Okay, I made this chapter only because CreCra thought there was going to be another chapter. Appearently she thought there was going to be another chapter and didn't see the fact that this story was labeled 'complete'. I mean no offense to her, in fact I wrote this chapter because of her. Why? Because I HATE disapointing my readers even if it's just one.
Yes, like I said once in Lost and Stupid, I take this crap seriously. VERY seriously. Besides, I had fun writting this chapter! Thanks CreCra!
Warning: Minor corse language in this chapter.
Toon Link sat in his room. He was working on an excellent plan he had. Right now, he was trying to get the freaking mistletoe off the fishing rod. He had a fishing rod of his own, but it wasn't as good as this one.
"Hey TL. I got Red's Good Rod just like you told me to." Ness said as he came in. He looked at Toon Link. "Are you still trying to get that thing off?"
"Yes because I can't cut it off cause the hook is still tied on here!" Toon Link said. Ness pointed his finger at the knot which came loose. Toon Link stared at Ness.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" He said.
"PSI. Duh." Ness said. Toon Link hit him with the fishing rod.
"What was that for?" Ness said.
"For looking better than me. Now come on, it's almost dinner!" Toon Link said and ran out of the room with Ness following.
Ness wondered why he was friends with him but remembered he was exactly the same.
"Toon Link this plan is stupid." Ness said as he looked down from the large beam they were on.
"Ah, come on! What's funnier than stealing someone else food like this?" Toon Link said as he watched the smashers eat below him.
"Why would we even steal their food? Everybody gets pretty angry around here if you even touch their freaking water bottle!" Ness said.
"Your point? We piss people off all the time."
"Point taken."
"Let's take Lucas's first." Toon Link said and ran down the beam, while still being quiet.
Lucas was just eating his ham sandwich peacefully when he felt something tickle his neck. He turned around but saw no one. When he turned back to his sandwich, it was gone. He pouted.
"Haha! Success!" Toon Link said as he reeled in his catch. "Hey, let's just randomly drop on someone's plate!"
"Not a bad idea. Whose plate do we drop it on?" Ness said.
"Hm… Fox's!" Toon Link said.
The two immaturely ran over to the beam above Fox.
He was sitting next to Wolf and Falco, but that was it. He was about to eat his roast beef when a sandwich landed on his plate from out of nowhere.
"What the hell?" Wolf said.
"Awesome! Free sandwich!" Fox said and ate the sandwich. Falco gagged.
Ness and Toon Link were laughing and started looking for their next target. Marth was sitting with Ike, as Link and Roy weren't there yet. The prince was a seat away from the mercenary though.
"Want to put Marth's eggroll on Ike's plate?" Ness said. Toon Link nodded.
He lowered his hook as Ness tickled Marth and Ike with the feather (which came from Pit, guess why) he had on the end of his line. While Marth and Ike were distracted, Toon Link snagged Marth's eggroll and moved it to Ike's plate. Marth looked back at his plate and saw that his eggroll was gone. Ike looked at his plate and saw an eggroll on top of his chicken.
"Hey thanks Marth." Ike said. Marth snatched the eggroll.
"I don't know how it got there, but I didn't give you my eggroll." Marth said.
"You know you could've just left it there, just to be nice. Oh wait that wouldn't be like you cause you're always a prick." Ike said. Marth glared at Ike but said nothing.
To be honest that hurt his feelings a bit.
"Okay that was semi-funny but- what are you doing." Ness said as he watched Toon Link trying to get Marth's tiara with the hook.
"You'll be killed! Don't do it!" Ness said.
"Shut up, I got dis." TL said. He successfully hooked the tiara, and Ness cringed when Toon Link yanked the pole. However, the motion was so quick and, graceful, that Marth didn't even notice. Toon Link caught the tiara in his hand.
"DUDE. I'm more impressed than you were when I undid that knot." Ness said.
"It takes practice, and extreme luck." Toon Link said, a little amazed himself.
"What are you going to do with it?" Ness said.
"I don't know… Put it on Zelda?"
"Dude that's genius. Here she comes now!"
"Quick! Use your PSI!" Toon Link said. Ness used his psychic powers and gently, yet a little clumsily, put the tiara on Zelda.
"I wonder what'll happen. Marth has a crush on Zelda but he gets really pissed if you touch his tiara." Ness said. Link and Zelda sat in front of Marth and Ike, with Link giving Marth a glare and Marth returning it. But the prince stopped, however, when he noticed his crown on top of Zelda. Marth felt the top of his head, there was nothing there.
"Uh…" Marth wasn't sure what to say.
"Something wrong?" Zelda asked.
"Where's your girly tiara?" Link said. Marth would have slapped him if Zelda wasn't there.
"For last time Link. IT'S A CROWN." Marth snapped.
"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. But seriously, where is it?" Link said. Marth simply pointed to Zelda. Link looked at Zelda and saw the tiara on her head.
"Zelda? Why?" Link said taking the tiara off.
"Uh, I don't even know how that got there." Zelda said. Marth snatched his tiara from Link.
"First my eggroll ends up on Ike's plate, and now my crown ends up on Zelda's head. What's next? Gah!" he exclaimed when Ike's headband landed on his head.
"Hey!" Ike said and took his headband.
"Is there a ghost or something around here?" Link wondered.
"It's probably the ghost of Pit coming to haunt you guys." Roy, who just sat next to Marth, said.
"We didn't kill him, although he did revert to trophy form." Link said.
"He's lucky he did. Otherwise I would have killed him." Marth said.
"What's so bad about it? Because of him, you got to kiss Samus!" Roy said.
Toon Link and Ness lost interest in them and were currently messing with Olimar. The poor spaceman was running away from a seemingly 'flying' white pikmin.
"Hahaha! Hey, I just had an awesome idea!" Ness exclaimed, yet not so loud that everyone would notice them. Toon Link yanked the pole a certain way so that the pikmin fell off.
"What is it?" he asked.
"We should try to take Meta Knight's mask off!"
"DUDE. You are a genius!" The two ran over to the beam above Meta Knight like retards.
"There he is! If you can take Marth's tiara off without him noticing, then you can so take off Meta Knight's mask." Ness said. Toon Link slowly lowered the line while Meta Knight sat quietly at his seat. The knight never ate in front of anyone, ever. As to why he even came to dinner, no one knows. The line stopped right in front of the strap to Meta Knight's mask.
"Watch out for his wings." Ness warned.
"Relax; he has them wrapped around him." Toon Link said.
"Wait, this is stupid. No matter what Meta Knight is going to notice his mask coming off." Ness said.
"Which is why, if I just give it a firm yank, the mask should unhook and go flying across the room. That'll give us a split second to see his face." Toon Link said. He successfully hooked the metal latch on the mask's strap, and with one firm yank…
SMACK!
Meta Knight went flying across the room and slammed right into a wall next to Bowser and Ganondorf. The two laughed at the knight as he slid down the wall and fell on the floor, his eyes nothing but yellow swirls.
"Dude, what did you just do?!" Ness exclaimed in a whisper, as the cafeteria had fallen silent.
"Screwed us, that's what!" Toon Link exclaimed in a whisper as well.
"You're the one who slung him across the room!"
"You're the one who came up with the idea!"
"Okay look, if we just lie low no one will notice us." Ness and Toon Link crouched down so that no one saw them.
"What the heck just happened?!" Link said.
"Okay, this is freakish. First, my eggroll ends up on Ike's plate, next, my crown somehow got on Zelda's head, then Ike's headband gets on my head, and now Meta Knight is thrown across the room!" Marth exclaimed. With the lunchroom silent, everyone heard him.
"Hey my sandwich suddenly disappeared when I was looking away!" Lucas exclaimed.
"I guess Lucas's sandwich fell from nowhere and landed on my plate." Fox said.
"OH MY GOSH. Ghosts are haunting the mansion!" Nana shouted.
"Where there's ghosts, I'm there to kill them!" Luigi exclaimed, jumping on a table and pulling out a vacuum thing.
"Aren't ghosts already dead?" Fox asked stupidly. Luigi facepalmed.
"Really? Well then I'm here to catch them."
"Hurry up and catch them then!" Peach shouted.
"Are they serious?" Ness whispered to Toon Link while still crouching. Toon Link shrugged.
"Someone needs to cut off the lights. That way we can see the ghost." Luigi said. Bowser cut off the lights. Everything was black and nobody could see anything.
"Dude, while they're being idiots, let's screw with 'em." Toon Link said, putting on night vision goggles he had in his hat. He gave a pair to Ness. The two looked down at everybody, no one was moving as Luigi shined his flashlight around.
"Where are you, ghost?" he said. Toon Link smiled and pulled out a bomb.
"I'll drop this on 'em!" he said.
"Wait don't! They'll-" but Toon Link had already dropped the bomb. It didn't hit anyone but as soon as it exploded Luigi shined his light on it.
Everyone recognized the cartoony explosion.
Bowser cut the lights back on and everyone looked up. With the sudden light, the night vision goggles blinded the toon.
"AH! MY EYES!" Toon Link exclaimed and almost fell off the beam if it weren't for Ness. Ness was smart enough to have taken off his goggles when he knew what was coming. He held on to Toon Link's foot and smiled nervously at everyone.
"TOON LINK!" Link yelled. Toon Link took off his goggles and blinked. After that, he threw them at Link hard.
"OW!" Link said and was knocked out.
"Try and catch us now! Suckers!" Toon Link said as Ness pulled him back up. The only smashers that could fly up there were Pit and Meta Knight. But both were currently unavailable at the moment.
"Charizard! Go!" Red exclaimed and sent out the dragon beast.
"Fly up there and kill those two!" the trainer commanded and Charizard obeyed. The dragon flew up high, and made its way to the beam.
"Crap! What do we do?!" Ness said and started panicking. Toon Link didn't panic at all threw a bomb at Charizard. The dragon fell and landed harshly, swirls in its eyes.
Charizard fainted!
Red returned the pokemon to its pokeball.
"Haha! Try and get me now losers! I got unlimited arrows and bombs!" Toon Link exclaimed and did a little dance.
"Link! Fire an arrow at- oh right." Marth said, looking at the unconscious Link. Yoshi tried to throw an egg at them but it didn't even go halfway up to them and instead hit Mario in the face.
"Nice aim." Mario commented sarcastically.
Fox and Falco were trying to shoot them but Ness's PSI magnet absorbed the blasts. King Dedede chucked a Waddle Dee at them, but the poor thing faceplanted into the bottom of the beam.
"Alright I've had enough of this." Samus said and left.
Pikachu got right below the beam they were on and summoned a Thunder. The cloud in which the electricity would come from only appeared halfway up to the beam though, causing everyone around Pikachu to be slung away. Lucas tried to use PK thunder to reach them but Ness stopped it with a PK thunder of his own. Everyone was trying some way to reach them but mostly ended up falling, hurting someone else, and just plain failing.
"This is boring." Ness said, looking at everyone failing to get to them.
"Yeah, let's go." Toon Link said. The two stood there for a while.
"How do we get down? Heck, how did we get up here?" Ness said.
"I, don't know." Toon Link said.
"HEY DORKS!" Everyone, including Toon Link and Ness, looked at Samus who stood in the doorway. Toon Link and Ness gasped when they saw the golden glow are around her. Lucas ran out of the room.
"Oh please tell me you can absorb that." Toon Link said.
"Nope, only Pit's shield can reflect it." Ness said.
"Try and dodge this!" Samus said and fired a Zero cannon.
"Hey she's right, that attack is so slow we can just run!" Ness said. Actually, they just walked out of the way of the Zero cannon. Toon Link stuck out his tongue at Samus. Samus cursed at them as her armor fell off.
"Haha! ~No one can hit us! No one can hit us!~" Toon Link said in a singsong voice and danced around.
"PK… STARSTORM!"
Toon Link stopped upon hearing Lucas's voice.
"Naw, shit." He cursed.
Meteors of PK power fell everywhere, hitting Toon Link and Ness causing the two to fall off the beam. They faceplanted on the floor. Toon Link looked up at Lucas who was smirking at them from the top of a table.
"I hate you…" Toon Link said. Lucas flipped him off. The kid was really mad about his sandwich.
"You did good, Lucas. You burned some of us, but you did good." Mario said and patted Lucas's back. After that he popped his knuckles and looked at the two burnt kids.
"I just want to say, THIS WAS TOON LINK'S IDEA." Ness shouted while still lying on his stomach.
"I don't give a f#%& whose idea it was, my hair is ruined, and soon your life will be." Marth said, very harshly. The two kids gulped.
"KILL 'EM!" Bowser yelled. Toon Link and Ness ran in pain as all of the smashers chased them out of the lunchroom. All except for Pit, for obvious reasons, Link and Meta Knight, who were unconscious, and Ike, who was peacefully eating the rest of his chicken.
THE END
WELP, THAT'S THE END OF THIS UNESSESSARY CHAPTER.
I think TL and Ness said 'dude' too much. Meh.
Also, special thanks to Sora of the Sky and Guest! Sora's review was great and I thank that Guest for his/her comment. So, thanks!
And... That's all I have to say. Goodbye!
