Yayz! I finally got it up! Anyway, Kouruxka is only a few weeks old, and i know she can't talk, but i thought it might be cute if i just bend the rulls a bit. Also, my little cousin asks just like this and it's so ADORABLE! I just dying for her to come back over to my house.

as stated, I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT KOURUXKA! Enjoy


Larxene growled deeply to herself. The savage Nymph hated it every time when there's a new member. For some reason, she feels a little bit threaten by them. When Roxas and Xion came, she wanted to kill them instantly. But there was just one problem. Axel. She deeply had a soft spot for the dancing Furry of Flames. If Axel didn't have a surge of protectiveness over them, they wouldn't even be alive now. And waves of jealousy ran throughout her veins as she realizes that Axel harbored some 'feelings' for the Key of Destiny. And now they have a fucking CHILD! Great. Just great. Unbelievable fucking great! And the entire Organization is acting family like for the bitch. Oh, how she despise new members.


Kouruxka continuously opened and closed her mouth, letting out s 'popping' sound each time she does. Axel was laying on the couch with his daughter laying on his chest. Her red eyes looked around curiously before it turned back and made contact with his green eyes. "… bah." Axel smirked. "You're hungry, aren't you?" He picked her up as he sat up. "Too bad mommy had to go on a mission. He could've gotten the bottle for me."

"Axel." The redhead turned around to see Zexion, who had a bottle in his hand. "Give her to me." He stated, making the pyromaniac grin. "See. Everyone loves you my little sugar plump. Even cousin Zexy."

"Don't call me that." Zexion stated as he picked up Kouruxka, feeding her. "I don't want her to know me as-"

"SEXY ZEXY!" Demyx appeared out of nowhere loud and obnoxious. Kouruxka instantly started crying, his two superiors glaring at the Melodious Noturne. "Aww!" Demyx picked her up, a little panicked. "I'm sorry. Cousin Demmy didn't mean to hurt little Kouruxka." Red eyes blinked at him before she pulled his hair. "OW!" Demyx pulled her away. "No, no, no. Hair pulling in not-"

"Ay!" Kouruxka hit him upside the head, Demyx holding back the pain. Zexion rolled his eyes before taking the child back and continued feeding her. "Serves you right." He stated.


Roxas portaled his way into his room, flopping down on the bed and savoring what might be his only break for today. He had bruises all over his body from his mission in Hollow Bastion. He was able to complete it, but he really want to leave. He didn't want to make another bottle of formula for Kouruxka because the smell was getting him sick.

Kouruxka… for some reason, he wasn't as thrill about having a child with Axel as he thought he should be. It felt like all that time it took to finally get Axel as a friend was now wasted. No more Sea-Salt Ice Cream on top of the Clock Tower getting to know each other more. It's just… Kouruxka.


"Gah." Kourruxka grabbed Xemnas' hair. Xemnas held her back so she would let go. Every time he brings her close again, she would grab his hair. She grabbed everybody's hair. And even though he was the Superior, he was getting a little freaked out with Axel watching him hold his child. Surely, and extremely quickly, Axel was becoming more of a protective father.

Saix was across the room, cleaning his claymore. Kouruxka turned to it and reached her arms out towards it, jumping up and down and making a fuss. Axel smiled. "Now now, Kouruxka." He started. "Puppy's Claymore is not a toy."

"Puppy?" Saix softly growled, nails digging into his weapon. "I am NOT a damn puppy for the last time, VIII."

"Control your temper, VII." Xemnas stated. "We must set a good example for Number XV."

"Speaking of which, Superior." Axel started. "When you go to Saix's room, can you two keep it down? I am next door, after all." Xemnas tensed up as Saix's growled became harsher. Kouruxka laughed while bouncing around in Xemnas' arms.


'Damn! How much does a baby eat?" Roxas thought as he saw the pile of bottles that he, Namine, and Xion made just before he went to his mission. He sighed, starting up the kitchen sink. He knew nobody else was going to clean the bottles. Beside, it was his job as the mother, right? At least Axel was in charge of the diapers.

After a few minutes of washing, he heard a loud growl from Saix, a too girly scream from Axel, a Superior trying to calm his sex partner- I mean, second-in-command down, and a high pitch laughed from Kouruka. Roxas sighed with a smile. "You should've known better that to mess with the Superior and his sex puppy, Axel."


"And up!" Kouruxka screamed as Xaldin held her up in the air. Axel asked to keep and eye on her for a little while so he would get a new bottle from Roxas and Xion. "And up!" The child screamed again in delight, while holding on to his dreads. It didn't bother Xaldin as much as it did with the other members, though. Xigbar looked around to check if the coast was clear. Then he summoned his guns. "Oh, sweet, sweet Jill." He caressed his guns. Xaldin sat Kouruxka down. "You know that's Axel is going to kill you as soon as he finds out that you summoned your guns around her."

"Well then," Xigbar sat his guns down. He walked over to Xaldin and rubbed his side burns. "I won't get in trouble if someone doesn't tell-"

"Gogapht!" II and III eyes widen as Kouruxka held the gun at them. She was holding onto the trigger, charging it up.

"Kouruxka…don't-"
"BAH!" She let got.

"OH, SHI-" BOOM!

The room was covered in the gunpowder, destroyed because the charge too much. Kouruxka looked around, and then screeched a laugh. Xaldin and Xigbar were holding each other close, covered in powder. "Well… we're alive…'

"Not for long." A portal opened behind Kouruxka and out comes a very pissed of Axel. He picked up and held Kouruxka in his arm, using his free arm to summon a chakram. "I told you not to summon your gun near her!"


Xion and Roxas looked up at the ceiling hearing II and III screaming. After they heard Kouruxka laughing, they went back to making the formula. "She's a happy baby." Xion stated, Roxas nodding in agreement.


Kouruxka sniffed a dandelion before she sneezed. Marluxia smiled and showed her a rose. She sniffed it before she sneezed, laughing afterwards. "She acts restless." He stated.

"Had she had a nap yet?" Luxord asked, playing a little bit of poker with Axel. Because the over protective father is a little defensive with him because he tends to drink. So what does the gambler of time suggested? Why, a game of course. If the Gambler wins, he gets to hold Kouruxka. If not, he doesn't. Plain and simple.

"She won't sleep until ether Roxy or I do." Axel stated, laying down a full house. Luxord grinned and laid down a royal flush. "I win." He got up, leaving a stun and irritated Axel and walking towards the child, who was tugging on Marluxia's pink hair. Kouruxka turned to him and reached out her arms, begging to be picked up. "That's new." Axel stated. "She only does that to Roxy and I."

"Well, maybe I'm not considering as part of the family, but a friend she could rely one." Luxord stated, picking up the child. "Family is important, but if she doesn't have at least one person outside the pack, how can she survive against the world."

"… What?"

"Don't worry about it." Luxord stated as he tickled the infant.


Roxas looked at the instructions, then looked at the pile of rubble in front of him, which was suppose to be a crib. For the past few days, Kouruxka was sleeping with Axel on his bed- that is a health hazard because he's a wild sleeper.

He sighed as he started trying to fix everything together. Frankly, he believes that Axel should be the one doing this. But the pyro grew too attract to the child that he'll go berserk if he's separated for more than a few minutes.

After a few tries, Roxas finally got the crib up. He smiled, proud of his work. Now to check if it's save. He grabbed the side of the crib-

CRASH!

Roxas twitched in irritation. His work… in a pile of rubble… again…


"Gahgoblu."

"VIII, get this child out of here." Vexen looked at picture of Marluxia that he made Lexeaus hold up. Axel and Kouruxka looked at the ice sculpture that Vexen was trying to re-create.

"Gahgoblu."

"VIII, get this child out." Vexen stated. Axel grinned, still standing in his same spot. Kouruxka continue to look at the sculpture, blinking a couple of times.

"…Gahgoblu."

"Axel!" Vexen turned around. "Get that child- OW!" Kouruxka screeched a laugh as she waved a handful of Vexen's hair. Vexen glared at the grinned pyromaniac.


Namine shook the crib a couple of times. "Yep. It's safe."

"Thank Gawd!" Roxas stated. "I didn't wanna build that thing again!" Namine chuckled. "Well, that's a taste of a hard working mother." She stated. Roxas did a slight grin, but that didn't fool Namine. "Roxy, what's wrong?"

"Don't call me that. Only Axel can. And nothing's wrong."

"Liar." Namine and Roxas sat down on the couch. "Something's' bothering you, I know it. If I was having a child with the person I love, I would be happy."

"Keep your voice down. You're the only person that knows that." Roxas freaked. "And I am a little happy. It's just… All we have now is Kouruxka." He admitted. "Like all my effort to getting that friendship is now ruin."

"I don't think so."

"Really?" Roxas asked with a hint of sarcasm. "You know that if anything happen to Kouruxka, Axel and I won't have any reason to be together anymore."

"Think about it like this, Roxas." She grabbed his hands. "Stop thinking about what would happen and think about now. Who knows, maybe Kouruxka will improve your relationship."

"I doubt that."

"You'll never know, Roxas."

"Never know what?" the two turned around to see happy baby and a pissed off pyromaniac. "Hey, guys. Mind if I join you?" Axel purposely moved his hips and sat in between them. Kouruxka looked at Namine, then at Roxas and raised her arms. Namine smiled, knowing that if she stayed any longer, the tension was only going to get worst. Roxas' secret wasn't the only ones she knew. "Well, I'll just go take the crib up to Axel's room."

"Are you sure?" Roxas picked up his child. Namine waved he hand nonchalantly. "Don't worry about me. Besides, I could get Marly to help me if there's any trouble. You two just need to relax with each other and your child." She grabbed the crib and walked off. It was easy for here since the crib was on wheels.

Kouruxka open and closed her mouth, making a popping sound. "Here." Axel gave Roxas the bottle. "You never did get to feed her, now did you, Roxy."

"Are you going to keep calling me that?" Roxas took the bottle and started to feed the infant. Axel wrapped his arm around Roxas' waist. "Maybe, Mother Roxy." Axel smiled. Roxas rolled his eyes and looked at the relaxed daughter. "She looks like you in a way." Axel whispered. "Spiky hair and big eyes."

"Your hair is spiky, too." Roxas yarned. Axel grinned. "Tired?'

'I had a mission and had to provide the essentials for her. Of course I am." Roxas laid on his shoulders. Axel used his other hand to rub Roxas' scalp. It was a comforting silence until Roxas fell asleep and Kouruxka was on her way. "Funny." Axel picked up Kouruxka and started patting her back. You're a lifesaver, you know that? I could've never get this close to your mother before." The child did a slight burp, making the pyro smile. "I'll take that as a you're welcome."

Axel's attention was turned to the sleeping blonde. He cupped his cheek and was shock to how soft in was, then moved his fingers down to brush his lips. "One day, I'll get to taste those." He smiled, and then turned to a now sleeping child.

"Goodnight, Kouruxka."


Kouruxka is SO CUTE! At least my friends say that. None of them are really into AkuRoku- or yaoi period- but they love her. Anywho, Read and Review. That would be really nice.

Also, there's a poll for my new story 'A Song From Thee to Orgy XIII'. It would be nice if you check it out. Thanx!

Surkura's Out ;