Chapter 1.
AN: Special danks (get it, coz I liek dank memes) 2 my gf (yes in that way gET WITH THE TIMEZ HOMOPHONES!1!) jenny, iambeeyoncealways 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!
Hi my name is Pepe Rare Meme Overlord and I have a soft bald green head (nothin 2 due with my name). I have fat juicey red lips like my home girl Kylie Jenner. I'm not related to the Kardasheons but I wish I was because their major fucking hotties. I'm a frog but I do pass for a normal humen. I have green skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magical school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm meme trash (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly dank meme clothes from Amazon and hot topic that most you non memers wouldn't understand. But today I was just wear a blue t-shirt and khaki pants. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was happy about. A lot of scrubs stared at me. I put my second out of four webbed fingers at them.
"Hey Pepe!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Shrek!
"What's up Shrek?" I asked
"Nothing." he said shyly in his deep ogre voice
But then I heard my friends call me and I had to hop away.
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Chapter 2.
AN: Danks 2 iambeeyoncealways 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW skrubs stop flaming ma story ok!
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I slid off my lilly pad and ate a fly that kept buzzing around my room. My bed was basically just a Lilly pad shaped 2 remind me of home. I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday bc no one would notice anyways.
My friend, Shia La Beouf (AN: Jenny dis is male u!) woke up and grinned at me. He flipped his brown hair that was in a ponytail and stoked his beard. We got ready.
"OMFG I saw you talking to Shrek yesterday!" he said excitedly
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing
"Do you like Shrek?" he asked as we went out the Hufflepuff common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I frogging don't!" I croaked
"Just DO IT!" he exclaimed. Just then, Shrek walked up to me.
"Hi." He said
"Hi." I replied flirtily
"Guess what." he said
"What?" I asked him
"Well, Rick Astley is having a concert in Frogsmeade." he told me.
"Oh. My. Frogging. God!" I screamed I love Rick Astley. He's my favorite person ever besides the Kardashins.
"Well... do you want to go with me?" he asked
I croaked.
