Yuri: 2nd chapter

Naruto: I'M IN IT!
Joi: For like what? One line?

Yuri: But the manga's named after him

Joi: And?

Yuri: It's popular unlike your manga

Joi: SO?

Yuri: XIAO LONG! THE DISCLAIMER! NOW!!
Xiao Long: You go her mad…wonderful

Xiao Long: Eternal_bluerose_yuri does not own Gakuen Alice nor Naruto

Naruto

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mikan screamed as she fell from the sky on Saskue.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Saskue screamed while throwing her off his body…in to the river.

Director: CUT!

Sasuke: AGAIN!?!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO BE FALLEN ON ANY MORE!!!

Mikan: YOU THREW ME IN THE RIVER!!!!!!

Sasuke: I won't next time

Director: And were shooting in 3-2-1 ACTION!

Sasuke and Mikan get on stage

Naruto: Scene One; Take 3

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Mikan screamed as she fell from the sky on Sasuke.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Sasuke screamed while throwing her off his body. Once he finished, Hotaru landed on his head. When she stood up she ignored Sasuke who was now unconscious.

"Have you seen Polka?" Natusme asked Tenten.

Director: CUT!!!!!!

Sasuke: AGAIN!?!?!

Mikan: Why?

Director: HYUUGA NATSUME YOU GET OFF THE STAGE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Natsume: Make me

Neji: Beats the crap out of Natsume

Director: Um… That wasn't necessary Neji

Neji: He annoyed me Throws Natsume To the next stage

Director: Shooting in 3-2-1 ACTION!

Tenten: Scene 3 and a quarter; Take 2

"GAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Koko screamed as he fell on top of Sasuke's chest, knocking the air out of Sasuke. Koko stood up, and that the gods that he had something soft to land on. It was then that Sumire decided- no she fell in the river.

Director: CUT!

Koko: You fell in the river…

Sumire: Shut up

Sasuke: HOW MUCH DO YOU FUCKING WEIGH YOME!?!?!?

Koko: 119 pounds

Sasuke: O.O

Koko: Kidding. I weigh only 100 pounds

Sasuke: T.T

Koko: Sorry

Director: Shooti-

Natsume: YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NEJI HYUGA!!!!

Neji: Stares at Natsume's extreme anger, and shrugs

Natsume: Brings out 2 kantas, extremely sharp

Mikan: De Javu?

Koko: De Javu

Hotaru: Damn the Baka gun is jammed again

Everone minus Hotaru, Neji, and Natsume: Sweatdrop

Neji: FUCK OF NASTUME!

Natsume: FUCKING MAKE ME HYUGA NEJI!

Hinabi: Taping for blackmail

Natsume: Goes after Neji with Kanta raised swing viscously

Neji: GET AWAY HYUUGA NASTUME!

Hinata: N-n-nej-i-i nii

Neji: Yes Hina-

Neji: WHAT WERE YOU'RE FUCKING SWING THOSE SWORDS!!!

Natsume: I know where I swing these swords and it happeneds to be your head which I want to chop off

Neji: Runs away

Natsume: Runs after

Director: Glares at them and runs after

Mikan: Let's go

Hinata: Y-yes

Hinabi: Already ahead of you

Neji, Natsume and the Director are ruining the stages once again

Anna: GOD! FIRST XIAO LONG AND KAITO, NOW THEM!?!?!?!!?

Koko: It's life

Anna: I know

Koko: I'm leaving the wrath of the director is BAD

Nonoko: See ya

Yuu: Bye

Gakuen Alice and Naruto cast leaves minus Neji and Natsume

Director: I WILL MURDER YOU! Swings Natsume's kantas

Natsume: Neji if we make it out it'll be a miracle

Neji: I agree with you

Yuri: Did you like it? Ne.. did you?

Xiao Long: Shut up

Yuri: THANKS FORE READING IT
Xiao Long: Someone gave her too much sugar

Joi: I SWEAR IT WASN"T ME!!!!!!!!

Xiao Long: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!?!

Joi: I seemed harmless

Xiao Long: HARMLESS, HOW TELL ME HOW?!

Joi: Er…

Hinabi: Please review