Title: Roses are Red
Author: Susannah Wilde
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Warnings/Content: none
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of JK Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic/Warner Bros., Inc. No profit is being made and no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Red roses do not impress Malfoy.
Author's Notes: Written for the AWDT Valentine's Day Quickies prompt: You suck at love.
Roses are Red
"You've a secret admirer."
Malfoy read the letter attached to the red roses. He wrote a note, ending with an angry scrawl.
"You've a scorned lover?"
Malfoy tied the roses to the owl.
"You're returning them?"
"Ridiculous. What idiot asks a person out with roses?"
"I'm sure they meant well."
Malfoy smirked. "Very Hufflepuff. I don't want clichéd roses."
"Dinner at a restaurant?"
"Even worse." Malfoy paused. "No lover's ever cooked me a meal before."
"I can cook."
"You're skin and bones."
"Try me."
"Asking me out?"
"No! I just… you deserve a proper meal."
Malfoy smiled. "Potter, you're impossible."
