Logic Does Not Apply

Chapter 2: Oh My...


I plan to make the Akatsuki-puppy's lives hell now. Mostly Deidara and Hidan, those bastards are trying to do everything they can to piss me off I swear! Barking and running and fighting and living! I can understand Deidara, I fucking named him 'Kitty' for fucksake, but Hidan...Immortal bastard is gonna get it when we becomes human again I swear. Maybe I should test his puppy immortalness with the garbage disposal...

"Sam, stop planning Kitty and Jashin's demise." Kayls said while playing with Hidan-puppy. I looked up from my laptop to glare at her. Some of the Aka-Puppies gave me a weird look.

"I don't have to listen to you." Was all I said before I began typing again. Bluntly ignoring the looks I pulled out some earmuffs and decided to tempt fate by playing one of the most annoying songs ever- Superstar.

"BITCH IF YOU DON'T FUCKING TURN THAT SHIT OFF NOW I'M GONNA FUCKING SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN WITH A JASHIN DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING SPORK!" Kayla screamed before lunging at me. Sadly the table got in my way of escape and she got hold of my laptop thus successfully managing to turn the YouTube song off. I glared at everyone from under the table.

"I hate you all...A lot." Mariah and Kayla just roll their eyes and I swear that Kayla added some cuss words with threats under her breath. I looked at the very confused Aka-Puppies. "This tends to happen very often so get used to it brats." Tobi-puppy barked then looked at Sasori-puppy and Deidara-puppy before Deidara puppy punced on him. I blinked. If I didn't know better Tobi-puppy must've said somethin' along the lines of "She used Sasori-sempai's word!"

"Aren't you going to stop them?" Kayla asked. I just looked at her like the idiot she is.

"Nope." Was all I said in response. Then I went back to watching Deidara-puppy try to kill Tobi-puppy. Then fun ended when Pein-puppy barked at them and they stopped. "You all are boring y'know that?" I turned to Zetsu-puppy who crawled under the table with me...He bit me...I giggled."Sorry puppy pain makes me laugh."

"Fucking masochist.." I heard Kayla mumble. Zetsu-puppy let go off my hand and was I able to turn and look at Kayla.

"I may be a little less sane then others but you can't deny I'm the smart one of the group." I got a 'Dude...WTF!' look from Kayla and the puppies (for different reasons no doubt) then a laugh out of Mariah.

"A little less sane? You've stated yourself you'd love nothing more to see humanity destroyed and the Earth burn! You-" I cut her off mid-rant before she could say some other incriminating things.

"I admit I said that in all honesty along with the only thing that stops me from pushing any of you in front of a bus for my own twisted amusement is my self-control. Besides the trully insane never actually admit that they are in fact insane do they not?" Kayla gave me another 'WTF' look before going back to playing with the puppies. Mariah just laughed and shaked her head.

"You haven't lost a drop of insanity since we first met, though I'm surprised you haven't hit your head yet..." She looked at me from my position under the table with amusement in her eyes.

"If anything Webby got even more bat-shit psychotic...I that's even possible..." Kayla commented before shaking her head and laying on her back. "Hey Sam you know you have to pass PE class in order to graduate right?" I glared at her.

"Well if that bitch Mrs. Casey would leave me the fuck alone for swimming and just transfer me to another fucking class I would fucking pass! The bitch hates me...More than she hates you and THAT is something to consider! She didn't hate me until that little altercation with that lying, two-faced, preppy, stuck-up, fat, good-for-nothing, goody-two-shoes whore Rachel! It is common knowledge in our year and above that I HATE SWIMMING! I hate it more then Tweetybird at Six Flags when one of those people dressed up as him kidnapped me as a child! I can swim fine the bitch just hates me!" Kayla and Maiah blinked at my little rant. The puppies looked at me as if I'm the craziest person they've ever met and went back to doing whatever.

"Just get a doctor's note..." Kayla mumbled under her breath before she started antagonizing Hidan-puppy. I hn'd then crawled from out uunder the table (nearly banging my head, nearly) after which I was met by Pein-puppy.

"Hey guys..." I spoke allowed. A collective sound of 'what' was my response. "For some odd reason...I really wanna kick this puppy..." With that Igot a shocked then pissed off look from Pein-puppy who was then barking and glaring at all the other 'laughing' puppies, all but Konan anyways.

"SAM! DON'T YOU DARE KICK HIM!" Kayla screeched and I seriously flinched while having flashback of a girl with pink hair...I shivered then turned to Kayla.

"I was joking chill...Besides if you screech like that again I really will kick your ass, as you seem to forget that this is my house and I have home advantage." I stated all too calmly and coolly thus accidently reverting to my little mode they (mostly Kayla) like to call 'Mada-Mode'...It's more like an Inner like Sakura has but I HATE to compare myself to that banchee so I leave it as a 'mode'. Kayla sent a nasty glare and commented 'Bitch' under her breath before turning away from me.

"Honestly you two, best friends one minute then trying to kill each other the next!" I sent a 'Ya so?' look at Mariah who just sighed and went back to petting Itachi-puppy and Sasori-puppy. I have a slight feeling that if they get returned to their true forms my best bet is to pair her with one of those two...Kayla is obviously getting Hidan if I can get them in a room without them bitch fighting then there's Nagato and Konan who should be together...That leaves me alone and free!~...Why do I feel like I'm being wat- Oh Tobi-puppy is watching me like a hawk... well...That lil' bastard is sooo not going to ruin my shipping plans! I crouched down and glared right back at him.

"I will not lose to you."


Usagi-chan: Yep I'm back bitches with a new name! I'll be updating my other stories again soon so keep checking!

Ja ne 'ttebane!~