(For all my old-timers, you can skip this chapter as well and go straight to chapter 3)

Chapter 2:

We've Got a Little Problem

"Kids, where are your parents?" asked the officer.

"Away on a trip" Edward answered. "They are Esme and Dr. Cullen"

The officers froze.

"Your Dr. Cullen's kids?" they asked incredulously and all of us nodded but Alice who was frozen.

"Uhoh" she said as she turned to the computer screens which showed all the areas the cameras recorded.

We all turned to the screens and saw what she was looking at.

"Crap" we all said simultaneously.

There, on camera #4 in the West wing was Carlisle and Esme, looking through the antiques.

"I thought they were supposed to be gone another day" I said quietly.

"They came home early" Alice said as we stared horrified at the screen.

"Hey! It's Dr. Cullen and Mrs. Cullen! They must've come back for the Antique Sale, go fetch them Joe" ordered the officer.

A small intern scampered off and we watched in horror as he ran over to Carlisle and Esme and talked to them. Carlisle frowned but followed Joe to the back of the store while Esme stayed looking. When Joe opened the door for Carlisle and he saw us all in there, his eyes widened. When his eyes rested on me though, his eyes bulged and he chuckled.

"Dr. Cullen" said the officer as they shook hands. "A pleasure, let me explain this meeting" said the officer.

He replayed all our stories and once again, we interrupted during our stories. He ended with mine again.

"She supposedly 'slipped '"he said using air quotes. "Knocking down 100 hundred boxes of cereal, 200 tomatoes, milk, eggs and much other merchandise that cannot be replaced" explained the officer.

Carlisle chuckled. "That one officer, I can assure you 100% wasn't a hoax. Bella here has balance problems" he said with another slight chuckle.

"Okay Doctor. I know I probably won't have a problem with these kids again but its store policy that kids like this get help so I'm referring you to a psychologist for your kids. He is a very good one, his number is 123-3210" he said as he wrote down. "I would call to make an appointment, get your kids the help they need" he said as he handed it to Carlisle.

"I will officer, I promise" he said as he walked out with us following.

"Carlisle—" Edward began but Carlisle held up a hand.

"I shall go get Esme. Go home, I will meet you there and we shall talk" he said assertively and then left.

"Well . . ." I said after a while.

"He's upset and embarrassed and I don't think he was kidding about therapy" Edward said as we walked to the parking lot.

"What? He can't actually think we'll just spill our guts to some shrink" Rosalie said.

"No, because you have so many problems the shrink wouldn't know where to start" Edward said as he drove off.

"Shut it, you're the one with problems" she muttered in the back.

I just laid my head back as they bickered. Therapy . . . vampires in therapy? I just couldn't wrap my mind around it.

"Bella . . . Bella, wake up, we're here" Edward said as he shook me slightly.

I opened my eyes and the Cullen's house materialized in front of me.

"Oh! I fell asleep" I said as I got out slowly.

"You've had a long day" he said as we walked to the house.

Suddenly, Alice grabbed me and pulled me upstairs.

"I'll give her back in 10 minutes!" she yelled as she pulled me into the bathroom.

"Take a shower and get all that gunk off" she said and I gladly stepped into the shower.

I let the water unlock my tense muscles and washed my hair 3 times in order to get everything out. Once I was completely food-free, I turned off the water and got out. On the counter was a whole new outfit.

"Alice" I muttered as I put it on and brushed my hair.

When I left the bathroom, Alice was already there, ready to drag me to her room. This time she went simple . . . sort of, putting up my hair in a clip and then fixing how it fell.

"Good enough" she said as she let me get up.

"I still can't believe . . . would Carlisle really make you go to therapy?" I asked as we headed down.

"Umm, Bella" Alice said as she cleared her throat and motioned toward the door.

I looked and there stood Carlisle, watching us with a slight smile. I turned about 10 shades of red.

"Thanks for telling me now" I muttered as we headed to the kitchen.

The smell of chicken wafted out, making my mouth water.

"Here you go love" Edward said as he handed me a warm chicken sandwich with melted cheese on top.

He got me a cup of water and placed it on the table where everyone was sitting. I sat and began to eat silently.

Carlisle looked at us for a second before sighing.

"How did you guys end up in Super-Walmart?" he said as he sighed.

"I had to go grocery shopping and they sort of came along" I explained.

"What happened at Super-Walmart?" Esme asked.

"Well, we sort of all got arrested" I mumbled and she gasped.

And so we explained again. When we finished she reprimanded everyone but Edward and I because technically, it wasn't our fault. When we were telling her about what happened to me, she laughed delicately. Once we finished, I tried to keep back the yawn that came up but I wasn't able to.

"Come on, you must be tired, you've had a long day" Edward said as he stood up.

"I'm not—" but was interrupted by a huge yawn which totally ruined my contradiction.

"' Night guys!" I said as I headed upstairs knowing it was pointless to fight him and I was sort of tired.

Edward followed behind me and Alice behind him. She dropped a new pair of pajamas I had never seen in my life before heading back down.

"Alice!" I called but I just got a tinkering laugh in return.

I grumbled slightly, much to Edward's amusement, as I walked to the bathroom. I took a long shower, letting the hot water unlock my tense muscles. I washed my hair with my favorite strawberry shampoo which unsurprisingly was in their shower and then took it out slowly. Once I was done, I wrapped a towel around my body and stepped out of the shower.

I put on the clothes Alice left for me, and I had to admit, they were kind of cute. I brushed my hair and then blow dried it slightly so it wouldn't drip. I walked to Edward's room when I was done. He was lying across his huge and unnecessary bed. He looked up when I came in, his golden eyes soft and loving.

"Come here" he said for I was frozen at the door.

I put my old clothes on the floor and climbed into the bed. I snuggled against his side, breathing in his amazing scent. I fell asleep minutes later, to my lullaby being sung softly in my ear.

* * *

I woke up, curled up in Edward's arms.

"Hi" I murmured sleepily.

"Hey sleepyhead" he said as he sat up.

I smiled as I leaned into him and he wrapped his arms around me.

"How did you sleep?"

"Pretty good, how was your night?"

"Pretty good . . . except . . . we've got a little problem" he said quietly.

"What?"

"Well, Carlisle made up his mind yesterday and . . . we're all going to therapy" he said quietly and my eyes widened.

Vampires in therapy . . . that was . . . bad. I feel bad for whoever their therapist is going to be. Wow, Carlisle was really . . . wow. Wait!! He said 'We've got a problem' And'We're all going'. That meant it also included . . . me!

Uhoh


Hey Guys!

For all you that have just tuned in and haven't read my story : The Valentine's Day Dare Hunt I suggest you do. It's very comical (Just check out the reviews) and it's a prequel to this story . . . or this is a sequel to that . . . anyway, you should read i t but if you don't, it's fine because it's a sequel but not really . . . it's independent to the other story . . . sort of. I'm confused. . . =p just read on and enjoy.

=^.^= JMFanficQueen =^.^=