⇒ Quinn: Be the other girl.

You are now the other charming young lady, whose birthday it is currently not. What's your name?

⇒ What a bitch

Damn right, but that ain't her name. Try again.

⇒ Lyssa: Examine Room

Your name is 'Lyssa and you are 16 years old. Your room is generally INCREDIBLY MESSY, but you always know where MOST THINGS ARE. Until you inevitably LOSE THEM.

You enjoy a variety of THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE, such as YOUR AMATEUR ART, NINTENDO GAMES, AWFUL PUNS, and STUFFED ANIMALS, of which you have a RIDICULOUS AMOUNT. You also have a DISCOMFORTING AMOUNT OF PSEUDO-HOMOSEXUAL MEMORABILIA to match your HELLA GAY LIFESTYLE. You are a BITCH-ASS QUEER MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN and you make sure everyone is PAINFULLY AWARE OF THIS. Despite your TOUGH POSTURING, you are actually REALLY SWEET, and always have plenty of FREE HUGS for your friends when they need them, but not the CREEPY THIRTY YEAR OLD kind. That would be somewhat DISTURBING

Your chumhandle is starryNight and you sometIMES GET OVEREXCITED WHEN YOU SPEAK OMG FBHSDFNJKG! :DDDDDD

⇒ Lyssa: Play Nintendo 64

You boot up your trusty Nintendo 64, which is practically antique at this point, and start to play the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, which you could play for hours.

⇒ Lyssa: Get frustrated five minutes in and give up

You rage quit, but thankfully you can blame it on your friend, who is currently pestering you.

⇒ Lyssa: Ignore friend and play GameCube

You'll get back to them as soon as you finish the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Ah, such a fantastic game. If only your beloved Link was real.

⇒ Lyssa: Remember that you are hella gay

No one ever said you loved Link for his dick.

⇒ Lyssa: Combine N64 and GameCube

And thus… the ultimate gaming console was born! Your Zelda games will be better than ever.

At least, you like to think that's how it would go. Unfortunately you have no way of COMBINING RANDOM OBJECTS. Shame.

⇒ Lyssa: Reply to friend

Oh, right. Someone was pestering you, weren't they?

-Pesterlog-

ArsenicPixie started pestering you.

ap: Hey!

ap: Did you get the gameyet?

sn: GAH NO I HAVE BEEN KILLING TIME ON MY CONSOLES TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE PAIN DDD:

ap: Awhhhhh… That sucks! I'm soexcitedaboutthisgame! I even found a game guide for when I inevitably get stuck…

sn: I'm excited too! :D But lol laaaaame we won't need a guide. Did you already read it?

ap: No, I wanna give myself a shot at not totally failing at it from the very beginning… And I am not 'laaaaaaaameee'... !

sn: Yeah, I said you were laaaaame XD too many e's!

ap: Meh. :(

sn: c'mon you know I am just kidding D: seriously, I think you'll be fine without a guide, though!

ap: :D I know, but I have to get you back somehow. And I dunno about all that… I needed one for the first dungeon in OoT…

sn: You know what would really grind my gears

sn: the ultimate payback

sn: you'd get me back so hard man

sn: all you have to do is

ap: ?

sn: tell me I am the coolest awesome-est person ever :D Oh man, you'd rock my socks!

ap: XD You can be such an attention whore sometimes :P but… I will say that you can be pretty awesome… kinda.

sn: And here I was, about to be flattered D: But anyway, back to the guide thing. I think you'll be fine! The Forest Temple was a bitch anyway, don't be so hard on yourself! c:

ap: … Okie! well, I'm gonna install it now, and then I'll ask quinn if she has it yet.

ap: Bye!

sn: see ya later alligator! :DD

⇒ Lyssa: Spin in a circle

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Damn it. You knocked all of the shit over. All of it.

⇒ Lyssa: Pick all of the shit up

Desperate times call for desperate measures. And that means shoving everything into the closet.

⇒ Lyssa: Actually put it away

Motherfucking bullshit god damn it bitch whore's asshole shitface penis sucking cockwhistle cuntmuffin

(You dutifully clean your things up.)

⇒ Lyssa: Look at all of your stuff

You have many treasured items among the items you grudgingly returned to their proper places.

You glance over ALL OF YOUR SHIT. You have a TABLET, which you frequently use to make RELATIVELY OK FANART, or at least you like to think it's relatively ok. Not to toot your own horn. But your VERY LOW POPULARITY says otherwise. You also have a COLLECTION OF OBSCURE AND WHIMSICAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, but your favorite is obviously your OCARINA. You can play a number of JAUNTY TUNES on it and consider yourself to be QUITE THE PRODIGY. Your WIGS allow for MAXIMUM HILARITY DRESS-UP and your IRON MAN COLLECTION showcases your admiration for the GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST (not to mention OVERLY QUOTED CATCHPHRASES). You also have a COLLECTION OF POKEMON PLUSH TOYS, a SWORD COLLECTION, and a COLLECTION OF TURTLES AND FROGS. So, more specifically, you have a GIANT CLUSTERFUCK COLLECTION OF INCOMPLETE COLLECTIONS, because you are seemingly unable to finish anythi

⇒ Lyssa: Don the cosplay, be the character

You put on your pink wig and Iron Man mask to truly embody the armored avenger.

This isn't silly and extremely stupid at all.

⇒ Lyssa: Equip Excalibur

You choose to wield the blade of the legendary King Arthur [that you got from Busch Gardens for about 100 bucks] in battle to enhance your already tragically awful cosplay. This thing is horribly balanced, but it's sharp enough to do. Plus you feel like a badass and a knight incarnate with this bastard handled piece of shit.

Yeah, perhaps you should have opted for the Näzgul Sword.

⇒ Lyssa: Check mail for game

You would, but it's pouring down rain and the mailbox just seems so far away. Besides, you are now the other girl.