Story of Another Life Time

Your Past Selves

Caitlin and Erin were staring at the two men in the middle of the room. Caitlin walked over to the Sesshomaru and poked him. He watched her carefully. Erin walked over to the Kouga and was looking him up and down, both men looked at each other.

"Holy shit, they're real..." Caitlin whispered. "What's your name?"

"Sesshomaru."

"AH! NO WAY!" Caitlin said, her blue eyes were wide and Sesshomaru was utterly confused.

"Okay, yours?" Erin asked.

"Kouga."

"TO WEIRD!" Erin and Caitlin dove behind the couch and peeked out at the two men.

"This can't be real. We're dreaming and this is just a figment of the dream." Caitlin said logiclly.

"If it were a dream then we'd be awake now from the shock of them just appearing outta no where. There's no way it's a d-OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Erin yelled at her.

"Just seeing if you'd wake up." Caitlin answered simply.

"Sesshomaru, I don't think we're in the Fuedal Era any more." Kouga whispered.

"Okay, then did Caitlin transport us here?" Sesshomaru asked.

"What?" Caitlin asked as she popped up from behind the couch. Sesshomaru and Kouga looked over at them.

"Uh-oh." Both men said.

"Okay, we seriously missed something." Erin chimed in.

"If you're Caitlin, then you're Erin." Kouga said.

"Uhm, how'd you two know our names?" Caitlin asked, then three more people appeared in Caitlin's living room. There was an older and taller version of Caitlin and a taller and older version of Erin.

"Huh!? How the hell did I get here!? I didn't use my Time Powers!" the older Caitlin said. Then Caitlin spotted Caitlin and Erin behind the couch. "Uh-oh..."

"What?" the older Erin asked, Caitlin pointed to the two other girls. "Uh-oh..." Erin agrred. Just then the younger Sesshomaru and Kouga walked into Caitlin's house.

"What the hell?" Kouga asked.

"Enough!" the thrid person that had come with Caitlin and Erin said. Everyone looked at him.

They were shorter than the older Sesshomaru and Caitlin, but not as short as the older Erin and Kouga. It was a man with black hair and orange eyes, they had a mark on their forhead, but none of them knew what it was.

"Who the hell are you?" both Caitlin's asked at the same time.

"I am a God, and you all will bow to me." he answered, then he held his hand out. Both Caitlins, both Sesshomarus, both Kougas and both Erins were hit with the light that exploded from his hand. "I have banished you all to this time, I will take control of the old times, and you will have to suffer with the consequences." Then he was gone.

"That hurt..." the Erins chimed.

"Any one want to tell us what's going on?" the younger Sesshomaru asked.

"We will." the older Kouga said. "But Erin, the older one, needs to sit down." he added.

"Hop a squat." the younger Caitlin said as she motioned around the room for Erin to sit down some where.

"I remember that saying." the older Caitlin said. Erin and Kouga were looking at the older Erin.

"Whose the father?" Kouga (younger) asked, they had noticed that she was expecting.

"He is." Erin answered as she pointed to Kouga who was sitting next to her.

"WHAT!?" Erin and kouga asked at the same time, completely amazed, and shocked.

"Okay, sit down somewhere and we'll tell you! God I hate teenagers..." Caitlin muttered.

"Imagine what it's like to be one." the other Caitlin chimed in.

"I was, two years ago." Caitlin said.

"Oh. And you hate us already? Oh, now I feel bad, bad teenager." Caitlin said sarcasticlly as she sat down where she had been before. She picked up her laptop and set in on her lap.

"Alright. Now, we are from the past, Lord and Lady of the West, and Lord and Lady of the East." Kouga began. Caitlin and Erin looked at each other, then went to their older selves.

"HELP US WITH OUR HISTORY PROJECT!" they yelled together.

"Shut up!" the older Caitlin growled. "Sit back down and let Kouga continue!" They reluctantly did as they were told.

"Anyways, we were sent here by that man whose name is Malicai. He thinks himself a God, but he's only a powerful demon that even we are having trouble taking care of. Now we are all back in the future with you four, you are our next lives." Kouga explained.

"Though I don't know how that bastard got here, as long as I'm around he's not supposed to be able to use his Time Powers." Caitlin said, then the younger Sesshomaru piped in.

"Maybe he's not using powers, as you call them, maybe he's using technology." he said.

The older Erin looked at the older Caitlin, "Told ya.."

"Shut up fatty." Caitlin growled at her friend.

"I am not fat! It's the kid!" Erin defended.

"Yeah, but it's making YOU fat."

"Okay! Enough!" the older Sesshomaru ordered.

The younger Caitlin leaned over to the younger Sesshomaru. "If you grow up and look like that, you wont look half bad." she said. He looked at her with a 'are you serious?' look.

"We need nicknames, and you need clothes that make you fit in." Erin added to the others.

"I call Aki!" the older Caitlin said.

"Hey! I wanna be Aki! Fine, I'll be...Hotaru!"

"Kat!" The younger Erin said, claiming the name.

"Then I'll be Majo. " the older Erin said.

"Sessh." the older, not half bad looking, Sesshomaru said.

"Shiro." the younger Sesshomaru said.

"Ko." the older Kouga claimed.

"Matsu." the younger Kouga said. Everyone looked at him. "I like pine trees." he said. Everyone just looked away.

"Well, now for clothes." Hotaru said. She lead the girls to her room and threw clothes at them. Aki ended up choosing a black shirt that said 'I could listen to what you're saying but I'd rather jump rope with Barbed Wire' and a pair of black pants that reached down to the ground and showing nothing of her leg shape.

Majo chose a forest green shirt that said 'I'm out of my mind, please leave a message.', and a pair of camo pants on, they didn't quite fit, but that was the best she could do condiering the fact that Majo pregnant.

Hotaru had also changed out of her other shirt and put a new one on that said 'Silence is GOLDEN, but duct tape is SILVER.', it was black.

"Awesome." Aki said to Hotaru.

"Oh yes, totally." Hotaru agreed.

"Let's get back downstairs. We're going to have to teach you and Kat to fight." Majo said.

"What? Why?" Hotaru asked.

"That God is going to come back here to kill us, and probably kill you, if he does that who knows how many years it will be before we're...you're reborn again. Besides, it's not fun to die." Aki added.

"How do you know?"

"I've died before."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. Would I lie?"

"Yes."

"Shut up."

Aki, Hotaru, and Majo walked downstairs, there Sessh and Ko were still in their usual attire. Hotaru looked at Shiro.

"You haven't gone and gotten them clothes yet?" she asked.

"No." he said plainly. Hotaru rolled her eyes.

"When are you going to go get them clothes?" Hotaru asked.

"Now." Matsu answered for Shiro. "But I don't think either of us has anything for either to wear, they're like twice our size."

"Probably in other places too." Kat whispered over to Hotaru. She had been taking a drink and then spit it out all over herself. Kat snickered.

"What's your issue!?" Hotaru growled at Kat who was sent into hysterics. Hotaru rolled her eyes, luckily it didn't get on her shirt, but it did get on her pants. "First my fuckin' shirt, and now my pants. What's next? My underwear?" Hotaru growled, then walked back upstairs to put on a pair of clean pants. Kat went into even worse hysterics.

"Breathe." Majo ordered as she slapped Kat on the back. Kat took a deep breath and her face color slowly returned to normal.

"You have any idea what size clothes you are?" Matsu asked Ko.

"Last time we were in this time period...nope. No clue." Ko answered.

"Yeah, they wouldn't fit my clothes."

"Or mine."

"Arg. I can't believe I'm buying strangers clothes..." Hotaru muttered, she walked back upstairs and came down with a wallet. It had the word savings written across it.

"How much money do you have in there, Hotaru?" Aki asked.

"Over 100 dollars, I know that much, most of it is change. Anyways, Mastu, Shiro, take their measurements and then go get them clothes that you think will suit them." Hotaru ordered as she tossed over her wallet. Shiro caught it in one hand and almost dropped it because of the weight.

"Too much change." Shiro muttered, Shiro and Matsu set off in search of a tape measure, leaving the others alone.

"Then take it to a coin star and get cash." Hotaru retorted. "Now, Aki and Sessh, will you help me with my History project?" Hotaru asked as she batted her eye lashes.

Aki and Sessh looked at each other and then back at Hotaru.

"No." they both answered.

"Fuck you too then." Hotaru went back to her laptop and resumed the work on her project. "Done." she annouced 5 minutes later.

"Already?" Kat asked.

"Yeah, wanna see it?" Hotaru asked. She turned her laptop to Kat and Kat rolled her eyes. In big, black, bolded letters the words 'Fuck History' were clear on her laptop screen.

"I should have seen that coming." Aki muttered. "Okay, look, enough with the crude sarcasm, do your stupid history project and get it done and over with."

"Make me."

"I don't make trash, I burn it."

"You trying to imply something?"

"Yeah, you're just trash."

"And you're a whore."

"...What?"

"You heard me."

"Okay! That's enough!" Majo and Kat said, Majo grabbed Aki, and Kat grabbed Hotaru. Both were trying to get at each other, and Aki was actually getting some where.

"Uhm, Ko, little help!" Majo said as she slid across the floor. Ko grabbed Majo's waist and started to hold Aki back from killing Hotaru.

"Arg! I'm going back to m-!" Aki began, then Sessh noticed something.

"There is nothing about the seperate lords and ladies." he said, indecating the page that Kat had been on in the website.

"What?" Everyone, including Shiro and Mastu who had just come into the room, having finally found the tape measure.

"Our whole history was erased, now there's one single ruler." Sessh answered.

"Damn it. That bastard has already changed history." Aki muttered.

"And something's been done to the future." Majo said as she looked outside. Everyone walked back over and gaped at what had changed.

Everything was completely different. It wasn't even a good different, it was a bad different.

"If this is what happens when who ever this 'God' person is takes over all four lands, then I don't like it and I want you guys to rule, as much as I hate to say it." Hotaru piped in as she started wide eyes at the scenery in front of her. Not liking it one bit. "I wonder if there's any hot chocolate." she added more to herself than any one else.

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Disclaimer- I don't own InuYasha.

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