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When we last left off, Leo was going to pick up Aurico, Rocky was about to bury the body of his lady friend, and the rangers had just met King Tommy. So let's pick up with Leo and Aurico.

Location: Somewhere in space

Leo and Aurico were on Leo's Jet Jammer. But instead of heading to the Moon at a high speed, they were stuck in traffic.

"Dammit! If I had just left you on that damn water planet, iwould be to Earth by now!" Leo said

"Well sorry! I just really needed a ride." Aurico said from his position on the back of the Jet Jammer.

"Don't you have spaceships on Aquitar?"

"We did until Tideus sold them to the Triforians."

"Weren't you guys close to going to war with Triforia?"

"Yeah. The only reason we didn't was because we knew we would lose. I mean, we didn't have any ships for Pete's sake!"

"Wow. So didn't Tideus feel some backlash for doing that?"

"Nope. King Billy had it covered up."

"King Billy? As in Billy the first blue ranger?"

Yeah he forced us into making him king of the planet. He claimed that if we didn't do it he would turn the planets atmoshpere like Earth's."

"What's so wrong with that?"

"Unlike you you mammal people, we need a wet enviroment to live."

"I see." Leo then stood up to see how many ships were ahead of them. "Looks like were going to be here a while."

Location: NASADA

"Greetings rangers. As I'm sure you already know, I'm King Tommy Oliver." Tommy said.

"Yeah me know who are. But why are we here?" Wes asked

"I'm sure your wondering why your here, so let me explain. We need you to all go to the moon" Tommy said.

"Cool" the other rangers said in unison.

"Good, then we can head out." Tommy said

"Wait a sec, wasn't there another Red Ranger on Earth?" Andross asked

"Yeah. I contacted him, but I guess he couldn't make it." Tommy said sadly. "Oh well. We better head out."

"Wait, do you here that?" Cole said to the sounds of a motorcycle.

Tommy then began coughing very very loudly to try and cover the sound.

"Are you all right Tommy? Do you need some water?" Andross asked

Tommy simply coughed louder and louder, until Cole ran outside with the others right behind him. "Dammit!" Tommy then followed them.

Outside, a man on a motorcycle pulled up. He then removed his helmet to reveal that it was Jason.

"You guys weren't going to do this without me were you?" Jason asked

"That was the plan..." Tommy muttered.

Jason then approached Cole. "You must be the new guy."

Cole franticlly wiped the sweat from his hand and offered it to Jason for a handshake. Jason simply laughed and continued walking down the line of rangers that had formed for some reason. Apparently they thought it was a military review. He made a note challenge all of these men to a fight to prove his dominance later on He then saw Tommy.

"You didn't think I would..." Jason was cut off by Tommy

"Who the hell told you about this? It was that damn Zack wasn't it?"

"What do you mean? Didn't you say you contacted him?" Cole asked

"No, I was refering to Rocky." Tommy then sighed. "I guess you can come along. But we better go. I have a hair appointment at 5."

Location: The Moon

The five Beetleborg generals were standing in front of a bunch of cogs. Venjinx is standing at the podium.

"Soon my brothers, with this zord, we will rebuild the Machine Empire and avenge our wonderful leader King Mondo!" The cogs yelled in agreement.

"And not only will we avenge him, but his annoying wife too! And his fruity son with the hot wife that I had an affair with once. And the one with the accent and the little guy he used like a mace. And last but not least, we must avenge that fat little whiny brat, for he was the true spirit of the Empire."

Location: Astro Megaship Mark II

"I just got off the phone with Leo and Aurico. There stuck in traffic, but they should they be here in time for our big fight scene." Andross said

"You know guys, being around all you other Reds makes me wanna organize another team up with all the blues. In fact, when I get back home, I'm gonna call Justin to help me put it together." TJ said happily. Everyone stared at him before laughing out loud.

"Oh my God! Can you imagine that?" Wes said threw his laughter

"Aw man! Who would be the leader, TJ?" Tommy asked

"Better yet, Justin!" Adross said

"No, Billy!" Tommy said

"No no no! The greatest blue ranger of all time, Rocky!" Jason said. At this, all the rangers(save for TJ) began laughing even harder.

"Okay guys, let's get serious." Tommy said as he wiped a tear from his eye. "This is a video of hte Machine Empire on the moon."

"Looks like they're digging something." Eric said.

"Wow, you think?" TJ said. He was still a little salty from them laughing at his idea.

"What's on the moon that they want?" Wes asked

"Serpentira." Jason said as he popped a piece of gum in his mouth.

"Yep. It was Lord Zedd's personal zord, and now they're digging it up." Tommy said.

"If the Machine Empire(chew chew chew) get's thier hands(chew chew chew chew chew chew) on Serpentira(chew chew swallow chew chew chew) they'll have more than enough power(chew chew chew chew chew smack chew blows a bubble chew chew chew chew chew) to destroy Earth. Wow, I need to buy this gum more often."

"Then we must stop them!" Cole said.

Location: a random secluded field in Angel Grove

Rocky has on a pair of dirty overalls and is digging a very deep hole.

"I've been digging up a graaaaave, for some chick I killed." Rocky sung to the tune of 'Working on te railroad'. Just then, the "dead" woman woke up.

"Ugh, where am I?" she said.

"Oh crap." Rocky said. He then quickly beat the woman about the head with his shovel. In the process, the shovel broke.

"Double crap. I didn't get to finsih the hole. Oh well, I better find another way to dispose of the body." Rocky said as he tossed the woman into his truck.

Location: The Moon

"General Venjinx, the horses have been fed and the zord is ready." one of the generals told Venjinx

"Excellant!"

"About those horses general, why do have them?" Steelon asked.

"Yeah, I mean were genreals in the Machine Empire; shouldn't we have machine horses?" Gerrok added.

"We would, but ever since those Zeo rangers killed Mondo, we've suffered alot of budget cuts." Venjinx explained. The others nodded. Just then, sparks went off near a doorway. The Red Rangers then entered.

"See? Told you my spark grenede would get thier attention." Wes said to Eric.

"You know" Jason said as he threw his jacket to the ground "if you really miss Mondo so much, we can help you join him"

"How cheesy is that?" Tommy muttered under his breathe

"We're not going to let you dring back Serpentira!" Cole damn near screamed.

"You do realize that's my ear your screaming into right?" Jason said.

"Cogs, destroy them!" an army of cogs then appeared.

"All right guys, 100 dollar bet on who's gonna beat the most Cogs, anyway up?" Tommy asked as all the other rangers. All of them then pulled out money and and gave it to TJ. He then gave the money to Venjinx.

"Hold this for us?" TJ asked. Venjinx shrugged and put the money aside.

"All right let's do it guys! HA!" everyone then toke fighting stances after Tommy's words.

A/N: All right folks I think I'll end this one right here.