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I burst into the main houses kitchen dramatically, where I was sure Mikoto-san would be.

I found her making onigiri over in the cooking area were she was working diligently over her, top of the line oven which she treated with the utmost care.

"Mikoto-san" I panted.

She looked up at me with one of her all-knowing motherly expressions "whatever it is Sakura-Chan it can wait till after dinner, help me would you" she questioned cocking her head to the side her raven hair forming a curtain around her ivory complexion.

Well it wasn't as if I had a choice, so I grudgingly helped prepare dinner for the very bastards that put me in this position remind me to poison their food.

Oh crap that meant mister-I'm-Itachi-I-have-a-pole-rammed-up-my-ass was going to be attending he was after all Mikoto-san's son and she'd be furious if he didn't come and not even Itachi Uchiha is immune to his mothers wrath he'd be dead if he was late.

I only have one word for how this dinner is going to go 'awkward' not that he puts any input into the conversation anyway and if we're oh so lucky to be graced with a response its always 'Hn' guess Sasuke-Baka had to learn how to be an ass from some where, and that's another mystery solved by Sakura Haruno the not so ace detective.

Anyway losing my train of thought here,

"Yeah right a ticket on the crazy train" my inner chanted I skilfully ignored her existence.

"What you'd have to be crazy not to want to jump his bones he's ssooooooo fffiiiiiiinnnnnneee" it was now my turn to chant, ignore her ignore her; I repeated mentally suppressing the urge to kill.

Wait would that be considered suicide.

"Yes, yes it would" my inner replied.

Damn, a girl can hope can't she.


MEANWHILE WITH ITACHI


"AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!" yelled a very confused and frustrated Uchiha.

"Shisui I need to handle the situation with the utmost care" Itachi reasoned. "If I am careless and break her heart then not only will the entire of rookie nine be after me but so will Kakashi and my ….. Mother" he explained with a shudder at the last name.

"I think that's the longest sentence you ever said" Shisui teased.

"But seriously she's like your perfect match" he whined.

"She's violent" he said listing the reasons on his fingers, "intelligent, brave, loyal, beautiful, strong not to mention she can stomach us Uchiha's and your little brother" he finished with a laugh.

"Violent?" Itachi questioned arching an inquisitive eyebrow (A/N I love how he ignored the gab at Sasuke and being an Uchiha).

"yeah well it's pretty obvious you dig that stuff and who would want a weak little girl who can only role on her back and scream for you to save her it's just not your style" Shisui finished.

"But that ridiculous note….." Itachi trailed off.

"Oh yeah Sasuke, Naruto and the rest of the gay brigade wrote it I heard Sakura screaming at them this morning" said an enlightened Shisui who was suddenly interested in his cuticles.

"What" Itachi ground out in a very dark tone and giving Shisui a glare that shots fear into the bravest shinobi's hearts.

A lesser man would have pissed his pants but not Shisui he just shrugged it off like a good friend, (or maybe he was too dense to care but whatever the reason was, it is what makes their friendship work so well).

(A/N 'friendship is like peeing yourself everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings' I heart that quote)

"So what are you going to do now?" Shisui inquired.

"I think I'm going to kill Sasuke and Naruto" Itachi answered standing up to push in his chair.

"That's not what I meant and you know it" Shisui called cupping his hand over his mouth to shout it down the hall.

"Hn" Itachi replied using the Uchiha's universal answer for everything.


WITH SAKURA


We put the dinner on the table I was practically salivating, it looked so good but we had to wait for the others.

Just as Fugaku-samma walked in Sasuke and Naruto shuffled in behind him using him as a human shield once they noticed I was joining them for dinner.

They hesitantly sat at the table when Mikoto-san gave them the look.

When they sat down the caught the scent of the food, Naruto was using all of his self restraint to not eat the food before him and even though he didn't look it so was Sasuke.

I caught both of their gazes with mine looked down at the food and back up giving the I-just-poisoned-your-food look they both paled, chalk another one up on the mental black bored for Sakura.

Then we were finally graced with Itachi's presence (note heavy sarcasm).

With cat-like grace (or weasel-like) he took his seat carefully surveying everyone at the table with calculating eyes his gaze halted at me.

I noticed this and unknown to me so did Mikoto-san who had to surpress an evil grin.

He met my eyes but quickly averted his.

Oh so that's how we're gonna play it you want to play hard ball well I can play hard ball just you watch Uchiha just you watch.


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