Chi-Chi arrived at Math thirty minutes in due to her training. Mr. Marsh, a Swampert and the Math teacher, already knew this and didn't get after her. "You're late, kid. Sit your butt down." That wasn't Mr. Marsh's voice. It was a dull, boring voice.

It wasn't Mr. Marsh. It was the most anger-inducing substitute teacher ever: Mr. Lots, the Latios. Legends say that he's so boring, that when he gets pissed off, he sounds even more boring than usual. Everyone hated him, even the other teachers, thus why he wasn't the replacement often. However, most of the substitutes quit out of boredom, so basically, Happy Boring-Ass-Teacher Day! "Sit down please." Mr. Lots didn't look up from the papers that he was grading.

"Coach Tate allows me to take thirty minutes out of math to train, sir." Chi-Chi hadn't been in that room for a minute and she was already getting irritated by the Latios in front of her.

Mr. Lots yawned and stared at Chi-Chi. He gave her an uninterested sigh before talking. "Whatever. Sit down or I'll call your parents." Parents? What the fuck? YOU DON'T CALL PARENTS IN COLLEGE, BITCH! Chi-Chi could feel anger and disbelief radiating off of her. Still, she sat down, not wanting to talk to Mr. Lots anymore. (Unless you counted insults.) Chi-Chi chose to sit in one of the back seats. She really wasn't in the mood for dealing with idiots. Speaking of idiots…

5 hours later…

Back at the girls' place, the lesbians were preparing for an annual party. They promised to "This party is gonna be totally FUCKED!" Scarlet grinned as she brought out some drugs from the kitchen. She had put some in her pussy fur, you know, just in case. Slushy was decorating, spraying the walls and ceiling with silly string. The other lesbian squad members, Midnight, a Gengar, and Daisy, a shiny Floette, were baking some cookies. (And it was no doubt that they had drugs in them.) Chi-Chi, however, wanted nothing to do with the party and decided to read a book until the guests came. But until then, just peace and quiet.


Chi-Chi was amazed (and terrified) of the party happening before her eyes. It was a fucking madhouse. The usually neat kitchen and living room were trashed. There was a sickening smell emitting from the bathroom, possibly a combination of blood, saliva, and… piss? Chi-Chi also heard moaning and cries. She guessed it was a Gengar, and maybe a Dragonite? She didn't want to fucking know.

Someone was chugging the grape soda, and some idiot was doing the fire challenge. In the living room, rap music was blasting. It was giving Chi-Chi a headache even though she was over fifteen feet away. In the corner, she could see Scarlet and Slushy smashing their pussies against each other. Those lucky bitches! Thank Arceus that she locked her bedroom door. She didn't want anyone having sex on her bed. A loud scream came from another bedroom. 'What the hell?!' Chi-Chi ran over to investigate.

Upon further inspection, it was just bunch of idiots stabbing at each other with broken beer bottles. There was a Darkrai in there, too. It was putting others to sleep and fucking them afterwards. 'I'm out.' Chi-Chi escaped before she was seen. Damn, this party was fucked up. Chi-Chi had wished that she didn't have to see all that she saw. It was okay, though. She would go into her room, get some sleep, wake up, and tell her roommates that she slept through the whole party. When she arrived at her bedroom door, there was a Swirlix blocking it. It was asleep. Chi-Chi didn't know what to do. So, she nudged its head with her foot. It's eyes fluttered open, and it looked surprised to see Chi-Chi. It spoke in a small, squeaky voice. "Oh! I-I'm sorry! I'll move!" It was about to leave.

Chi-Chi felt weird. An uncomfortable, wrong feeling. She felt the need to talk to this Swirlix. "Hey, wait!" It stopped and turned around to see Chi-Chi.

"Um…Yes?" Its eyes darted back and forth as if expecting someone to attack it. Chi-Chi stepped towards the Swirlix.

"C-Can I know your name? You seem nice." Chi-Chi felt nervous all of a sudden. It was as if a new feeling was consuming her. It felt…relaxing.

"I'm Velvet…" The Swirlix was slowly beginning to warm up to Chi-Chi, and she wanted that.

However, as soon as Velvet began to get comfortable, she was nervous again. Chi-Chi began daydreaming. 'Velvet… That's a pretty name. And oh, Arceus does she look good… Fuck.' That's when Chi-Chi realized what had happened to her. She was turning lesbian. It was bound to happen at one point. Honestly, it wasn't much of a surprise. It was either this, a threesome with Slushy and Scarlet, or getting raped by an Ivysaur. And Chi-Chi would obviously prefer being gay to having sex. Velvet cleared her throat. "Y-you didn't tell me your name…"

Chi-Chi broke from her trance and blushed. Luckily, the hallway was dark near her room, and Velvet didn't see. "I'm Chi-Chi."

Velvet smiled a little bit. "That's a pretty name." Chi-Chi's blush deepened. 'I'm glad it's dark around here.'

"Thanks. You too." Chi-Chi smiled. Her happiness was cut short when a gruff voice called from the kitchen.

"Velvet! The Squad is leaving!" Velvet rolled her eyes and started making her way to her friends.

She smiled at Chi-Chi once again. "See you later, Chi-Chi." With that, the Swirlix left, leaving Chi-Chi staring dreamily at where she previously stood. 'I have to see her again…' Chi-Chi heard faint snickering from behind the bathroom door next to her. Suddenly, it dawned on her.

She was being listened to. "Who's there?" Chi-Chi faced the bathroom. The doorknob turned, revealing Midnight and a short Dragonite. 'What a surprise.'

Midnight spoke. "Okay, we were eavesdropping. We had just finished having sex and decided to listen in on the conversation. Who were you talking to?" The Gengar smirked, knowing very well where this was going.

"I'll tell you, but first, tell me who that is." Chi-Chi gestured towards the Dragonite.

"This is Alex, and she will be joining our Squad." Midnight winked at Alex, who waved at Chi-Chi. Of course, Midnight wouldn't be so kind as to fucking ask before moving some stranger in with them. "Now, tell me who you were talking to."

Chi-Chi groaned. "It was a Swirlix…" Chi-Chi was interrupted by a squeal from Midnight, who gestured for Chi-Chi to go on. "…She was blocking the door, so I told her to get up, and we talked for a while. And… I might have a crush on her." Midnight gave a loud, ear-splitting squeal and ran out of sight, Alex following. 'And now for the whole Squad to find out… Fuck.'