Ned, Moze, Cookie, Gordy, and principal Wright were lucky to get out of James K. Polk middle school alive to get away from the joy virus. It was all up to them, and Morris to end this chaos. They were all so worried about the students and this virus spreading through the air. "Well, here we are." said Wright. "Here is Morris' house."
"Perfect! now let's go get him and make things wright again." Ned said
"Let me handle this, Ned." said Principal Wright. Then they all walked up to his front door and he knocked it. It was his mother who answered the door.
"Ah, principal Wright, Ned, Moze, Cookie, and Gordy. How can I help y'all today?" she said
"Mrs. Adams, we need to talk to Morris."
"What? is he in trouble?"
"No no no. Of course not." Wright replied. "Listen, the school is in desperate need of laughter from Morris. It's... in a very bad state without out least a few laughs from him. We know he is sick, but it's a disaster and an emergency."
Mrs. Adams didn't really know what to think of this. "I thought he isn't supposed to be goofing off in class?" she asked. "Besides, i remember the time he got in trouble by Mr. Crubbs for making his pants drop."
"Most of the time he shouldn't really do that." Cookie corrected
"But we need some laughs at least." Moze added.
Ned stepped in and he said "We need Morris for a little while to fix this. We promise you we will bring him back and he can get right back into bed after he has fulfill his duty for today."
The mother thought about it, and she said "Well, alright. Because Morris is still a well behaved young man, I suppose he can help you out with this... problem. After all, he only has one be now, so I'm still proud of him. Just please make sure he doesn't get into trouble."
"You have our word, Mrs. A." Gordy said.
Then she smiled. "Morris!" she called to him
"Yeah, mama?"
"Can you come down here, please? you got visitors, boy."
"Coming." then footsteps were heard from the stairs and then Morris was present, wearing earmuff pajamas. He coughed and recognized the five, and smiled. "Oh, hey guys. What's up?" he made a few coughs from his mouth.
"Morris, we need you to bring a few laughs at the school at least for the say."
"I'm sick, remember?" then he coughed again
"We know, but this is an emergency. The joy virus is turning everyone into zombies, really happy and creepy zombies." Ned begged. The mother and son looked at eachother like it was rather nonsense and rubbish.
"Joy virus?" Morris said. "Look, I'm not saying what you said sounds insane, Principal Wright, it sounds more like-" then he made weird crazy silly noises unti he made a cough. "Now that you you mention it, it does sound crazy."
"Morris, please." Said Ned. "We need you to help put an end to this virus. Think of the school and the whole world even. Please"
"we promise, you can go back to bed after this is over." Said Gordy
"well, alright. I'm a little worried that y'all are kind of losing it without me, but I suppose if you say something's wrong, I can help you. What do you think, momma?"
"I think you're right, baby." She replied. "Just try not to get more sick, okay?"
"of course. I'll be cool. Alright, let's go." The five cheered and with Morris with him, went back to the school with Mrs. Adams closing the front door to make her son chicken noodle soup when he returns.
they all stood at the school, which was all too quiet. "The school looks the same as ever." Morris pointed
Moze chortled "it looks like it, but you should see it inside."
the new class clown was unsure about this, and didn't believe in the joy virus fully, but he knew his friends and Principal Wright were not joking with this little... Outbreak of joy.
"okay, now here's what we do." Wright instructed. "Now, we need to look like one of them so they will not chase us. If we all become infected, it's all over for us and Polk."
"Right!" They all said.
They all formed really big and creepy smiles on their faces. They went inside through the front doors and they all saw that Polk was a mess. dry trails of rainbow saliva were on the floor, and they saw some students walking around like zombies, still happy and drooling rainbows. Have they been gone that long?
Morris learned that his friends were right about this virus, and thought they were just exaggerating the fact that they need him back at the school. He felt a small liquid of guilt in his stomach, but he knew that now was not a good time.
"Now remember." Gordy whispered to his friends. "No loud noises." they all nodded and they pretended to walk around the place like the zombies. One of them, which was Loomer and his boys, looked at them suspiciously, even though they didn't really look like it. For a minute, they just stood there with those stupid grins on their faces. Then, they realized that they are zombies, or so he thought, probably because he and his cohorts weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
"Whew. that was close." Ned said to himself. Then without warning, Cookie made a sneeze, that echoed across the school. The zombies all looked back and the uninfected survivors have been compromised. without warning, they all started running towards them, laughing really loudly. Panic overtook Ned and his friends, and they all ran for their normal, sane lives.
then Moze tripped on the floor. They all looked back and gasped. "Moze!" Ned exclaimed
"go on without me!" she begged. "Just fix up the school."
"No! I am not leaving-!"
"Go!" she said. then they all did what she said, and left her reluctantly. Then she turned into one of those zombies with one big tackle.
"I can't believe we just did that!" Cookie said. "Poor Mozely, I feel guilty inside."
"We can fix this, Cookie, Remember?" Ned said
"Ned's right, Cook." Morris added. "We'll get Jennifer and our friends back."
"I know, but still."
"Think, what coud we possibly do to make some laughs to a bunch of crazy zombies?" Ned blurted
Then Gordy got a thought in an instant. "Ah, I got an idea."
"What's that?" They all said.
"I know that Mr. Sweeney has got some confiscated things that he would take from some students goofing around. It's in his classroom."
"Yeah, I remember that." Morris said. "He would take away small toys and some funny prank stuff."
Cookie than remember something "my laugh master 9000!" He exclaimed. "Crubbs has got it in his office when he confiscated it from me."
"Yes, that could be useful too." Wright said.
then out of nowhere, a zombie Burster out of the locker and tackled Gordy to the ground, screaming, then laughing.
"Gordy! no!" Cookie exclaimed with despair.
"to the vice principal's office." They all ran as fast as they could to Crubbs' office in hot pursuit. They managed to lose the zombies chasing them, and quietly went into Crubbs' drawers.
"ah ha! Got it." Said Cookie. Then they heard the laughing of the zombies, coming their way.
Morris exclaimed "time to go, y'all!" Then they all rushed out of the office, continuing so the chase.
"they are fast, it's not like they have unlimited stamina."
"I know, it's like a stampede of squirrels going nuts, for their nuts." Morris said.
then the principal stopped. "Mr. wright! Are you alright?" Ned asked
"can't... Go... On." He panted. " Go on without me. i'll hold the, off, but you have to hurry and make things right again. Now go! Get out of here!"
"But principal Wright-" they all said
"Go!" He ordered. Then the three survivors did what he said and the zombies contaminated him.
"If we can get to Mr. Sweeney's room, we can get things back the way they were." Ned pointed.
"right!"
without warning, Coconut head popped from one of the lockers and tackled Ckie on the spot, making him scream like a girl."
"Cookie!" Ned screamed as he stopped to look at the horror. He felt Morris pulling him, trying to get him to run again.
"Ned, come on! We gotta move!"
"But he's my best friend!" Ned screamed
"it's too late for him! You heard Principal Wright and Gordy, if we got to fix everything, we gotta get the stuff from Mr. Sweeney's room."
"you're... You're right, let's go before they both infect us."
"right behind ya." The raining two survivors made it Sweeney's class and quickly checked through his desk. "Ah, bodda-bing!" Morris exclaimed. I got them right here."
"perfect. Let me put on the laugh master, and we can stop this once and for all!" Ned said heroically.
it took a minute, but the horde of joy zombies who were chasing them Burster through the door and noticed Morris looking rather bold and brave at them with his arms crossed "Yo, are you ready to have a laugh?"
"huh?" The zombies all muttered.
"okay, Ned. Music." Then his friend turned on the boom box that blurted circus music, and Morris began juggling some balls, and then a few bowling pins on a unicycle.
the zombies started to slowly return to normal and the rainbow drool stopped dripping out of their mouths. Ned made funny noises and sound effects with the laugh master to make it even funnier
"it's working." Ned noticed. "It's working! Be more funny!"
"on it." Then Morris had Crubbs' helmet, shades, and shirt and placed them on his hindquarters. While wagging it, he said "hey everybody! I'm vice principal Butts. Butts out!"
then they felt the process getting faster on the healing. The rain from the clouds have stopped, so did the thunder and lightning.
"and here is Morris, our class clown!" Ned said. The last two words echoed through the school and the clouds were gone. The sun was shining on the place again and then everyone was back to normal.
"what? What just happen to me?" Said Loomer
"where am I?" Susie added
"guys, you're all okay!" Ned said.
"thank goodness we got y'all back to normal." Morris added
"you saved the school from the joy virus!" Cookie exclaimed.
"Joy virus?" Coconut head asked. "That's why we were crazy."
"yeah, it's a long story." Wright explained. "None of this would have ending happily without Ned and Morris."
"yeah, I felt like puking rainbows." Said Crubbs.
"and we helped too." Moze said.
"yeah, we know." Wright remarked
"we don't know what we would do without you Morris. We would have all been infected." Ned said
"thanks, Ned. Always happy to help my school." Then he and Ned bumped their fists to one another in triumph.
"let's hear it for our heroes!" Lisa shouted. They all gave three hoorays while holding Ned, Morris, Cookie, Moze, and Gordy."
"well, one thing you should all know." Ned addressed to his followers again. "If this kind of stuff happens, at least bring in a few laughs in the school to make it last for a week or too if you're a class clown. Lastly, always stand clear of the Joy virus."
then after that, The four students were awarded medals of bravery and received honor rolls too. Gordy and Wright were both rewarded as well with their own badges for bravest teachers n the school.
however, they noticed that the school was a mess. "Well, Gordy. I think it's time for you to clean all this up." Crubbs said
"eh, the nit guy can get this." Was what the janitor replied
"oh Gordy. I care about you, but sometimes, I just don't understand you." They all laughed for a little while then stopped
"well, I suppose I should get back home and get my rest now. See you all in a week. Oh, and guys, thanks again." He acknowledged his friends that helped him, then he happily went back to his house
"well, I suppose we should call in a cleaning crew at the moment." Wright said. Then they all went back to their normal day at school and the joy virus will never plague them again.
The End
