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New Tricks and New Schemes!
By Akaida Felin'jin
I sat in a cave not far from where I had last saw Frieza. But before Gohan attacked Frieza, I could have sworn I heard someone speak into his scouter. It was as if, there was someone on the other side! But it was most likely my imagination. It does that to me often.
I got up from the bed in Bulma's capsule home and went outside. I know it's dangerous, but hey I'm bored and when I'm bored I've been known to do some pretty crazy things. Heh, heh, heh! I even remember the time when I first gained Frieza's hatred through Captain Ginyu's bet. I still laugh even though Frieza kicked the living shit outta me.
FLASHBACK:
The ship was quiet and dim, as almost all of the soldiers slept for the big drill tomorrow. They had never been ready before so I thought "what the hell" I might as well play a trick on the Ginyu Force.
I had already stuck through the gate that separated the low levels to the Ginyus. All to do now was to sneak past Guldo, the watch. He always loses when it came to poker games, so I found out that he was always on watch. And I always stuck past him.
Some how I just knew this would happen. Just as I had found Guldo, asleep on the job as usual, I also find Recoom standing at the entrance practicing his poses. I tried their poses once, and found myself in the hospital because I had pulled the muscle in my rib out of place
I used a new attack of mine that I had gotten off on Arlia, and concentrated a little bit of my energy into a small ball of energy. Then ever so slowly I threw it down the hall and jumped up on the ceiling hanging to the fan as Recoom ran under me. Just before I got into the entrance, I heard my little bomb go off, and Recoom 'ooo'ing and 'ahh'ing as the colors bounced off the walls and shown towards me.
I walked down the hall and caught Ginyu going into his room as rounded the corner. I slowly tip-toed to Ginyus door and hit the door, before I jumped up and hung to the ceiling. Ginyu opened his door and looked out. I took this to be the perfect time to spring the trap. I fell on top of him and locked him in a hold, while I got my cream poured it on his face.
I ran off only to be caught by Burter of the Ginyu Force. He held me and said that I could do a little favor for him, because Frieza wouldn't let him have credit for Vegeta's beating. I agreed and he gave me some whipped cream, to squirt on Frieza's face.
I began my decent out of the Ginyu Force bay and continued my way to Frieza's quarters. The only way to get back at Frieza for hurting me, is to humiliate him in the worst way. I stopped to my quarters and picked up my video camera, just to savor the moment of Frieza's defeat and humiliation to the whole army and Frieza's father, and to make it worse. Try to blame it on Vegeta.
As I got to his door, I pressed in the code that Burter gave me to open it in emergencies. I slowly made my way to the bed and climbed on top. Man, for a short, little guy like Frieza, he sure has a big bed! I used Frieza nightstand to film all of this and set it down pressing record. I looked into the camera, and spoke in a whisper.
" I wish to behold this moment to Vegeta, for giving me this idea and blackmailing me into doing this. For without Vegeta, this wouldn't be done", I turned to Frieza and took out every piece of equipment I had for such and occasion.
A match and lighter, whoopee cushion, whipped cream, spring eye glasses, a feather, and last but no least, a marker to d some permanent damage to his Pride and Ego.
I uncovered him, and placed the match on one of his 3 toes. I got the whoopee cushion ready for Frieza to step on. Put the whipped cream in his hand, and started marking on his face, the most vile things I could think of. And finally I put the spring glasses on his face.
I decided to put a bonus on the bet and I grabbed the speaker, so very single soldier could hear, and I believe King Kold should be hear too. It was already 7:00.
I switched it on, lit the match on Frieza's foot, and tickled his nose. In about a second all HELL would break loose. I swiped the camera, and yelled into the microphone.
" ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE, WELL HEEEEEEERRREEE'S FRIEZA!", that had immediately woke him up, let alone the fire and whipped cream Frieza stared at the whipped cream, and , taken off guard, jumped around on his foot, from the flames of the match, shouting curses that even King Kold wouldn't say.
He ran out of the room when I made a sound like Vegeta slamming the door and running away snickering. Frieza ran towards the door and instead of going through the door hit the wall instead.
And I stared at this through the camera, letting everyone know what was happening, as Frieza did the Hurt Foot dance. I had finally fell from the ceiling and turned off the camera, hiding the memory. Frieza gave me the beating of my life that day, and he still hates my guts!
END FLASHBACK
I giggled at those fond memories. My musing were cut short when Krillin told me that Frieza was off to Guru's Place and that now would be that perfect time to strike. They told me that they were gone to fight the Ginyu Force while I sat still and waited for my wounds to heal, until Goku came with more Senzu beans.
For a moment I was confused but I decided not to dwell on it any more. I followed Krillin to where Goku was and went inside to find Vegeta looking at me like I was insane or something. I shrugged it off.
" Hey Neka, I found something! I think you better come look! I think it's the dragon balls!", I flew over to where Gohan stood and looked closely at the dirt-covered pile, of dragon balls. I knew that we needed a password to the dragon balls, so I told Gohan not try and summon the dragon.
" But! H-how do you know the dragon won't appear?", I stood angry with Gohan. How dare he say I'm wrong!
" Gohan! I know what I'm doing just be quiet and listen to me! I want no more talk from you about my orders! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"
"Y-YES MAMM!", Gohan said frightened and saluted to me.
I found Vegeta asleep, and while he slept, Krillin was teaching me 2 new powers: The Distructo Disc, and The Solar Flare. I couldn't wait! I truly hope that were able to defeat Frieza. Cause I REALLY don't want to mess with him after all the torment I put him through during my stay and Kold Palace! But that story is for another day! Right now I gotta concentrate, or else Krillins gonna slice me!
About 2 days had pasted and I still had no sign of Frieza. so Gohan made the ideas to try to find Dende, so he can summon the dragon.
" That's a great idea! I hope we can get there in time before dick head wakes up, or the sissy lizard! I really don't like sissy lizards!"(A/N: It's just as hard for me to write it as it is for you to read it. I like Frieza but my character doesn't!)
We gathered the dragon balls, I really don't know if we can get the dragon to appear, in time for us to make our wishes! I carried about 2 dragon balls and turned to find a certain Namekian Boy. He had finally come!
We set the dragon balls down and made about 2 wishes, until the Elder kicked the bucket! DAMN! I was about to make my wish before the elder died. Vegeta had arrived and joined in on the fun. I really wish that Frieza would kill him.
Frieza had finally showed his face, when Vegeta was about to strike me. I turned around and my eyes turned to sudden horror. This just might be the end! I turned around fully and got into a fighting stance, ready to try and kill Frieza!
Frieza noticed me and scowled." So you finally joined the Sayain Squad have you? Well, it's going to be the last choice you ever make! I am going to transform to show you that no one makes a fool out of me and gets away with it!", I pretended to yawn, Frieza was getting pretty predictable.
" Yeah well, I just hope you don't lose you head over it, if we accidently squish you!", I charged forward at Frieza, and attempted to punch him , but he dodged and with out warning, kneed me in the stomach. The pressure forced the air out of my lungs and I wasn't able to breath for a bit.
" How does it feel to be beaten by a Superior like me huh? Painful isn't it!", He kicked me in the side towards the wall and began to transform. When I saw him in his second form I practicaly choked on my own spit!
He was actually taller than all of us! I couldn't believe it! But I wasn't going to back down now! I was too deep now to try and dig myself out!
Iknow it'sa little short but it was the best I could come up with in one day! I hope to see many reviews! I need atleast 3 more reviews on this chapter! Thank you!
