I hope this is going good so far for all of you. This is what we've been waiting for. There was something really funny I wanted to put in here but I don't remember now. It'll hit me again later.
"Where are we going Batman?"
Ratbat stopped then led her to his office. He closed the door behind him then pinned her against the wall.
"Please… don't ever call me that again. If word gets out about that nickname of mine, I'll never hear the end of it. Alright princess?"
Samantha nodded and he leaned in closer to lick her lips.
"Why are you doing this Ratbat?"
He pulled back his breath still hot on her.
"I don't know. I can smell you. I haven't had you in so long. You smell so damn good."
He looked to the floor then looked back up at her.
"Let me have some more?"
"Ratbat, you know all you have to do is ask."
He smiled as she moved her hair and bent her neck. He licked his lips then moved in.
"Do you want me to clean myself first?"
"No. I can't wait any longer. I went years without this."
His voice was so gruff now. He was about to lose himself. He licked up and down her neck, warming her skin. He wrapped his arm around her waist to keep her in place then bit into her neck. He heard her give out a little cry then bit harder. His cape went around her body, holding her wings back. She started to push back against him but he held on firm. She could feel his groans against her neck. When she feared he may drain her completely, he pulled back. His head was tilted back with his eyes closed and his mouth open. He licked his left fang.
"That was so good."
He was nearly breathless. He looked back at her then leaned into clean her neck with his tongue. In between licks he spoke.
"You always were the best."
"I'm glad you like me as a snack and not as a person."
He pulled his tongue away and looked into her eyes.
"After all the times we've watched Disney together and that's all you have to say? I like you as a friend. You just have really great blood."
"So here's a question for you."
"Go for it."
"Is it true what Rumble used to say?"
"Oh Primus I can't wait to hear this. He usually had the most colourful things to say."
"He said you used to get a hard-on every time you drank from me."
Ratbat looked like he had a blank expression on his face.
"Sometimes I did yes. But I was told it was because you were filling me. Father said that once I got used to it, I would be fine. And he was right. My other victims don't make me hard. Only my husband does."
"You're married?"
"Yep. For a while now. I love my husband. I mean sure, Seaka got to him first but he made the first move with me."
She stared at him for a moment. Her eyes opened.
"No. You serious? Him?"
"What? What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing. I just find that amazing. So, what position are you?"
"I'm not telling you that."
Samantha nudged him.
"Come on."
"No."
"Fine Dracula. Like I need to guess anyway. I mean, being Count Suckula and all."
He lightly slapped her behind.
"I'd expect something like that from Rumble. Who taught you to speak like that?"
"Rumble."
"Figures."
He stood there for a moment and then the odd silence happened.
"Well, we'd better get going."
"Going? Where?"
"We have a party to go to. The rest of the family is happy you returned."
"The rest? So… Frenzy will be there?"
He looked down into her eyes. She looked so happy. So hopeful. He gave her a slight smile, one that had a hidden sadness behind it.
"Just come with me. You'll find out."
"But I'm naked."
"We have clothes and food waiting for you."
"SAMMY!"
Seaka jumped her and nearly sent her flying. Samantha held her back.
"You're pretty strong for a small thing."
"I could say the same thing about you honey. Where've you been? I mean I know what happened with you and Freeza but what about after?"
"Lots. Can I just leave it at that. I want to know where Frenzy is. I want to know if I have to worry if he's coming back."
"You make it sound like you don't want him to come back."
"It's not like I don't want him to, I do, I still love him, but Megatron and Inferno…"
"So you're worried about them. Tell her Ratbat. I have to go and get her something a little more classy. Maybe a nice low cut v-neck dress that barely makes it to her knees."
They watched her walk away.
"That's classy?"
Samantha was looking up at him.
"What does she mean? What's going on?"
He sighed then took her over to the couch and sat her down. He leaned back and took her in his arms holding her still.
"We can't find my brother. We've tried. Frenzy has left us. When Galvatron sold you into slavery, Frenzy became crazed and went looking for you. We lost contact with him years ago. We fear him dead. But if he was dead, his spark would have gone to the well. He's not there. Seaka can't find him. But we hope that with you back on Cybertron, he'll get word of it then come rushing back to you."
"I don't know if I could go back to him. I'm not pure anymore."
"I don't think that matters. He'll still love you. Why else would he still be looking?"
"Boredom?"
Ratbat nuzzled her then wrapped his cape around her again. She wanted to sleep. It was too much way too fast for her. She pulled up his cape then felt it between her fingers.
"Why are you wearing a cape? This is funny material."
"That's because those are my wings."
"Doesn't it hurt having them like this?"
"No. It's actually nice. They fan out on the floor when I stand."
"So you really are the Batman."
"Shut up."
(Watch The Batman. That's what Ratbat looks like. When he fought Phosphorous, once Firefly then got lots of power. The totally black Batman. That was an awesome suit. It screamed Ratbat.)
The others started coming in. They understood that Samantha didn't wish to rise. Lazerbeak walked in first.
"Hey, you're back."
"Yep. You look different."
"I know. Does it look good? I was thinking this color may be wrong for me."
"It looks very nice."
"Thanks. Oh, there's my boy, be right back."
She watched Lazerbeak leave.
"Lazerbeak has kids?"
"No, a lover."
"Who?"
"Who could keep up with its' vanity?"
"Do I want to know this?"
"It'll be fun. Just take a guess."
Samantha stopped and thought for a while.
"Swindle?"
"Oh gods no. Try again."
After sitting and thinking for a while she asked the most obvious question.
"Autobot or Decepticon?"
"Autobot."
"Really? Oh my god. Never thought Lazerbeak would go for an Autobot. I thought it always liked Megatron."
"Lazerbeak always liked the attention."
"Hmm, Bumblebee?"
"Nope."
"Don't tell me it's an old guy. Ironhide?"
Ratbat burst out laughing.
"If Lazerbeak heard you say that, you wouldn't be alive right now."
"Then who is it?"
"Try one more time."
"Sunstreaker."
"You're good at this."
She leaned her head back.
"I should have known. You guys really did take away the boundaries."
Ravage came next.
"Seaka saved you didn't she?"
"Yep. Love dat voman."
"Who are you here with?"
"No von. I came alone."
"That's not what it looks like to me brother."
Ravage turned around to see his partner looking around for him. He placed his head in his hand.
"So where are they Ravage? I bet you're a ladies man."
"Oh he is that. But that doesn't mean his mate's a female."
Samantha looked around the room.
"Another Autobot?"
Ratbat was about to open his mouth when it was clamped shut.
"Tell her anything and I svear I vill hurt you little brother."
"Ultra Magnus?"
Ravage stopped and turned to her.
"If I didn't love you so much, I'd be clawing your eyes out."
"I'm sorry."
She sank back into Ratbat. He tightened his grip on her.
"Don't worry, he's coming."
He spotted him and came running.
"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up in the lab, something decided to explode and I couldn't very well leave combustible materials around to combine and possibly destroy Cybertron."
He grabbed Ravage by the waist and held him closer. He looked down and seen Samantha.
"Hello little one. It's a pleasure seeing you again."
"Hey Perceptor. How have things been going?"
"Great. As you can see, I have the head of Cybertron security on my arm. Other then a sub atomic…"
He noticed he was starting to talk big again. Ravage was trying to get away from him.
"What's wrong?"
"I vant to take off my helmet and you're holding me too tight."
"Sorry."
Ravage reached up and pulled off the cat head. Underneath he looked just like every other transformer but with cat ears. Samantha pointed with her mouth open.
"He pulled his head off."
"It's a fighting helmet. My ladies don't want my face scarred."
"Ladies?"
"His Ladies of the Night."
Samantha looked at Ravage.
"What's that?"
"Basically honey, they are like the Geisha's of earth. They don't have sex, well, other then with Ravage."
"And you have no problem with that Perceptor?"
"No. I know he'll come back to me. It's nothing serious with those women."
Ravage turned and left in a little huff.
"Awe come on baby. I didn't mean to offend you."
Samantha watched them leave.
"Are they always like that?"
"Yep."
"It seems like Ravage is on the bottom."
"He is."
"What?"
"Yep. Buzzsaw and him went out drinking one night looking for an easy lay and Ravage had a little too much. Perceptor was there against his will. Some other former Autobots brought him. He heard Ravage and Buzzsaw talking about how Ravage should try a man out. Ravage joked about doing the next man he saw. So after Buzzsaw went to the dance floor, Perceptor took his chance. He took Ravage home and well, he wasn't about to bottom."
"But Perceptor seems like the universal bottom."
"And that's what made him top that night. They've never gone back since then."
"What about your mate?"
"Oh he's here. He's been over there by the energon smiling/glaring for a while now."
She looked and found him. She waved him over. He stood over them and looked down.
"Hi Swoop."
He nodded to her. Ratbat gave him a look.
"Come on Swoop, don't be like that. I have to do this."
"And why would that be?"
Ratbat moved her hair showing his bite mark. Swoop swayed but wasn't completely convinced. Ratbat got close to Samantha's ear.
"It's going to get cold."
He opened his wings and for an instant, Swoop could see she was almost naked.
"I-Swoop see now."
"Yes. I don't want her to freeze. I like her alive."
Swoop sat on the floor and was getting the back of ear scratched. Buzzsaw came in and stood tall over the others.
"So, where's your mate?"
"I have no need of such. My career is reaching its peak."
"That almost sounds like sex."
"Of course it would, to a sex crazed mech."
"Oh that's a good one Buzzsaw. Did it take you all night to think that up?"
"No. Fighting you little brother is all too easy. It's not a challenge anymore."
Buzzsaw turned his head and walked away.
"Snobby."
"He's been like that for a while. I think he's just upset because we all have someone and he doesn't."
"I thought you could read minds."
"He's learned to block me."
"Think I could learn to do that?"
He leaned over her again and got as close as possible.
"Not a chance. I know your body movements all too well. You can hide nothing from me."
Seaka came back with the clothes that Samantha was to wear. She then turned and got everyone's attention.
"Aright guys, party's over. Time to get going. Get some sleep and we'll see you at the trail tomorrow."
"What trail?"
"The new Optimus wants a "Trial by Fire" so we have to get this done quickly. Phoenix can't be on this plane for long. So get some sleep, and be ready for anything. This Optimus is a lot dirtier then the others."
Perceptor stood next to Ravage.
"From what I can remember, the original Optimus Prime was still an honour bound mech, so shouldn't it be possible to deduce that this Optimus is the same?"
"He's nothing like the original. He's a killer."
Perceptor looked down at Ravage. He should know. He got up close and personal to him.
"So, I-Swoop wants to know, do we all have to be there?"
"Only those that need to or want to. You all don't have to show up but Ratbat and Ravage have to."
"Then I-Swoop go to. No one gets to Ratbat without I-Swoops' say so."
"Awe honey I feel so loved."
They both reached over to give a nice heartfelt kiss. Samantha made a sound on Ratbats' chest.
"Blah."
He pulled away from Swoop and looked at her.
"What was that for?"
"Your accent, I couldn't help it. "I vant to suck your blood, blah." It's funny."
Ratbat looked at her then the rest of the room.
"I don't get it."
