Yuri: 2nd chapter
Naruto:
I'M IN IT!
Joi: For like what? One line?
Yuri: But the manga's named after him
Joi: And?
Yuri: It's popular unlike your manga
Joi: SO?
Yuri:
XIAO LONG! THE DISCLAIMER! NOW!!
Xiao Long: You go her
mad…wonderful
Xiao Long: Eternal_bluerose_yuri does not own Gakuen Alice nor Naruto
Naruto
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mikan screamed as she fell from the sky on Saskue.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Saskue screamed while throwing her off his body…in to the river.
Director: CUT!
Sasuke: AGAIN!?!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO BE FALLEN ON ANY MORE!!!
Mikan: YOU THREW ME IN THE RIVER!!!!!!
Sasuke: I won't next time
Director: And were shooting in 3-2-1 ACTION!
Sasuke and Mikan get on stage
Naruto: Scene One; Take 3
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Mikan screamed as she fell from the sky on Sasuke.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Sasuke screamed while throwing her off his body. Once he finished, Hotaru landed on his head. When she stood up she ignored Sasuke who was now unconscious.
"Have you seen Polka?" Natusme asked Tenten.
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Sasuke: AGAIN!?!?!
Mikan: Why?
Director: HYUUGA NATSUME YOU GET OFF THE STAGE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Natsume: Make me
Neji: Beats the crap out of Natsume
Director: Um… That wasn't necessary Neji
Neji: He annoyed me Throws Natsume To the next stage
Director: Shooting in 3-2-1 ACTION!
Tenten: Scene 3 and a quarter; Take 2
"GAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Koko screamed as he fell on top of Sasuke's chest, knocking the air out of Sasuke. Koko stood up, and that the gods that he had something soft to land on. It was then that Sumire decided- no she fell in the river.
Director: CUT!
Koko: You fell in the river…
Sumire: Shut up
Sasuke: HOW MUCH DO YOU FUCKING WEIGH YOME!?!?!?
Koko: 119 pounds
Sasuke: O.O
Koko: Kidding. I weigh only 100 pounds
Sasuke: T.T
Koko: Sorry
Director: Shooti-
Natsume: YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NEJI HYUGA!!!!
Neji: Stares at Natsume's extreme anger, and shrugs
Natsume: Brings out 2 kantas, extremely sharp
Mikan: De Javu?
Koko: De Javu
Hotaru: Damn the Baka gun is jammed again
Everone minus Hotaru, Neji, and Natsume: Sweatdrop
Neji: FUCK OF NASTUME!
Natsume: FUCKING MAKE ME HYUGA NEJI!
Hinabi: Taping for blackmail
Natsume: Goes after Neji with Kanta raised swing viscously
Neji: GET AWAY HYUUGA NASTUME!
Hinata: N-n-nej-i-i nii
Neji: Yes Hina-
Neji: WHAT WERE YOU'RE FUCKING SWING THOSE SWORDS!!!
Natsume: I know where I swing these swords and it happeneds to be your head which I want to chop off
Neji: Runs away
Natsume: Runs after
Director: Glares at them and runs after
Mikan: Let's go
Hinata: Y-yes
Hinabi: Already ahead of you
Neji, Natsume and the Director are ruining the stages once again
Anna: GOD! FIRST XIAO LONG AND KAITO, NOW THEM!?!?!?!!?
Koko: It's life
Anna: I know
Koko: I'm leaving the wrath of the director is BAD
Nonoko: See ya
Yuu: Bye
Gakuen Alice and Naruto cast leaves minus Neji and Natsume
Director: I WILL MURDER YOU! Swings Natsume's kantas
Natsume: Neji if we make it out it'll be a miracle
Neji: I agree with you
Yuri: Did you like it? Ne.. did you?
Xiao Long: Shut up
Yuri:
THANKS FORE READING IT
Xiao Long: Someone gave her too much sugar
Joi: I SWEAR IT WASN"T ME!!!!!!!!
Xiao Long: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!?!
Joi: I seemed harmless
Xiao Long: HARMLESS, HOW TELL ME HOW?!
Joi: Er…
Hinabi: Please review
