Cullen truth or dare: chapter 2 Edwards dare
RPOV
As Emmett jumped up in the air like some crazed two year old, he sent the last blanket flying landing on an annoyed looking Edward.
"Dares!" he screamed "Let's play dares! I wanna play dares!"
Edward sighed. I joined him. Sometimes I wonder why I married him. I didn't like the idea of playing dares, usually resulting in embarrassing acts or wrecking the whole house. I didn't want to think back to what happened last time. Peanut butter smeared on the walls, half the sofa ripped to shreds, Edward in a banana costume playing the maracas. But then I thought of something good that could come out of this. Bella couldn't play last time. We played at midnight when Carlisle and Esme had gone out hunting and told us to do nothing inappropriate while they were gone, so we ended up playing dares. But the strict rule was vampires only.And since Bella was human at the time I had to live with the misery I'd never see her do any thing embarrassing. But since she was now…
"Dares sounds like fun" I agreed "but not as crazy as last time, Alice where on earth did you get a giant banana suit?"
Alice winked at me and Edward laughed. Damn Edward having private conversations with Alice. He grinned at me. I scowled back.
"Well it doesn't look like anything bad is going to happen" Alice said, but we weren't quite sure who she was actually talking to. She pressed her fingertips to her temples. Emmett sat crossed-legged on the floor, copying her but humming loudly. I elbowed him. Alice smiled to herself.
"Let's go" she said excitedly and raced upstairs. We all sat in a circle under the stairs waiting for her to come back. All but Edward. He sat on the sofa, pretending we hadn't moved. Emmett scooted over to me and patted the space where he was sitting,
"Come on Eddie, I kept it warm for ya" He grinned.
"I don't want to play" he frowned "I was the only one who had to do anything embarrassing last time"
"What about me?!" Emmett complained "I done way more embarrassing stuff"
"Yes but you're already embarrassing" Jasper chuckled. Emmett glared at him.
"And most of them weren't dares at all" I pointed out "you pretty much volunteered to do them"
"Fine" Edward sighed "but I don't want to be the only one doing embarrassing stuff" He sped to where Emmett sat and thumped onto the floor. Emmett grinned and lightly punched his arm. Alice came down the stairs with a glass coke bottle in her hand.
"Ta Da" she grinned and came and sat neatly next to Edward. She placed the bottle in the middle of the circle. Emmett spun it before Alice could get to it. She frowned. It began to slow down and finally stopped on Edward. He groaned as we all laughed.
"Okay Edward, Truth or Dare?" Alice asked, although she could already see what he was going to say.
"Umm…Truth" He mumbled "No wait, no no no, dare"
"Hmm" Alice considered whether or not to pity his mistake "We'll let you have it this time, but remember, first thing you say you have to go by"
Edward sighed in relief.
"I dare you to..." Jasper thought for a moment "Cover yourself in chocolate mousse and sing karaoke"
Alice laughed and Jasper pressed his lips together trying to hold back his laughter. Edward sighed.
"Chocolate mousse is in the fridge" Alice sang as we followed her upstairs into the kitchen. Edward followed last, his face in his hands. Alice opened the huge fridge to find six huge tubs of quality chocolate mousse.
"Oh wait" Alice said suddenly slamming the fridge door. The shock in her voice took us by surprise and we all stood dead still.
"I have to call Bella, she can't miss this" she giggled and pulled out her phone.
"Please don't" Edward begged "It's bad enough I have to do this, let alone with my wife watching"
"Oh no, no Edward, we wouldn't do that" I soothed "Renesmee can watch to!"
Everyone burst out laughing and Edward just moaned. Alice dialled her number.
She answered after one ring.
"Hello?" the voice answered. But it wasn't Bella's. We all recognised the beautiful voice as Renesmee's. I sighed. I'd never get tied of Renesmee. The closest thing I had to a child of my own. That seemed to brighten Edward up and he lifted his face from his hands.
"Hey Renesmee" Alice chimed "Is mommy there?"
"Well she is" Renesmee whispered "but I don't know whether I can get her on the phone or not"
"Why not?" Edward asked worryingly racing over to Alice.
"Well she's…" Renesmee began "Oh here she is!"
"Alice?" She asked "What's up?"
"Hey how come you couldn't pick up?" Alice asked
"Oh I was teaching Jacob that even though Renesmee is half vampire that's still no excuse to punch her on the arm just because she disagreed who won"
Edward growled.
"Well were playing dares and Edward has to cover himself in chocolate mousse and sing karaoke, would you like to see?" Alice sang.
"Alice I'd be crazy not to, I've got the perfect song for him, I'll drop Renesmee off at Charlie's" she giggled. We heard her pause for a minute.
"No Jacob, you're not playing" She sighed.
We laughed as she hung up. In less than a minute she was outside the front door. Emmett ran downstairs and let her in. They raced upstairs to join us. Before she even entered the room Edward had her in a tight embrace. When they started making out Emmett coughed.
"Let's keep it PG in here, just for now" he laughed. Edward grinned.
Bella skipped over to Alice.
"Wow, that's a lot of chocolate mousse" she grinned. Edward took a tub and began opening it.
"Ah wait" Jasper chuckled "don't wanna spoil those clothes of yours do we?"
Edward sighed.
"Can I at least wear some shorts?" he begged
"Fine" I giggled. He ran into his room and came back wearing nothing but his crimson silk boxers. He finished opening the tub and tipped it over his head. We all laughed as Alice filmed it. He then took another tub and began smearing it over his arms, chest and legs. He did this through 4 more huge tubs of mousse before holding out his chocolate covered arms.
"Happy?" he asked. We nodded and laughed. Even he couldn't hold back the laughter as he looked down at himself. Alice wheeled out the karaoke machine. She handed him the microphone and pressed play, before returning back next to Bella to continue filming. 'Dirty Picture' By Taio Cruz ft. Ke$ha bleared from the tiny machine.
"You've got to be kidding me" he groaned. But he sang it anyway. The funniest part was when he had to do the "ohh's" and "Ahh's" that Ke$ha did in the background.
"I'll send you a dirty picture" Emmett pouted.
Bella was in fits of laughter by the end. After Edward had a shower and put his clothes back on, we returned downstairs to continue our game.
