hmmm, I dare Mothwing to be tied to Bluestar's leg for day.
Firestar: Okay, Mothwing.
Later...
Mothwing tied to Bluestar's leg: I'M BEING LIFTED BY AN INVISIBLE FORCE! HELP ME!
Firestar: Okay, I think Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight will be back on the ground in one more dare. Next is Heathertail.
Heathertail: I dare Breezepelt to make out with Mousefur.
Breeezepelt: What?
Heathertail: I dare you to make out with Mousefur.
Breezepelt: Then that will be a trip that might change my life forever. (Approaches Mousefur) you heard the dare.
Mousefur: WHAT?
Breezepelt: No need to shout, I said-
Firestar: Oh look. Brambleclaw is here. (Tilts head at where Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw are sitting on a top of a dead Windclan elder) now you do the dare.
Brambleclaw: Alright, Lionblaze and Hawkfrost. Let's do it. (Lionblaze and Hawkfrost jumped and landed beside Brambleclaw)
Shady, Konvict, Upfront
Akon, Slim Shady
I see the one, 'cause she be that lady, hey!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo
And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the ?lac down
Konvict?s got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club, the wardobe intact now
I feel it, don and crack now
Ooh I see it, don't let back now
I'ma call her then I put the mack down
Money? No problem, pocket full of that now
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo
And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Oh, looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil? drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon
You can bank on it
Pedicure, manicure, kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my w***** back through my drawers
Steps upstage, didn't think I saw
Creeps up behind me, and she?s like, "You're..."
I'm like, "I know, let's cut to the chase
No time to waste, back to my place"
Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
And plus I got pal if your gal is game
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing
Akon!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo
And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Eminem's rollin', D an' ?em rollin'
Boo and ol' Marvelous an' them rollin'
Women just h*****', big booty rollin'
Soon I be all in 'em an' throwin? D
Hittin' no less than three
Block wheel style, like whee
Girl I can tell you want me 'cause lately
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo
And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
By the time they stopped singing all cats were staring at them wide-eyed.
Brambleclaw: What? We did the dare.
Firestar: Bravo. Next dare will be mine. I dare Blackstar to accept kittypets on his clan.
Blackstar: WHAT?
Firestar: Oh, are you chicken. Bok-bok-bok.
Blackstar: I am not. Alright Shadowclaw will from now on accept kittypets as clanmates.
Jayfeather: Firestar didn't look like he ate catmint. He probably hit his head or had a nightmare about dares again.
Lionblaze: Where's Breezepelt anyway?
Jayfeather: I think he did Heathertail's dare.
Breezepelt suddenly walked past them with 20 newborn kits on him grumbling.
Lionblaze: Wow.
Breezepelt: (Grumbling) if she wants one kit, she gets one kit. If she gets one kit, she wants two kits. If she gets two kits, she wants three kits. If she gets three kits, (Screaming) SHE GETS TWENTY KITS!
Jayfeather: I know I hate him, but I can't help but feel sorry for him right now.
Lionblaze: Hahahaha, hoho, (Continues rolling in laughter)
Firestar: Next dare is mine again. Hollyleaf must stand on a busy thunderpath.
Hollyleaf: Way easy. (Runs towards a thunderpath while the others followed her and watched as she stood in the middle of a thunderpath)
Random twoleg: Look, it's the cat that saved the baby from a fire.
Random twoleg: I would have died by explosion if it weren't for that cat.
Twolegs started taking pictures of Hollyleaf while she just stood there with her tail curled.
Firestar: Wow.
Hollyleaf: I told you this is easy (Gets run over by a truck while the twolegs scrambled)
Firestar: She's a starclan cat now. Next dare is Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: I DARE ASHFUR TO,,,, jump into a pool of piranhas.
Ashfur: I hate fish. But how bad could it be.
Later...
Ashfur: ! THE PAIN!
Thornclaw: You aren't even on the water yet.
Ashfur: Oh. Put me down already, and remember, how many times I said I'm kidding, or I beg to be pulled out of the water. Ignore me.
Thornclaw: If you say so (Shoves Ashfur to a pool of piranhas)
Ashfur: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The pain! THEY'RE EATING MY FLESH!ANYONE HELP! I WAS KIDDING AWHILE AGO! GET ME OUT OF THE WATER!
Thornclaw: Don't worry Ashfur; I will never pull you out.
Firestar: Next dare is Mousefur.
Mousefur: I dare to Crowfeather to Justin Beiber.
Crowfeather: Seems easy. Who is this kittypet?
Mousefur: He's a twoleg. Here listen to this Iphone on the headphones. I'm going to sleep for a week.
Firestar: Okay, hmm? (Looks up) Breezepelt?
Breezepelt: Okay, little kits. Now you just jump off the edge of this mountain. (One kit jumps off) good kit. Now everyone else will play jump off the cliff. You just have to jump off this cliff everyone except me. (The rest of the kits, that were now 100, jumps off) peace is almost here. (Looks down) oops.
Shadowfrosttalon: That's all for now. For those other dares I haven't done. I will do it. Thanks to my loyal reviewers Countdown to the end of time, Cloversoul, Hawkfire111, Toa Koopa16, Honeyspirit, warriorcrazy, Aeroheart, and Vampirewith a secret.
