A/N: Aaaaaaaaaaaand, she's back for chapter two!

Disclaimer: I only own the plot… which I, uh, still haven't quite figured out…

Again, a list of fonts for you to understand who is talking.

James

Sirius

Remus

Peter

Arthur

FRANK

POTIONS CLASSROOM ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE CLASS STARTS…

So, what shall we do now that we are within hexing distance of both Snivelly and Malfoy?

I LIKE YOUR THINKING, POTTER

Ah ha! Frank good buddy. Would you like to participate in our dreadful behaviour?

DREADFUL BEHAVIOUR?

Long story.

Hello.

ARTHUR! How are you doing? Would you like to help us decide what hexes to use on the Slytherins?

Of course.

Can I help?

Peter? No.

But James...

He said no you rat.

SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Look!

Remus? So glad you could make it! Look at what?

The ceiling. Someone got to Snape and Malfoy before you.

EXCELLENT!

Yes, wonderful!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We should levitate some stuff up there to keep them company!

Outstanding idea, Black!

Can I help?

NO, Peter. NO!!!

You're going to get in trouble.

The professor isn't even in here.

What do we send up there?

Random classroom objects?

YES! THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

Random POINTY classroom objects!

YES! Ready… One… Two… Three!

You're in trouble.

"POTTER! BLACK! LONGBOTTOM! WEASLEY!"

The professor's here.

Yes. They're in trouble.

"DETENTION!!!!!!!!"

Curse those professors and their annoying way of coming into the classroom at just the wrong time!

Excellent idea!

DON'T DO IT, BLACK. I CAN'T GET ANOTHER DETENTION.

Humph.

You should really stop passing notes, especially if you don't want another detention.

TRUE. I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER.

See you Frank.

Later… Now what?

Now we pay attention.

Are you joking?

Well, I need to do well in potions this year. It's just you and Black… and, uh, Peter.

Peter's not here.

Yes he is.

As far as we're concerned, he isn't.

You know, I'm reading this?

Well, don't. We're talking about important things.

Anyway, how can I get Evans to agree?

Mate, I don't think you can. She's the only girl in the entirety of Hogwarts I've ever known not to EVER go on a date with ANYONE.

There's got to be something I can do.

Maybe if you were a straight O student…

Good idea. Leave me alone. I've got to pay attention to class so Evans will like me!

Me and my big mouth…

A/N: There we go. Chapter two aaaaaall done. If you liked it, review. If you didn't like it, review anyway. Just review,review, REVIEWWWWWW!!!!!
Detention Tally:
James - 1
Sirius - 1
Arthur - 1
Frank - 1