SG : Bonjour et voici mes nouveaux amis!

Link : Cut the French crap, splitz-girl!

SG: Shut up. In case you didn't know, French is the language of love!

Marth : Oooh, is there a special someone you're not telling us about?

SG: Shut up! hits Marth with um… her… dog

Marth: passes out

SG: ok, since Marth is unconscious on the floor, Link, you get to do the disclaimer.

Link: YAY! Splitz-Girl does not own any of the following characters. But I dunno about her dog… nah…

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Link sat down outside in his swimming trunks. He sighed. His sword was gone, his shield was gone, what was he going to fight with now? Well, he still had his arrows, bombs, a crappy boomerang and a hookshot(thanks Dampé), but those were just side weapons.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Marth came running.

"Link! Oh, man! I'm so stupid! I'm so sorry Link!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Link.

"Well…" Marth hesitated to speak. "… um…"

Marth sighed as tears leaked from his eyes.

"Link, I'm really sorry. I was taking your sword to polish but suddenly this thing tackled me! I got cut by your sword, fell down and the thing took your sword! Man! Link, I'm so sorry!" Marth punched the table in frustration but let out a yelp when he realised he had used the hand that got cut.

Link looked around. Nobody seemed to be paying attention.

"Marth, I forgive you. But I need to tell you something."

Marth looked up and wiped away his tears with his other hand.

Link leaned closer to Marth and whispered.

"Look, somebody's blackmailing me. Somebody stole my box! They've been sending me notes. If I don't obey them they'll reveal what's in the box to everybody! They told me to break my shield and give you my sword. They probably knew that you'd be blinded by pride so they could take the sword easily."

Marth punched himself.

"Dammit! I'm such an idiot!"

Link had to restrain Marth from continuing to hurt himself.

"Marth, just DON'T tell anyone."

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Link lay asleep in his bed dreaming about Zelda and apple pie.

There was Zelda, wearing a skirt that barely touched her thighs. Her tank top was small and skimpy.

"Oh, Link…" She said in a beautiful Siren voice. "I have a surprise for you, Link…"

She turned a way, with a seducing smile.

Link was lost in a daze. Looking at the beauty before him.

It was hot, Link was sweating.

"Oh, Link…" repeated Zelda.

She turned around and in her hands was a hot, freshly baked apple pie.

Link drooled. It smelled so good. He could almost taste the scent. His temptations were intense.

Zelda took out a knife and cut a big piece of apple pie. Without even putting it on a plate, she handed him the piece.

Link took the pie into his hands and brought it to his mouth and was about to take a bite…

Suddenly, there was a loud scream.

Link quickly snapped away from dreamland and ran into the hall.

Marth's door was open and Zelda could be heard letting out small whimpers inside. There were tired people leaving their rooms to see what all the commotion was about.

Link rushed to the room. It smelled like metal, like blood… What he saw brought tears to his eyes.

Marth was lying in bed. He had been viciously slashed, and there was blood coming out the side of his head. Blood was gushing from his wounds. His arm was soaking in blood and had been thrown into a strange position.

Zelda ran to Link and fell into his arms, crying. Her silk night gown was stained with tears.

"I-I heard a n-noise and came t-to see what was g-going on, a-and I-I s-saw this!"

Zelda sobbed, tears pouring into Link's shirt.

Tears of Link's own softly fell on to Zelda's golden hair.

Roy suddenly came running in with Captain Falcon, Fox, Falco, Mario and Luigi.

"Oh, thank goodness! You found him!" said Roy, panting. "I couldn't sleep and I heard Marth calling for help! I tried to get in but the door was locked, so I went for help!"

Doctor Mario took a look at Marth.

"He's not dead." He said in an excited whisper. "He's not dead! He's alive!"

Link looked up.

"He's alive?"

"Yes," replied Doctor Mario, "But he will need immediate treatment."

Suddenly, Master Hand came in.

"What the hell is goi-"

Master Hand looked at Marth and fainted.

"Wow," said Falco. "Even Zelda didn't faint."

"Hey," said Fox. "The window's open!"

"You are-a right-a!" said Mario.

Link suddenly noticed something. An envelope. He quickly grabbed it.

Link sniffed.

"I think I need to be alone."

Link walked back to his room and tore open the envelope.

I tOlD yOu NoT tO

tElL aNyOnE

tHiS iS a SeCrEt

MaRtH gOt WhAt He GoT

bEcAuSe Of YoU

dOn'T lEt OtHeRs pAy

FoR yOuR mIsTaKe

AnD bElIeVe Me

ThAt WaS jUsT a WaRnInG

Link shook.

Marth got hurt because of him.

His best friend paid for his mistake.

But he didn't deserve it…

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It wasn't Roy, if what he said was true. And Roy would never lie.

And Fox noticed the window was open, he could be trying to draw the blame away from himself.

Link continued to think.

Why was it always him?

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Author's notes: Sorry, my comp froze up for a few days. I hope you liked this!