I know I've been a little laggy with the update, and it's not my best writing, either. No excuses, but I just started my online classes (which will be fucking me over later) and I'm avoiding stalkers. Anywayyy...here ya go.
Disclaimer: Not mine, blah blah blah, etc.
Enjoy! Any ideas, put 'em in a review or PM. Especially stuff concerning Ashley and drugs and shit; I've never done 'em, so I'm just going along with this.
R&R XD
"I don't like where this is going." I rolled my eyes at my older brother. "Seriously, Ash. You're gonna fuck it all up with your fucking crazy ass cravings! And then little Miss 'I can't keep my legs closed' over here is gonna fuck whatever's left!"
Kyla threw a death glare his way before shoving her foot hard into his crotch. While Aid was busy squealing and holding his crotch in the fetal position Kyla and I had these evil grins on our faces. The fucker deserved it.
"Seriously though, Ash," she looked over to our brother before rolling her eyes, "I'm not gonna put it as blunt as he did, but he has a point...about you at least."
"Well, thanks there baby sis. Good to know how loving this family is." I plopped my ass down on the bench next to Kyla and took another drag from my cigarette. Unfortunately, Aiden and Joey decided to use up the pot stash during second and third period...fuckers. "But honestly, Aiden, you and Joey used up the last of it, so it's only fucking fair you replenish our losses."
Aid stopped his groaning to give me a confused look. "What the fuck did you just say?"
"Fucking idiot..." I rolled my eyes and slapped my forehead. "I meant that you and Joey need to go get more before I fucking lose my mind!"
"Yeah. we're just gonna go pay a visit to the magical pot fairy. HONESTLY! You know Eric doesn't fucking get his shit 'til fucking Tuesday! Where else do you expect us to fucking find even a fucking dimebag, Ash!"
I rushed forward, grabbed him by the collar and went nose to nose with him. "The hell if I fucking care HOW you get it, Aiden. JUST GET IT!"
All the face in his color drained and he looked like he just came face to face with the Devil. "FINE, FINE! Just don't rip my fucking head off, Ash!" Yeah, that's right. Ashley Davies is the last person you wanna mess with. And I proved that yet again by kicking him in the balls for the second time today. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!"
As if on cue, Joey walked up, stepping right over a crying Aiden. His blonde hair was styled in that 'just woke up look...' most likely because that description's accurate. Then he threw on a stained great t-shirt, blue jeans, and his beat-up black converse. Yeah, Joey doesn't exactly 'live the good life.' His Mom works at 4Play Gentleman's Club. Yeah, if you can't figure out what his mom does then your just an idiot. His Dad was put in jail a few years ago, can't remember for what, it's not something Joe tends to talk about. But yeah, his life sucks, to put it lightly.
"Hey. What are you guys doin'?"
"What does it look like, Joey? We're sitting here, waiting for you two idiots to go buy us some more fucking pot!" Kyla rolled her eyes and remained out of the conversation while Joey just looked amused.
"Someone's got a craving." I used my lasr-eyes to metaphorically burn a hole in his stupid forehead. "Just calm down and go eat Doritos, or something."
"DORITOS?! Fucking doritos?! Are you kidding?! You're the reason that I'm sitting here fucking freaking out in the first place! So, no! Fuck the Doritos! The only thing I want is to see your and Aiden's asses walking away from here to go get me something to fucking calm me down!"
"Chill out. You can't just wait until tomorrow when we see Eric?" Yeah, you would be calm, jackass!
"No! If I would wait would I be like this?! I don't care what the fuck you get, just get me fucking something. For the love of God, just give me a fucking shitload of Tylenol for all I fucking care!"
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"Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes! Gotta love me, my bitches and hoes!" Kyla looked at me and Aiden like we were joined at the hip the entire time we were singing. "Come on, Ky. Don't be such a pussy, have some fun!" So, I said something about it.
"Okay, first off, I'm not a pussy. Second, isn't the song 'Boats and Hoes,' Ash?"
"The hell if I fucking care!" I took another drag from the joint before passing it back over to Joey. "As long as it fuckin' sounds good, I'll sing whatever the fuck I want." Yeah, if you couldn't tell, I was fucking high as a kite.
After my little drug-induced anger-spur, Joey called up one of his buddies who was havin' a little party at his house. So, Kyla, Aidan, Joe and me decided we don't have anything better to do, and went over. Needless to say the house was fucking filled with any drug you could imagine. Fuck death! I've just gained my one-way ticket to heaven!
"So what went down after 5th hour? Some bitch said she saw you walking outta the bathroom wearing a fuckin' shit-eating grin, Ash." I glanced over at Aiden, trying to remember what the fuck did happen. Until it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Carlin.
"Nothin'. I was just skipping Erikson's class when I had to fuckin' pee like a pregnant woman before labor. Got out after I went and was washing my hands when I saw little Ms. Perfect, and decided to mess with her a little."
"Define 'mess with her.' Coming from your mouth, it could mean a few things," Kyla snicked across from me. Bitch,
"Fuck off, I didn't screw her or beat the shit outta her. I was like...fuckin' with her mind! Yeah! Playing that Ashley Davies mind game with the blonde bitch." Kyla rolled her eyes and Aiden high-fived me. Siblings on complete opposite sides of the spectrum.
"You should just leave her alone for once, Ash. The last thing we need is more people on our case." Ah, Kyla. Always tryna play the smart one.
"Chill out there, baby sis!" I got up and wrapped my arm around her shoulders. "I got it covered! There's nothing to worry about. I repeat, NOTHING, to worry about."
Seriously? What the fuck does she think is gonna happen? Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes is gonna all of a sudden grow some balls and stand up for herself? Yeah fucking right! She's got about as much fuckin' bravery in her whole body that I have in my fucking index finger. Why my finger? Because that shit's fucking amazing! It goes into all kinds of places without whining, or sayin' shit. See what I mean! Fuck, that stupid bitch Carlin wouldn't know what hit her if my fucking finger got just two damn seconds with her. Fuck that--no, correction...fuck her.
Okay, yeah, go ahead and talk shit. I don't care, that girl is fucking hot! Well...maybe I only think that 'cause whenever I see her she's pissed, 'cause I'm around. Whatever. She's fuckin' sexy as hell when she's pissed off, and she's ALWAYS pissed off, like I said. Damn. I can only imagine the things that girl would do in bed. She must be a fucking freak! Shit, I'd give my left arm for five minutes--
"Ashley!" I stopped my little rant and looked over at Aiden, who was standing up looking like he was ready to get the hell out of here. So, I took my arm off of Kyla and the three of us started walking home after we said our quick goodbyes to Joey.
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This random, awkward silence lasted for about the first ten minutes of our walk before Kyla and Aiden started talking about this project they've got in their science class. Something about molecules, electrons, protons, that shit. All I knew was that it was giving me a fucking headache for trying to figure out what they're talking about!
"Would you two geniuses please shut up!" They both looked at me before turning their heads down to the pavement. "Thank you."
"What about you, Ash? Any things you actually HAVE to do for school?" Aiden giggled next to me--yes, giggled. Fucking flamer.
"There's nothing I HAVE to do, Kyla. As far as I'm concerned it's all optional."
"That would explain you failing all of your classes." I slapped my brother in the back of the head after he said that. Douchebag.
"Dick! Shut up, I have a fucking D in at least ONE of 'em." Before he got the chance to say something stupid, I hit him again.
"Great. You know, Ash, I'm sure Dad would've been real proud of you. Not giving a shit about anything, all the drugs, sex, lies. Yup. He'd just want to wrap you up in his arms and congratulate you everytime he saw you."
Aiden immediately got between me and Ky and I lunged her way. He held me in front of him and used his big, gorilla body to cover her. "Shit, Ash! Would you calm the fuck down!"
"Who the fuck do you think you are to say what the fuck Dad would do!" I screamed at Kyla, who was peeking out under Aiden's arm. "Fuck you both! Go to hell." And with that, I started walking, with no idea where the hell I was headed.
