A/N. Ok! Thanks for the reviews guys, and I love some of the ideas you guys offered! Thanks so much! Time for review replies!

To TheBlackSeaReaper: Thanks! and Glad you love it. Here's some more for you to love, and thanks for the suggestion!

To IndigoButterfly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Oh My GOD! That was genious! Bravo! And you will have more to play act when I'm through with this chapter.

To Naomi-nami16: Yeah, sorry about that. It was intended to be a one-shot but then I started going on a roll with it and I decided it was too good to end as a simple One-Shot. So here is more! Sorry about the confusion again, just ignore that and enjoy the fanfic. Thanks for the review.

To Aoi-Usa: Haha! Funny! And thanks, glad you like it all so much. I just know somebody's going to murder me for that last chapter from One Piece Queen of the Seas though. Anyway, yes Marco is a great, lovable Pineapple head! (Marco: Not you too!) Anyway, thanks for the review and enjoy!

Summary: More how to Make Marco MIAB, YAY! Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece!


HOW TO MAKE MARCO MIAB PT. 2!

31) Run around telling everybody that Marco is part pineapple.

32) Call Marco a pretty swan lady! (For added affect look completely happy, innocent, and serious while saying it.)

33) Find a pineapple, fake eyelashes, 1 blue marker, 1 black marker, and Izou's lipstick. Draw a face on the Pineapple and use Izou's lipstick to make it look pretty. Show it to Marco and tell him you found a nice girl that will go out with him. Look completely serious while saying all this.

34) When Marco is asleep, take Izou's lipstick, some masquera, blush, and eyeliner, and make Marco look pretty!

35) Take a picture after performing #34. Get it printed and show it off to everybody you know, including the Marines.

36) Call Marco an Old Man.

37) Call Marco Grandma.

38) When Marco is just about to fall asleep, barge into his room uninvited and talking about going to bed, when you see Marco scream your head off and call him a Pervert.

39) Kick him out of his own room afterwards. Then come out at around five o'clock in the morning and talking about how you could've sworn that was your bedroom when you walked in last night.

40) Pants Marco in the middle of a battle.

41) Tell Akainu Marco wants to kiss him.

42) Tell Kizaru Marco wants to kiss him.

43) Tell Aokiji Marco wants to kiss him.

44) Tell Marco any of the three aforementioned Admirals want to kiss him.

45) Randomly call him a cheater, and then go on a tangent about how he shouldn't go about playing other people's hearts like that. (referring to #41-43)

46) Convince him to sing Independent Woman Pt. 1 by Beyonce in front of the whole crew.

47) Take pictures, a LOT of pictures, and video tape it too.

48) Pass it around to everybody you know, and don't know.

49) Whenever he walks into the same room as you, sing loudly and off key: Dontcha' by The Pussycat Dolls.

50) When he tells you to stop it, sing louder, and even more off key.

51) When serving eggs, and Marco reaches to get some, scream out that Marco is a cannibal.

52) When he bangs his head against the wall, randomly grab a pillow and place it where his head hits the surface of whatever is nearby.

53) Follow Marco around insistently.

54) Keep calling his name the whole entire time.

55) When he turns around to say what, kiss him, tell him you love him, and then walk away.

56) Do all this over again for a whole week without stopping. Have fun! And Fangirls, don't take it too far, okay?


A/N. So what do you guys think? Please review and see ya!