Okay this may be a little weird, it doesn't have any of the major characters for a while, and I ahve to make some stuff up. And I myself am not even sure where this is going, so bear with me.

And of course, I do not own Oh! My Goddess, otherwise you would all bow to me.


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Chapter 1 - The Mirror Girl




Entering the College Club House where he made his home, Erich's senses were assaulted. The most obvious thing, was what he heard, his sempai had the stereo cranked probably to maximum, constantly repeated "Scum of the Earth", the hit by Rob Zombie. Turning his head to the living room, he quickly turned away to keep his eyesight intact. It was as he feared, his sempai and the other dorm-dwellers were having one of their make-out sessions with the girls from some club or another. He focused on the glweaming bronze brazier in the middle of the room, where several cigarettes lay, still smoking.

"Sempai," he called, "can't you guys do this someplace else?" Garik looked at him like one looks at the village idiot, "Erich!" the man bellowed, "we would have left long ago, had there been someone here to wait for deliveries!" Erich shook his head in dismay "And it falls to me as usual, right?"
"Of course it does! You never have fun at the clubs anyway!" The other guys took a quick break from their mass make out to chuckle at that, and resumed. Erich just gave up, "Fine, I'll stay, if it'll get you out of here so I can have peace!" Garik got up abruptly "That's my boy! Come on, fellow men! We leave now, for our fortress is safe!" They left so fast Erich had to wonder if they were just an illusion, but the floor of the room proved him wrong. Bottles, cans, bags, they were everywhere. An owl hooted outside the window, almost mockingly.

After cleaning up enough to sit down safely, Erich powered up his PS2. Not long into the clashing of 50-foot mecha, he noticed that his stomach and liver were mounting a joint offensive on his spleen. He paused and wandered to the kitchen, where the ticking of the clock was clear. The fridge, of course, was empty, except for booze and mustard. He grabbed a take-out menu in disgust, and began dialing. After several "Sorry, we're closed" messages, his dialing became frantic, until he got something different. This is what the phone said: "Hello, you have reached the Goddess Relief Agency. A representative is on her way now to deal with your case. In the meantime, here is some light music." He hung up quickly, when he found that this place's definition of "light music" was Livin' La Vida Yoda. Erich shook his head, *that was freaky* he thought, *might as well try somewhere else.* But when he picked up the phone another time, there was no dial tone. "What the hell?" angry, and still hungry, he sat back down to his game of Xenogears.

He didn't make it that far though, as fruit flys congregated around the ceiling light, a blue glow grew out of nothing in the dining room, then it concentrated itself on the mirror. In a dazzling burst of light and energy, a young woman stepped out of the mirror. She looked at Erich, and smiled sweetly, "Hello, my name is Jessica, Goddess First Class, I am here to grant your wish." Erich couldn't think of anything to do or say, mostly, because he fainted dead away on the spot.

Erich jumped from the couch with a start, partly because of the last thing he remembered, and partly because he didn't know how he got there. *Must've fell asleep* he thought. "Oh! You're awake!" Erich took a look towards the source of noise, and knew he hadn't been dreaming. There she stood, a young girl a little shorter than him. She had skin the color of chocolate, and eyes like emeralds. Those eyes, were just a little bit darker then her green hair, which with the shade it was, had to be natural. Erich sat up, dumbfounded, and the slender girl sat in the chair next to the couch. "Are you feeling better?" she looked at him intensely, making him a little nervous. "Gahhh..." was all he could spit out. "Let me introduce myself again Erich, I am Jessica, Goddess First Class, I have been sent in response to your call to grant you one wish." She finished off with a smile, "How do you know my name?"
"I am a Goddess, it is neccesary for me to know such things."
"OKaaay, so you're here to grant me one wish, anything at all? So if I were totally sadistic and wished for a worldwide Teletubbies marathon, it'd happen?" Jessica's eyes went wide, "Oh no, there are safeguards to prevent such wishes from being granted!" Erich couldn't help but chuckle, "don't worry, I was just kidding, but any wish at all huh..." Erich's mind raced, *This has to be a trick, sempai and his friends must be setting me up so when I make some stupid wish they can mock me even more.* A smirk crossed Erich's face, *I'll show them...*

Jessica looked at Erich, she could tell his mind was working hard, trying to come up with an appropriate wish. *Strange, * she thought, *most mortals always know what they want right away, even if it tends to be a lifetime supply of puding or some such.* At that point, Erich stood right up, "Got it!" Jessica stood up with him, "All right, then make your wish!" He overdramatically pointed at her and almost yelled "I wish I had someone as cute as you to be my girlfriend forever!" and promptly fell back onto the couch laughing his ass off. However, Jessica's head went straight back, and a beam of light shot from her forehead into the heavens, Erich screamed "Holy--" before the room exploded with heavenly music and angelic chanting of a sort:

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa

Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa

When the light and music faded, Jessica sat down next to Erich, who was still rather freaked out. Again she smiled, but in a different fashion than before, "Your wish has been granted Erich."
"fuh...fuh...fuh..."
"I have entered into a contract, and wil remain here as your girlfriend."
"fuh...fuh...fuh..."
She looked at him, then pressed her hard to his forehead and said a quick prayer, her hand glowed slightly and Erich shook out of his stupor. "Uhhh, are you serious? You're my girlfriend now?" Jessica nodded. "Oh man, then, this wasn't all a prank, which also means..." He was cut off by the sound of a Pantera remix of the Mission Impossible theme thumping it's way down the street, "Oh crap!"
"What is it Erich?"
"My sempai is back, and you're here without his permission which means that when he comes in," just because the universe likes playing silly buggers with poor guys like Erich, the door burst open, his sempai and company staring at him and Jessica, "we're in trouble..."
"ERICH! Who is this fine young lady who is in your company, against dorm rules I might add?" Erich gulped, "Oh, hey Garik, ummmm, I can explain this, I think..."
"What is there to explain, my young padawan? You are there sitting on the couch next to a young girl who is here in violation of the rules, boys, take care of this!" The rest of the guys moved in and picked up the two of them, carried them outside, put them down next to Erich's motorcycle, and dumped a heap of clothes on him. "We'll send the rest of your stuff when you have a new address!" And then they closed the door. Erich disentangled himself from the clothing, and started to mechanically pack the motorcycle. He shook his head, "Oh man, I don't know what to do, where am I going to find a place to stay at this time of year..." Jessica grabbed his arm and sat him back down for a moment, "I'm sorry Erich, this is my fault isn't it?" Erich shook his head, "No, I don't blame you. Garik is the one who came up with that stupid rule anyway. And right now I'm more worried about a place to stay..." Jessica brightened and embraced him, much to his surprise. "Oh good! I'm happy that you're not mad at me!" She let him go and they finished packing the mish-mash of clothing into the cycle, and Erich climbed on. "Ummm, is there something you can do with your clothes, they're a little out of place." He had a point, she was dressed in the same flowing robes she had been when she arrived. "Oh, if you think so," she clasped her hands together, and glowed dimly, her robes reformed into a pair of jeans, a long sleeved t-shirt, and a baseball cap. ",better Erich?" he nodded, and motioned to the seat behind him on the bike. She climbed on, he started the engine, and they went off into the night.


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Okay, i know it's a lot like the first part of OMG, but that'sthe idea. And if you're curious, the singing is the lyrics to One Winged Angel from FF7, and I don't own those either.