Special Thanks to Conpeki and bunnys217 for reviewing~

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Hiei took in the sight of 28 students diligently taking notes of the grammer sentences he had churned out. He had been getting the itch to go take them to Mount Everest, via subtly concealed magic, but of course as a proper teacher(who was 7,862 years old and therefor not) he resisted the urge.

As Hermione would say, 'Studying is important, you numbskulls!'.

...

Bah. Who was he kidding?

"Let's go to Mount Everest, minions!"


Nanase Mina liked to think of herself as a normal girl, if a bit shy. Unfortunately with teacher like Hiei-sensei, 'normal' cannot even be in the same sentence unless 'not' is in between. After all, a normal girl would go on a field trip in a nice air conditioned bus with a sack lunch ready. What she and her classmates were doing could not be more different from that. Hitched in four straight lines to a large, hollow, steel wagon steered by a crazy homeroom teacher to Mount Everest ( which was at the border of China, enough said) was not a normal field trip.

"Come on, minions! Run faster~"

Mina distantly heard a student two lines over shout something back at Hiei-sensei, but it was lost among the thumping of feet and heavy panting. But of course Hiei-sensei-who just had to have superhuman hearing- heard it with no trouble and made them all run faster because of it.

Mina groaned.


Nijimura panted harshly. If nothing else, at least it's good training.

Nanase-who was worse shape, laying down draped over mock futons that conviently covered the floor of the wagon- weakly nudged a miraculously cold water bottle towards him. Nijimura took it gratefully-the girl really was too kind- and gulped it down.

Suzuki Gemiko, the class president, tiredly watched their teacher take his turn at pulling the wagon.

"He makes pulling a steel wagon filled with 28 students seem like nothing!"

Another student-Azuha Kuro- muttered, "Sensei's just not human."


Hiei fondly watched his students nudge each other to get in the classroom seating order. Although in this case, classroom sleeping order.

The girls didn't mind, trusting their male classmates not to do anything or him to watch over them. The boys were used to sleeping in the wagon-fondly named Hedwig by him- and got comfortable, pulling out packed blankets. (After all, it wasn't the first time he took them somewhere by Hedwig)

It was with no doubt that his class was just a big disorganized family.


And with two more days of running and hidden magic, Hiei's class arrived at the base of Mount Everest.

And right after two minutes of muted awe, Hiei excitedly shouted, "Now run back to school!"