(WARNING: This chapter is kinda hard to read. o.o

Hm.
Considering Tony Branston's comment... where would the lulz be without the horrible spelling mistakes? When I read chapter 39, I didn't laugh. But anyways, thanks for reviewing.

This was just done as a joke, and I will keep repeating this every chapter. You have to be hyper or drunk to laugh at this, really... or, if you're like me, you laugh at it for the horrible grammar and randomness.

I take flames for the lulz.

Oh yeah, as I forgot to mention in the first chapter, you will not understand this story unless you read the Harry Potter fanfic called 'My Immortal'. It's considered the worst fanfiction ever made. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't read it, but go check it out. Look up on YouTube 'Reading My Immortal' and click on 'cloud8745 my immortal fanfic reading' In the description side bar it has the website in which it's currently hosted on.

On another note, I will only update this when I'm bored and have nothing else to do.)

ok wwell i got 1 gud yet bad revow so i gues i will mak a new chap. fuk u 4 lykin teh hackr chap of my fanfic u prep!!1 n 2 u miss valsapena... fuk u 2! piramind hed is mah frend!!!1 but n e ways, fangz 2 raven agin bcuz she ttly got me silent hill 2 yestrday so now im playin it NONSTOP!!!! wen i 1st saw ph i was lyk oh my satin hes sexc

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Enoby ran down teh rode n saw a big scary shado in teh frost. She scremed hello but it wulked awah.

Eoby folowd it n when she did see the kreechure locking liek ith ad a spasm. She herd a werd screech noysez n she turned arou7nd n saw a broken radeo on da ground.

"Wat the hell?" She pickt it up n shook it wif her hand. Her figer nailz were panted black wif red crossez on teh middle naild.

Teh radep statik got lowr n lower as teh creture walked a way. Ebody sighed, locking arund. 'Dis fog is deprezzin me moar tan anyting in mah deprzzing lief!!!!!!!!!!111"\' She thought. Teh fog waz geting in2 her blue eyez even more so she puled out her Albert Weskuh shadez that made her lock like she was frum teh Matrizx. She pot them on n she walked ddown the stret.

"STOP!!!!!!!!!!" She herd some1 screm n zhe looked arund agian. She saw a ckop who had a blak emo fringe wif blue streks an had on a goffik hoodie that she got at a MCR concrete and bukcled pantsu, wit a police badg on her right boob.

"Who r u?!" Eboby shouted.

"My nam is Cybill Ben4et but plz call me Rose Thorn. Im a kop n u r under aresteis!" Teh cop come over at her.

"Why? Im 17! I kant go 2 jail!" Ebony cryed, "We goffiks hav 2 stay 2gether!"

Rose Thorn thught for a moment b4 nodding, "Ya, we goffiks hav 2 stay 2gether. Sry. Wats ur name?"

"I'm Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Im a vampire and a wich, n i used 2 go 2 hogwarts." Ebomy new she gave 2 much info about herself, but she dadnt care.

"lol im a vampire 2!!!" Rose Thorn said, but just then a monstr came.

"Oh shit1" Ebony yelled.

It tryed 2 spit acid all ovr Rose n Enoby but wif teir vampire powerz dey ttly dodged teh nasty slime.

"Ew!1" Rose fruwend. She shot it in teh head.

"Wtf r we gong 2 do?!" Enobye axked, "it just tryed 2 eat us!"

"I no, but we got 2 go 2 the skool!"

"y?"

"Bcuz yer dad is there!!!"

enoby gasped.

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they runned 2 the sjkool n ebony witf her mind powezr opend teh door. Rose Thorn came n locked at Ebony. "R u coming?"

"i Dont liek tis place. Der is a werd vibe..." Ebony sad.

they walked n finly they reched a door. Ebony opned teh door n she saw a big cross wif a gofthijk layout theme 2 it. They saw a werd old wooman wif long grey hair who wuz prayin.

"What the fuck do u want?" the woman axed, turning arund. "OHHHHH! u r ebony dark'ness dementia revan way!!!"

"Woo r u?" Ebay shutted at her. The woomen shook her head and tsked.

"u r not redy 4 its power!!!" the woman left them standing in teh churxch.

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Sry this chap is so short liek teh oder o1ne. at least i brought rose nin teh story!!! I rly liekd her in teh movie. oh btw justin u prik why did u do dat?! espeshuly wif MY best frend!!! were OVAR!

oh ya u guyz no teh rulez 1 god revow n i will updet!

(I brought Cybill Bennett and another MyStErIoUs character. No... not really mysterious... or is it!?
If anyone catches any references I use to video games/movies/books/whatever, you earn 5 points (there's actually one in here... it's barely noticeable.). Get up to 20 points and I will write a chapter that isn't 'Tara-fied'. Haha, I made a bad pun.

But seriously... I will write an actual chapter with descriptive details and no chat speak.

To Valsapena: x) Wouldn't we all want Pyramid Head to hurt/kill Ebony? I have different plans for big ol' PH in this fanfic, though.)