Hello, and welcome to another episode of brain-draining, mind-blowing (more of destroying) review of Starkit's Prophecy. Without any ado, let's subject ourselves to torture willingly!


Chpater oen prouloge

(Ooh, didn't know 'oen' was a number, eh? What great lessons we're learning here!)

The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly.

(They wanted to fall into it, since it would grant them extraordinary powers like regaining their sanity and escaping out of this messed-up story.)

A dark shape appeared on the surface. A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright.

(Echoshadow: Hey, random kitty, why are your eyes bright? They're not supposed to be bright, even though you're a cat which is supposed to have glowing eyes. You had better jump down into the pool now and escape out of here since xdarkrosesx think your eyes are something worth mentioning. Don't want to be compared to our dear beloved Mary-Sue, do you? Quick! Jump into the pool of magic and SAVE YOURSELF.)

"There is a prophecy!" She said. "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."

(Oh dear, this has so much suspense! And it's so vague! Like, I totally don't know that the evil Tigerstar would pair up with the law-abiding Hollyleaf, who is obsessed with the warrior code and just so happens to be the granddaughter of Firestar, one of Tigerstar's many enemies. This prophecy will be such a mystery for our Mary-Sue to figure out.)

"Its about StarKit!" A white tom said. "Shes going to save the forest,"

(And not the cats in the forest?)

He looked at a gold tom by BlueStar. "she has powers nobody dreamed of."Said the gold tom. "Should we tell JayFeather?" He asked. "Yes." Said BlueStar. "he needs to know."

(Eh-hem. So if they tell Jayfeather that Starkit has powers, probably in his dreams, wouldn't Jayfeather dream of her powers? "She has powers nobody dreamed of." Pffffft.)

She walked away from the pool to tell JayFeather about the prophcy.

(No! You're giving up your only chance to be free! Why, Bluestar? I had so much hopes for you!)

did u like it? plz tell me in urm review!

(Sure, I liked it so much that I would rather dance in a lion's mouth than continue reading this. How's that for ya?)


And we're done! Yeah, it's that fast. So...what do we learn?

1) We learn a new number, 'oen'. Everyone say it with me here: OEENNN. Such a nice ring to it, don't you think?

2) There's a Magic Pool in StarClan, where cats can drop into to snatch back sanity and saunter out into the broad daylight of the real, so-much-nicer world, but apparently no one wishes to use it.

3) Xdarkroses thinks that cat eyes should be dull. Well done. Well done.

4) Starkit's gonna save the forest, but not the cats in it. And she also won't save herself from her insanity. Oh well, she's well past the point where she can be dragged back to sanity anyway, so just leave the Starkit-Sue (I'm gonna call her that from now on) be.

5) StarClan don't think Jayfeather's dreams count as dreams.

So...cya! I'm updating this fast, since I don't have the heart to continue my other story, I have all the time to play now that my exams are done and over with, and because why not.